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Why all the bold, dear? <on edit: Thank you to whoever fixed that. It was hurting my eyes!>
Proverbs 18:6 A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes.
Please, please enlighten us: what is the minimum word-count for an article to have "worth"?
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lol there is no "minimum" but at the very least an article needs to build knowledge to support a claim and then back the claim up with evidence which supports that. .that article makes many claims but has no evidence or at the very least references that support it. Nothing is verifiable and its a long list of statements and pseudo connections
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So, there have been scientific experiments that lasted 4.5 billions years, so you can definitely say that the measuring methods are 100% accurate?
Or are you relying on, oh I don't know, some book? That you have faith in? Even though there is no way to actually see the things it is talking about?
Turn that diligent quest for truth at yourself, friend, and see how shaky YOUR foundations are.
If you can be objective that is.
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Try actually stating what you are trying to get at without using a logical fallacy. .Your first two statements are fallacious reasoning (especially in context of an argument) . .Your third statement, I'll let pass because a life left unexamined isn't a life worth living. .And then you finished it up with another fallacy
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06-09-2014, 08:01 AM
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Try actually stating what you are trying to get at without using a logical fallacy. .Your first two statements are fallacious reasoning (especially in context of an argument) . .Your third statement, I'll let pass because a life left unexamined isn't a life worth living. .And then you finished it up with another fallacy
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I'll take that as an "I admit defeat!"
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06-09-2014, 08:03 AM
But guys, we have digressed so far off topic. .What are we going to do about Eugene?
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But guys, we have digressed so far off topic. .What are we going to do about Eugene?
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Go back and read my very first reply to you, then copy and paste it here.
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06-09-2014, 03:56 PM
Let's face facts Brethren - Eugene, Oregon has been spitting in Jesus face by defining the RIGHT™ of Americans to say the pledge of alliance. This is were Stealth Gun Control, Secularism, Carbon Caps and Extended Voting Rights are leading us too; a Muslim United Stated filled with thousands of Mexicans.
Yes, the horror is with us now Brethren, at lest in Oregon.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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06-09-2014, 05:16 PM
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Where EXACTLY in the bible does it say the age of the Earth?
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The Bible was written for all the ages, unsaved fellow.
If there was an exact age of the Earth included, it would have to be changed with every new edition and the previous editions would all be incorrect.
The Bible INCORRECT?!
That is not possible, sir.
We are given the information, but the math is up to us. That way, the Bible maintains total integrity- yesterday, today and into the future.
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06-09-2014, 05:39 PM
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But guys, we have digressed so far off topic...
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Says the guy who posted this completely irrelevant wall o' text rant about the Khazars in response to my directing him to read the stickies he was told to when he arrived here:
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Well for starters, there are some really basic MASSIVE holes in the. .I don't even know what to call it. .To begin, the Khazar Kingdom has nothing to do with Europe. The Kingdom is also not absent from the history books, actually the Khazar kingdom is very clearly laid out. It was a buffer state, insulating the Byzantine Empire from nomads and Mongols. Their Empire also is not strictly Jews, it was a conglomerate of Islam, Christianity, Judaism, and Paganism. The article also mentions that the Khazar "Jews" set up a European Kingdom in about 740 AD. This makes no sense considering at this time in Europe (and largely until the end of WWII) Europeans were deeply mistrusting of Jews and prosecuted them regularly. This created small disbanded communities of Jews in Europe. .and the last time I checked, its hard to create an empire in isolated small groups. .All of this aside, the connection between Khazar "Jews" and European Jews does not first get mentioned until the mid-1800s and was used as Tsarist (through the Okrana which later becomes the KGB ) propaganda to persecute and subjugate a population. . .Then to address the whole Jew and Judean thing. .There is SO much historical evidence that suggest the term "Jew" was used to refer to those who practiced Judaism during the Roman control of the Levant and even before then. So that is an absurd statement to make (not to mention noneof these articles are 1) long enough to have any sort of worth and 2) have zero evidence supporting the claims). Regardless if you want to argue about the exact definition of the term "Jew" it is obvious that Jesus was at some point a Jew or at the very least deeply influenced through Jewish culture ( which prevailed through Judea and most of the Levant)
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07-02-2014, 06:19 AM
So Mr. Smyth, you're an ex-gay? Are you one of those catholic priests they've been talking about in the news?
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So Mr. Smyth, you're an ex-gay? Are you one of those catholic priests they've been talking about in the news?
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Catholic?
Sorry friend, I'm no cannibalistic statue-hugger.
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Catholic?
Sorry friend, I'm no cannibalistic statue-hugger.
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I like how you didn't deny being gay. . oops sorry I meant "ex-gay"
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Well here we go again. This is the way the godless city of Eugene, Oregon chooses to spit in Christ's loving face: They throw a drug-ridden orgy out in the woods, worshiping satan and every false god imagineable.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Only in Oregon will you see the disgusting Catholics act more like Christ than the so-called Christians.
Community Group Gives Up $75,000 In Catholic Funding Rather Than Cut Ties To Pro-Gay Organization
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Amen, friend! Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-25-2014, 05:42 PM
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Friend, we share your prayer for the immediate destruction of Eugene and also the entire State of Oregon, the State of California, Las Vegas and every part of the West Coast.
Why would you go there in the first place?
Tell us of your adventures with Jesus. Thrill us with your exploits. What is your congregation? Do you have sons? What is your social security number and date of birth?
