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Default MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-03-2008, 12:26 PM

What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what!

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JK Rowling has been named as the world's richest author by Forbes, with earnings of an estimated £3 million a week or £5 per second.
The Harry Potter creator is unlikely to be adversely affected by the global credit crunch as the movie adaptations of her Potter adventures have generated £2.1billion at the box office and there are still three more films to come.


The former single mother on benefits, who has sold more than 375 million books worldwide, receives an undisclosed cut from the film profits. In addition she receives around £100 million from merchandising.

The writer admits that, despite her talent ands creativity, she is indeed incredibly fortunate: "I'm the luckiest woman in the world. Immensely privileged."

The 43-year-old mum of three has earned approximately £560 million of which the £160 million she raked in over the last year was said have been more than the next nine best-selling writers, including James Patterson, Stephen King, Tom Clancy and Danielle Steel, put together.
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What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what!


The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-03-2008, 01:53 PM

She did not write these stories. There is no way a welfare mother could have done it. Satan invaded her spirit and gave her these story lines in order that she help him turn young minds to Satan.

Note that throughout the books, the wizard headmaster is a homosexual predator that is alone with Harry Potter all too often, and that the Ron character is always jealous when Harry spends time with Hermione because Ron wants Harry to himself. When that hot Bulgarian comes on the scene, Ron goes nuts because he is so turned on by the big one but he is attracted to a girl.

The whole Weasel family has red hair. If that is not demonic imagery, I don't know what is.

Demons. Witchcraft. Homosexual subplots. Parental disrespect. It's all Satan, Satan, Satan.


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!
Yes, I suppose they would be compelling and interesting to the demons that infest you.


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-03-2008, 05:25 PM

As if we needed any more proof. That Godless whore has children by different fathers! I am glad my Jean is not such a slut.

What is her husband thinking, allowing a woman to make money from selling Satanic material to young children? Is he a man or a homer?
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-03-2008, 05:23 PM

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The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!
Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.



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Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.



Many people have writing talent - Rowling happens to be one of them.

As for my pipe, I prefer chocolate tobacco.


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Many people have writing talent - Rowling happens to be one of them.

As for my pipe, I prefer chocolate tobacco.
How extraordinary. So you're saying you smoke chocolate pipe tobacco? I prefer a good cigar myself, twiddlebuns. Each to his own. It takes all kinds to make the world go round. It's extraordinary, that's what.


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-06-2008, 04:40 PM

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What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what!
What about other famous writers like Stephen King or Tom Clancy? Or what about other people as well like Steven Spielberg or George Lucas with making creative and fun movies to watch. Or even famous music bands like The Beatles, Queen, Van Halen, Rolling Stones, etc with such great music to listen to.

People have the ability to be very creative, whether be writing, drawing, movie making, comedy, music, etc.

You don't have to put a stamp on it and saying its Satan's fault because they are making tons of cash over it.

Don't jump to conclusions saying it was Satan's Act that did this.


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What about other famous writers like Stephen King or Tom Clancy? Or what about other people as well like Steven Spielberg or George Lucas with making creative and fun movies to watch. Or even famous music bands like The Beatles, Queen, Van Halen, Rolling Stones, etc with such great music to listen to.

People have the ability to be very creative, whether be writing, drawing, movie making, comedy, music, etc.

You don't have to put a stamp on it and saying its Satan's fault because they are making tons of cash over it.

Don't jump to conclusions saying it was Satan's Act that did this.

The only reason they disapprove of her making so much money off the Harry Potter enterprise is that they aren't getting any of it. If she was giving them her money, they wouldn't care how she made it.


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-07-2008, 12:24 AM

Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?


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Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?
Yes it is all fiction, but have you seen what it is doing to the youth of this world. Turning young boys into four-eyed, queer, witches.


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Yes it is all fiction, but have you seen what it is doing to the youth of this world. Turning young boys into four-eyed, queer, witches.
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Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?
Some facts you might wish to consider with this so-called 'work of fiction'...

It is well known that Rowling is a recruiter for various Anti-Christian and Satanist Organizations, including the Church of Satan, The Wiccan Circle, and the Pagan Federation. Reports in the press actually CONFIRM this, as The Pagan Federation has had to appoint a youth officer to deal with a flood of inquiries coming in from children as young as 6 years old, following the success of the Harry Potter books. (http://www.daveandangel.com/CRN/Harry_Potter_Fans_Turn_to_Witchcraft.html)

Harry Potter is a Trojan horse – a clever vehicle able to implant a sort of satanic receptor in the human soul – making youngsters vulnerable to demonic activity and possible demon infestation / possession.

Harry Potter books – packaged as harmless fantasy - are actually the genuinely dangerous. The necromancy, ceremonial magic, curses, spells, blood sacrifice, incantations, and so on, mirror actual occult ritual! While many of the names which permeate the books are actual names of real witches, occult figures, and demonic entities from throughout History. How could Rowling know such things if she wasn’t a witch herself?

Names such as ‘Hedwig', ‘Cliodna’, Alberic Grunnion’, ‘Nicolas Flamel’, ‘Paracelsus’, Henry Cornelius Agrippa’ were all famous witches, sorcerers and alchemists throughout the ages. Then we have names such as "Azkaban", "Circe", "Draco", "Erised", "Hermes", and "Slytherin"; all of which are names of real devils or demons. These are not characters of fiction!

