[handmaiden]

Obviously gay birds, done up for some "Pride Parade."









Honestly, my eyes hurt just looking at them. You would never see a bald eagle done up like that.


Drably Yours,


Handmaiden

[BrotherLarry]

I am not so sure, Dear.


Look what I discovered. The first is a "before" shot, the next, "after."


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[handmaiden]

What. Did. They. Do. To. That. Poor. Eagle?


That has to be illegal, right? It's the American National Bird. They can't get away with that!


Alarmistly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Basilissa]

Sadly, at least 130 bird species are truly abominable in this regard, spitting in the face of their Creator. In some bird species, up to 1/3 of individuals engage in these sinful activities. In species such as geese, 1 in 5 males form long-lasting sexual relationships with another male. This is clearly not what God had intended them to do and I think that these gay birds should be completely eradicated.

[handmaiden]

So-called evolutionary evidence of gayness? Ugh! It's just more proof that when mankind fell (thanks to womankind, of course) all of God's Creation fell, too.

Also, for some reason, looking at those dyed baby birds makes me want to visit Michael's Crafts-- I mean Hobby Lobby, of course.


Shoppingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

So-called evolutionary evidence of gayness?

Well, it's something that can be interpreted both ways, 1) as evidence of something genetic, but also 2) since it happens exclusively in social species it could be seen not as genetic, but a social adaptation to ensure survival of the species (gay couples serving as allomothers). Either way, I frankly do not care. Whether God creates these pitiful individuals wicked (Psalm 58:3) or it is something that develops as part of their personality (which is formed within the first few years of life, so good luck trying to change it afterwards), it doesn't matter. What matters is that only God can change them back to normal, and the only way to achieve it is prayer.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

it is something that develops as part of their personality (which is formed within the first few years of life, so good luck trying to change it afterwards), it doesn't matter. What matters is that only God can change them back to normal, and the only way to achieve it is prayer.

What about those intensive boot camps for setting gays straight? Would it be a waste of resources to establish one for birds? I would just hate it if more American Bald Eagles were seduced into dishonoring Our Lord and Our Country.


Suggestingly Yours,


Handmaiden