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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:20 PM
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A good play on words?
How basic, retarded and offensive must a joke be for it to please you?
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What, he was complimenting you. It was a nice photoshop job. Sheesh, you're sure hate-filled, STL.
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:25 PM
Come to think of it, I would watch a film about a superdog if it had a cool poster like that.
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:33 PM
One can't but wonder that more results would indeed be gotten by praying to a superdog than to the bible's god. Bwahahaha!
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:36 PM
Lol, yea. I mean at least you would see some results from the dog.
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
Lol, yea. I mean at least you would see some results from the dog.
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Now you two heathens are in here promoting bestiality? Disgusting!
Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
Confusing is exactly what you two are. Jesus hates that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:50 PM
You people have really sick minds. It seems sex is all that's on your minds. Sad really, what would your god think?
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:51 PM
Umm, no, Zeke, we were saying that if a superdog existed, you'd get more results praying to that dog than praying to the bible's god.
How on Earth did you twist that around to see bestiality? Never mind.....don't answer that...I don't want to know.
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-18-2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
You people have really sick minds. It seems sex is all that's on your minds. Sad really, what would your god think?
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The answer to your question can be found in the Holy KJV1611 Bible. Everything that our God thinks on any subject can be found within its pages. You might try reading it sometime. My God is your God, boy. You may chose to ignore Jesus, but He sees you, every second of every day.
Stay away from those dogs, ok? Don't let Rachael VonHellbound drag you down into the gutter she lives in.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-19-2006, 12:02 AM
Why does everyone keep calling me boy, I have a name! I'm not just some nameless kid. Jeez.
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Don't let Rachael VonHellbound drag you down into the gutter she lives in.
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I'm sure her gutter is very nice . Hehe, sexual inuendo.
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-19-2006, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The answer to your question can be found in the Holy KJV1611 Bible. Everything that our God thinks on any subject can be found within its pages. You might try reading it sometime. My God is your God, boy. You may chose to ignore Jesus, but He sees you, every second of every day.
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Yes, that's your god. Your deity is not everyone else's deity. That's your religion, your book. It isn't everyone's and not everyone follows it.
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Stay away from those dogs, ok? Don't let Rachael VonHellbound drag you down into the gutter she lives in.
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I may not live in a mansion but not a gutter. My husband and I live in an apartment. A nice one. No roaches. And the odd potroast and steak for dinner.
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Why does everyone keep calling me boy, I have a name! I'm not just some nameless kid. Jeez.
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Because they probably think your name sounds too demonic. Maybe they think that by using saying or typing a name they think sounds demonic, they'll become possessed or conjure up a daemon.
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-19-2006, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
I'm sure her gutter is very nice . Hehe, sexual inuendo.
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Well, if you're into gutters . . . Which truck stop does she drain, anyway?
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
How on Earth did you twist that around to see bestiality? Never mind.....don't answer that...I don't want to know.
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Pastor Zeke has been given the gift of interpretation. He is able to read past your coded messages and see the perversions within!
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-19-2006, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
Pastor Zeke has been given the gift of interpretation. He is able to read past your coded messages and see the perversions within!
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Perversions we don't know about you mean?
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Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO? -
12-19-2006, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
What, he was complimenting you. It was a nice photoshop job. Sheesh, you're sure hate-filled, STL.
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I did NOT photoshop that heresy!
It will be in the cinemas in august with that beluchi satanist comediant...
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