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Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-15-2011, 08:28 PM
Hello again friends ,
I have a question about homeopathy and homeopathics, even though I'm no myselve a homeopathic I just need to know something about the homeopathics because I have make a discovery that were wonderful and amazing and fantastic as well but then I was thinnking..'Oh - Is this OK' so I was thinking then I should maybe ask people here about homeopthics because I'm sure somebody will know more than me about this because although I know a lot of things I dont know everything so I ask.
Recently I had to get a small operation (nothing serios) but it were cause me a lot of pain after so I try the aspirina and the gelocatil and the Ibuprofeno and then a friend of my aunt gave to me a oinkment made by buddhist monks she have contact whit no far from Alcoy and this oinkment when I put it on my abdomen scar was like a miracle! No pain, and the eswells went down like supersonicky, and I was like WOW! Then the pain disappear from the rest of my tender stomach when I was rubbing it all over to help reduce the pain, it was like really eslippy and esmell a little estrange but the more I rub me the belly whit this oinkment all over the more good feels it gave me. This are a miracle product.
She say me it was totally homeopathic and make from the materials totally naturals and plants and stuff, so it havent even got a name, but what a wonderfull oinkment is it!!!! Serios, friends, it have cured me the pain like instant!
But of course then after I was whit the guilty feelings because I couldn't find nothing in the Bible about oinkments for homeopathics and I know some of the Pastors here are a little negative about ecological things so I ask:
Can we Chjristians use homepathic oinkments or other medicines?
Is OK?
Thanks.
YIC, Mari.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-15-2011, 08:40 PM
Do you use these 'oinkments' because you have no Faith in God? God does not send us more than we can handle unless it is His will to do so. If you have Faith, He will make your pain bearable. If He chooses not to lessen your pain it is to strengthen your Faith and bring you closer to God. Do NOT circumvent the Will of God with voodoo witchcraft! Jesus is not amused.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-15-2011, 09:27 PM
This sounds like homosexual witchcraft, so the answer is no.
The Holy Bible doesn't say not to practice this nonsense, but it also doesn't say not to jump in front of a speeding locomotive either.
God trusts that you will use the brain He gave you.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-15-2011, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
This sounds like homosexual witchcraft, so the answer is no.
The Holy Bible doesn't say not to practice this nonsense, but it also doesn't say not to jump in front of a speeding locomotive either.
God trusts that you will use the brain He gave you.
In Christ
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And the bible dont say me 'DONT PUNCH TO A BULL ON HIS ' CATAPLINES' neither and I dont do this too also.
I'm seriously no thinking we can use a 'Is no in the Bible this thing' to decide is a bad thing, no? I mean, when I espreaded the oinkment on my hand and eslowly rub it all over my belly....the feeling was ...magical...miraculos!
Really, surely this kind of miracle MUST be a gift of God?!?
YIC, Mari
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-15-2011, 10:25 PM
This makes not sense. I mean, I have nothing against Homers but I be darned if I go against the Bible and provide them therapy. I'll preach to the, I do my very best to pull demons from their rectums, I'll drop to my knees for hour upon sweaty hour but I will not do therapy. What if they try and slip me a roofie! The last thing I want to do is wake up tied to a leather milking bench with my anus greased up and one of those oral exam mouth spreaders on. I am a True Christian™ after all!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-15-2011, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
The last thing I want to do is wake up tied to a leather milking bench with my anus greased up and one of those oral exam mouth spreaders on. I am a True Christian™ after all!
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Ah, okay. No mouth spreaders on the anus for True Christians. Good to know.
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-15-2011, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
The last thing I want to do is wake up tied to a leather milking bench with my anus greased up and one of those oral exam mouth spreaders on.
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It's not that bad. I've done it a few times. The first time was in Seminary.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-16-2011, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
....the feeling was ...magical
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That is Satan. He is quite capable of soaking in through the pores of your skin and once inside he will go off like a fountain of evil watering your innards to burst in the false delight of bitter thorns.
The history of Samuel Hahnemann's "invention" of homeopathy is presented in THIS TRACT as a demonic revelation. The Pastoral Team will be able to confirm if that is correct. The principle of "homeopathic" or "sympathetic" magic was explored and developed by Sir James Frazer [probable witch] in his book "The Golden Bough" (which was his life's work).
I hope the tract is helpful, and you might like to contact one of the Pastors for an exorcism.
Samuel Hahnemann - would YOU rub his paste in your belly?
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Re: Is Homotherapy OK for Christians to use? -
07-16-2011, 12:04 PM
What? Do i have to come here and bust this nutty idea for you? YOu do realize that your "oinkment" is nothing more than Homosexual Pig SPerm?? Or as you mexicans call it, La Esperma del cierdo?!!
That's what your pagan mexican ancestors used and apparently youre living ones too!
The reason you felt so magical, was that your evil insides were twisting pleasurably and squirming toward this "lotion" like metal to a magnet or moth to a flame.
The very image of you, lying there, rubbing Satan's Creame up and down all over your feverish latina body is enough to drive me (and probably all the men) into our prayer closets.
YOu better check your self for piglets on your insdies soon.
ANd if we cant pray this out of you, then next time you should take a trip to new zeeland and just give yourself in to this place, until yourre ready for Jesus to next come inside you: http://www.odditycentral.com/news/ne...rse-semen.html Be praying for you
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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