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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Post your Christmas Shopping problems HERE! -
10-04-2006, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Bah. You Xtians need to get used to the idea of EQUALITY, and not preferential treatment like you're used to.
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Really, Mrs. Van Hellbound, what are you going on about? If you want your satanic Christian-baby-eating festival to have equal standing with our Godly celebration of the birth of Our Savior, than you are the one demanding special privileges. You'd already know this if you listened to Godly AM talk radio instead of watching the Oprah Channel or whatever it is.
P.S. What is "Xtian" supposed to mean? If you can't be bothered to type out "Christ," then Christ can't be bothered to do anything but throw you into the lake of fire with your buddies at the Anti-Christian Lunatics' Union.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Post your Christmas Shopping problems HERE! -
10-05-2006, 02:06 AM
Don't insult the ACLU!
They want equal status for ALL, not priveleged treatment for mean christians!!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Post your Christmas Shopping problems HERE! -
10-05-2006, 04:15 AM
The ACLU is a well-known communist-jew organization. The use alot of shiny words like "equality" in order to trick the great unwashed like you. They are in fact, Christian haters, and as such will be dispatched into the special district of hell reserved for filthy Christ-killing jew lawyers. Praise God!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
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Re: Post your Christmas Shopping problems HERE! -
10-07-2006, 11:35 PM
Miss.Sue Vera, i be needin your true Christmiss Advices™ this year, cuz i not feelin the lurve of lord Jesus . i was gonna gives everyone a bootiful Christmiss kitty
but the way to a true Christian™ hearts is thru a true Christian™ stomacks an there be lots an lots of baptist folks who heart kittys in a biblickal ways
i needs some noo gift ideas, cuz i be tempteds by the demon of bah humbugs, it true!
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Post your Christmas Shopping problems HERE! -
10-09-2006, 08:21 PM
Miss Petal! I still don't even know what I'm getting for Pastor Al yet. Christmas has become so terribly sexularized that surely he'd sneer if I BY MISTAKE gave him something I'd bought an un$avED "friend" by accident at the Family Teamwork Networking Dollar Store. For one dilly dollar.
(By the way - this one reminds me of that awful Moreass cat - the one who thought his 9 Lives didn't stink):
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Post your Christmas Shopping problems HERE! -
10-09-2006, 08:45 PM
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