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Hello Everyone! -
03-23-2014, 04:56 PM
Whatsapp everyone! My name is Robert and i am here to join youre humble community. I workout a lot and go to the gym often. I live in Finland and go church here. My favorite verse in the bible is Rev 1:8 becouse i have 2 children.
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True Christian™ Brainiac
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Location: Protesting the pride parade!
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03-23-2014, 05:02 PM
Welcome to Landover, Robert.
Exercising regularly is good. God dislikes sloth.
You may want to try printing this out and taking it with you next time you hit the gym though:
You can never be too careful around fags, friend!
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Serving Jesus
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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03-23-2014, 05:04 PM
Welcome then Brother.
Tell of your adventures with Jesus.
Do try to avoid the Negroe English. That is distasteful to the Lord.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Hello Everyone! -
03-23-2014, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Thegolden
Whatsapp everyone! My name is Robert and i am here to join youre humble community. I workout a lot and go to the gym often. I live in Finland and go church here. My favorite verse in the bible is Rev 1:8 becouse i have 2 children.
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Hello and welcome to our Forums, stranger.
Please explain, what is "whatsapp?" is this some new kind of Apple software?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Hello Everyone! -
03-23-2014, 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thegolden
Whatsapp everyone! My name is Robert and i am here to join youre humble community. I workout a lot and go to the gym often. I live in Finland and go church here. My favorite verse in the bible is Rev 1:8 becouse i have 2 children.
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Welcome to God's favourite forum!
Why don't you share your testimony?
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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03-23-2014, 05:33 PM
Welcome to God's favorite forum. What measures have to taken to protect your children from the scourge of Moominism that has swept your country for the last 75 years? How big is your igloo?
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Hell. Roasting Eternally With The Dark Lord.
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Re: Hello Everyone! -
03-23-2014, 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thegolden
Whatsapp everyone! My name is Robert and i am here to join youre humble community. I workout a lot and go to the gym often. I live in Finland and go church here. My favorite verse in the bible is Rev 1:8 becouse i have 2 children.
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Welcome Brother Rob! Can I call you Rob, Rob? Welcome to God's favorite forums. Are your children male, or female?
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Hello Everyone! -
03-24-2014, 12:47 AM
What's the biggest reindeer you have shot? What gun do you use?
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Anti La Leche League Organizer
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
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Re: Hello Everyone! -
03-24-2014, 08:27 AM
Hi Roope,
I am Roberta so we are kind of kin, right? I love really buf men with lots of tattoos. I know what Leviticus says so it's difficult to find a Christian man with ink in Vermont but I'll bet all you Finlander beefcakes have tattoos, right? Please send pics.
XOXOXOXO, Roberta
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