Why package these books as fantasy when they are literally crammed full of REAL black magic ceremonies, REAL hexes and spells, names of REAL witches and demons? Why, if this is truly fantasy, wouldn’t Rowling fill these books with ‘made-up-names’ and ‘made-up-spells’, instead of real curses and names of real witches and demons? Well, maybe that is something you should think about.

How serious is this? By reading these materials, many millions of young people are learning how to work with demon spirits. They are getting to know them by name, and speaking their names aloud, opening their souls up to possession.

"There is a tremendous smoke screen in the Potter PR machinery," Caryl Matriciana, author of ‘Harry Potter – Witchcraft Repackaged’ DVD documentary was quoted as saying. "Does being packaged as 'fantasy' mean we're not to question content?"


Remember in the Bible what Paul had to say on this -

“Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?” II Corinthians 6:14

“Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.” Ephesians 5:11


According to Iowa Licensed Master Social Worker William Schnoebelen, former Church of Satan member - turned Christian, Potter characters execute satanic ceremony and technique as practiced today.

Schnoebelen, also a former instructor of witchcraft, says Potter imitators are blind to the entities that respond from "an unknown beguiling arena. It seems so enchantingly fun and innocent, but they are trafficking in evil spirits. The books definitely draw kids to witchcraft."

While former high-ranking occultist, ‘Peter’, said “The story of Harry Potter is an allegory: It is written and packaged to look like fantasy when, in truth, it is a carefully written true description of the training and work of an initiate in an occult order.... The story line aligns with real occult books written by Gavin and Yvonne Frost, who, themselves, run the foremost school of witchcraft in the British Isles.” (http://www.crossroad.to/ask-peter/index.htm)

Former satanic mystic, Johanna Michaelson, says, "There is a beautiful side of evil – deceptive, subtle, adorned with all manner of spiritual refinements, but no less from the pit of hell than that which is blatantly satanic."

There is a false story going around that JK Rowling’s exhaustively researched the occult to better animate her characters' skills. Friends, do not be naïve here. To animate her characters better? This is meant to be fiction, not a who’s who encyclopaedia of Black Magic and the Occult for a 6 year old child. My fears are mirrored in what Head Teacher of St Mary's Island Church of England school in Chatham, Kent, has went on the record as saying. Carol Rockwood stated that ‘Harry Potter is more dangerous to children than child molestors’. And I for one couldn’t agree more.

But it is not just your child’s spiritual welfare you should be concerned with. For these books not only teach your children how to do real Black Magic, channel spirits, hold congress with the dead, speak to ghosts and drink animal blood. But they also teach your children disrespect for authority, and glorify serious crimes such as ‘car theft’, ‘bank robbery’, ‘murder’ and ‘identity theft’, all of which Potter engages in throughout the books. And more worrying still is that these books actually teach your child how to make drugs!

In the first Potter book, Harry and his friends learn how to make drugs, and the glory of taking them. Listen to Professor Snape explain in the book: "I don't think you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses, I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death ... Potter! ... What would I get if I added powered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"

Do you see that little reference to "wormwood"? The plant, wormwood, contains thujone, an hypnotic drug, banned by the FDA since 1915. Further, wormwood is used to make Absinthe, a hallucinogenic liquor. Therefore, the drug to which Rowling makes reference is very real, and is so dangerous the FDA has banned it -- to this day, it is BANNED!

Checkmate, heathen!
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 08-28-2012, 08:21 PM

"REAL black magic ceremonies, REAL hexes and spells, names of REAL witches and demons"

Brother Percy, with all due respect, I would like to know how you know this information, where you got it from, and how you know that it's true.


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 11-22-2010, 12:37 AM

I'd like to reference 2 verses of the Bible:

John 3:17 - " For God did not send his Son into the world to CONDEMN the world, but to SAVE the world through him."

Luke 6:37- "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

We are not supposed to be condemning people but we are to love them and tell them the truth. Ask most non-Christians and they will say that Christians are hypocritical, condemning, self righteous people that think they are better than everyone else and I don't blame them. Christianity is all about love and forgiveness and people have twisted that into something that it was never intended to be. And we wonder why people don't want to be Christians. We are to be like Jesus and to do that we have to subscribe to the whole Bible, seek after God, and love people. I plead with you to really look into this. I don't mean to be condemning at all btw, I just need to speak the truth.

In Christ's love,

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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 11-22-2010, 12:40 AM

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I'd like to reference 2 verses of the Bible:

John 3:17 - " For God did not send his Son into the world to CONDEMN the world, but to SAVE the world through him."

Luke 6:37- "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

We are not supposed to be condemning people but we are to love them and tell them the truth. Ask most non-Christians and they will say that Christians are hypocritical, condemning, self righteous people that think they are better than everyone else and I don't blame them. Christianity is all about love and forgiveness and people have twisted that into something that it was never intended to be. And we wonder why people don't want to be Christians. We are to be like Jesus and to do that we have to subscribe to the whole Bible, seek after God, and love people. I plead with you to really look into this. I don't mean to be condemning at all btw, I just need to speak the truth.

In Christ's love,

davids731
Dear False Christian;

First of all, you're quoting from a satanic bible version. The KJV doesn't say anything like what you've posted above.

Secondly, what's your point? That withcraft is fine and dandy with Jesus?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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