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Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-08-2006, 02:59 PM
While it may not come as a surprise to most of us; yesterday it was confirmed that an overwhelming majority of Canadians support sodomy.
In a 175 to 123 vote; the issue of whether to re-open the same sex marriage debate was soundly defeated by homers and their supporters in a country that is only surpassed by mudslums in their willingness to spit in the face of Jesus. It's time for action. I can no longer stomach the thought of two men in lumberjack coats cuddling on the couch and necking. Full story here;
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...2154&t=TS_Home
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OTTAWA—Same-sex marriages are here to stay in Canada.
Prime Minister Stephen Harper says his party has no plans to revisit the topic — even if he wins a majority government in the future — after Parliament yesterday overwhelmingly voted not to reopen debate on the controversial issue.
"We made a promise to have a free vote on this issue, we kept that promise, and obviously the vote was decisive and obviously we'll accept the democratic result of the people's representatives," Harper said after the vote.
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-08-2006, 06:26 PM
Did anyone not see that the poutine-eating peace monkeys would pull a stunt like that? The Canuckian Soviet Socialist Republic has a long tradition of hating everything good and loving everything bad.
As for "the democratic result of the people's representatives," when we True Christian™ Republicans talk about the need to protect democracy in the area of marriage, that doesn't apply to Canada, as the Canadians have just proved that they are unfit to govern themselves.
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-08-2006, 07:16 PM
Large French and Catholic population in Canada and they allow homer mock marriages. Is there any surprise here?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-08-2006, 07:20 PM
The Roman catholic church strongly opposes same sex marriage.
When same sex marriage legislation was being accepted in my country, the greatest opponent was in fact the Church.
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-08-2006, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by tommy
The Roman catholic church strongly opposes same sex marriage.
When same sex marriage legislation was being accepted in my country, the greatest opponent was in fact the Church.
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Yes, we see how Roman Catholics oppose same-sex marriage but are all homers themselves. How many millions of dollars are they paying THIS WEEK for boy-buggering?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-08-2006, 07:47 PM
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Yes, we see how Roman Catholics oppose same-sex marriage but are all homers themselves. How many millions of dollars are they paying THIS WEEK for boy-buggering?
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I guess they oppose it just to cover their own problems and frustrations. They think it makes them look more straight.
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Exodus 15:3
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-08-2006, 08:25 PM
<Confused look>
But.... I thought ALL Canadians were queers??
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-09-2006, 12:02 AM
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<Confused look>
But.... I thought ALL Canadians were queers??
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If they're not, they soon will be. Now that the Canadian government has granted homers the special privilege of equality, it's just a matter of time before the sacred institution of heterosexual (i.e., real) marriage lies in ruins and the Christ-hating sodomites go on a rampage of recruitment.
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-09-2006, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
As for "the democratic result of the people's representatives," when we True Christian™ Republicans talk about the need to protect democracy in the area of marriage, that doesn't apply to Canada, as the Canadians have just proved that they are unfit to govern themselves.
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Based on the precedent set when our Godly President Reagan invaded Grenada, I'd say we are probably massing troops along the border even now. We cannot simply sit back and allow such a dangerous threat to our American interests to exist, a mere stones throw from our northern border!
Seeing how the enemy are 100% limp-wristed sissies, the "battle" shouldn't last more than a day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-11-2006, 11:56 PM
I am sorry to say that I think Pastor Ezekiel is telling the truth.
US puts machine-guns on Great Lakes coast guard vessels
The U.S. says it's because of terraists, but since I doubt the Taliban are planning to sail into the U.S. anytime soon it must be preparing for war with my country!
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A Canadian Foreign Affairs official said Ottawa has agreed to read the treaty in such a way that coast guard vessels may be mounted with guns by considering them weapons of law enforcement rather than war.
Canada reserves the right to arm its own vessels as well, the official told CBC News.
Under the reinterpretation, which both sides say honours the spirit of the original treaty, vessels may be outfitted with machine-guns of sizes up to .50-calibre. That would be big enough to bring down a helicopter and shoot through a light-armoured vehicle.
Colclough said the United States has no intention of equipping the vessels with .50-calibre machine-guns at this point.
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(Emphasis mine.)
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-11-2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
I am sorry to say that I think Pastor Ezekiel is telling the truth.
US puts machine-guns on Great Lakes coast guard vessels
The U.S. says it's because of terraists, but since I doubt the Taliban are planning to sail into the U.S. anytime soon it must be preparing for war with my country!
(Emphasis mine.)
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My uncle Rumsfeld keeps me informed. Better get out while the getting is good young lady. God Hates Canada.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-12-2006, 03:50 PM
Having said that, I don't see what's so controversial about the claim that machine guns are weapons of law enforcement rather than war. Surely all active citizens should be required to carry them, for the purposes of keeping the peace?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Queers officially take over Canada! -
12-12-2006, 05:02 PM
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I don't see what's so controversial about the claim that machine guns are weapons of law enforcement rather than war.
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It is a mute point. War is just the result of poor law enforcement.
For example; if the taliban had just handed over Osama Bin Retard when we told them to we wouldn't have had to destroy their country. People are their own worst enemies; Christ haters are the worst.
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