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10-11-2014, 03:32 AM
And now look at THIS! The ultraliberal Governor of Oregon has his whore living with him in the Governor's mansion, out of wedlock, living in sin as brazen as can e, and now it turns out his live-in whore got married to an Africa spearchucker FOR MONEY a few years ago. Of course he claims he never knew...Is it any wonder that God hates Oregon with a passion?
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First lady Cylvia Hayes appeared by herself at a Portland press conference Thursday afternoon that appeared to have two related goals: making it visibly clear that she is taking full responsibility for an illegal marriage to an immigrant while minimizing any political damage to Gov. John Kitzhaber.
In her nine minutes in front of reporters at the World Trade Center, the 47-year-old Hayes struggled more than once to regain her composure and was tearful as she bluntly acknowledged marrying an immigrant so he could remain in the country.
Hayes did not try to offer any noble reasons for helping Abraham B. Abraham, an 18-year-old immigrant from Ethiopia, when she married him in 1997. She told reporters that she received about $5,000, admitted that she never reported the income and said she "possibly" filed a false tax return that year.
While the statute of limitations has expired on the sham marriage, which was first reported by Willamette Week, Hayes said she may well face some legal repercussions.
First lady Cylvia Hayes apologized to her fiance, Gov. John Kitzhaber, as well as her friends, family and Oregonians after she admitted to marrying an 18-year-old Ethiopian national who wanted to secure his residency
"I have got an attorney and he is researching what those possibilities are," said Hayes, adding, "I'm here to accept responsibility and accept the consequences for what I've done." The marriage, Hayes' third, ended in divorce in 2002.
Hayes choked up when she talked about Kitzhaber and why he did not attend the press conference.
She said he "was stunned and he was hurt" when she told him about the marriage Wednesday afternoon, and she said she was "eternally grateful for the way he has supported me in this."
Hayes said she asked Kitzhaber not to attend the press conference "because I can't talk about this without...crying when I look at him right now."
Asked what she would tell voters who will soon be casting their votes in the governor's race, Hayes said "Gov. Kitzhaber had nothing to do with this."
Instead, she said, the story was "that Cylvia Hayes made a very serious illegal act 17 years ago and the governor did not know about this" until Wednesday afternoon.
Hayes, who is engaged to be married to Kitzhaber, said she would step back for the time being from serving as an adviser to him. "Right now I have to focus on these personal issues and our relationship," she said.
Kitzhaber's former press secretary, Tim Raphael, a political consultant whose firm works with Kitzhaber's re-election campaign, stood at the side of the room and ended the questioning before she reached the 10-minute mark at the podium. He then ushered her out a door, leaving the reporters and TV cameras behind.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-16-2015, 03:15 AM
THIS story of two teenagers from Eugene, Oregon, red diaper babies no doubt, should make every True Christian™ thank God for not being born in the most godless of all places in America.
And what a clever legal contrivance they've come up with! A couple of communistic, God hating teenagers suing the communistic, God hating governor of their communistic God hating state. No matter who wins, God loses!
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Two Eugene teens are about to have their day in court after suing Gov. John Kitzhaber more than three years ago for failing to protect their generation from climate change.
Lane County Circuit Court Judge Karsten Rasmussen is scheduled to hear arguments March 13 related to 18-year-old Kelsey Juliana and 14-year-old Olivia Chernaik’s claims that Oregon’s state government is violating the public trust doctrine by moving too slowly to protect Oregon’s natural resources from the impacts of carbon dioxide pollution.
“The case is really about our generation having a moral obligation to the youth in future generations,” said Chris Winter, co-director of the Portland-based Crag Law Center, who is representing Juliana and Chernaik.
Winter filed a motion for partial summary judgment on Friday asking the court to rule in the teens’ favor. On the same day, state lawyers filed their own motion asking the court to rule against the teens on the grounds that climate change is a political issue rather than a legal one
Both motions will be considered during the March hearing.
The court date is a significant milestone in a suit that nearly fizzled at the outset. The teens filed suit in 2011 with the help of Our Children’s Trust, a Eugene-based nonprofit that advocates for tighter emissions controls on behalf of youth and has launched similar lawsuits across the country.
Months later, Rasmussen dismissed the case at the state’s request. He ruled that decisions about resource use are a political issue over which the court has no authority. The Oregon Court of Appeals disagreed, and ruled in June that the lawsuit should not have been dismissed. That landed the matter back in Lane County.
The teens’ suit relies upon Oregon’s failure to meet the carbon emission reduction goals laid out eight years ago in House Bill 3543. Even if Oregon did meet the goals, they argue, future generations would remain vulnerable to the catastrophic impacts of climate change.
“Those goals were not chosen based on the best science that was available,” said Julia Olson, executive director of Our Children’s Trust. “They were selected for political reasons and they’re not legally binding.”
Juliana and Chernaik have garnered some high-profile supporters, including Eugene’s mayor. The director of the Oregon Climate Change Research Institute – a consortium of scientists the state Legislature established to help steer Oregon’s climate change response strategy -- has also written testimony in support of the teens' claims.
Juliana, who starts college this week in North Carolina after spending the fall walking across the country in the Great March for Climate Action, plans to finish her semester early in order to fly home for the March hearing.
“This issue needs attention from all branches of government,” she said. “Kids don’t get to vote yet and we don’t have money to donate to campaigns, but we as a generation have the most at stake, and the most to gain from taking action.”
Olson, the Our Children’s Trust director, said the Oregon teens’ case is “the case to watch” among dozens of related suits in various stages of development across the country.
“It will be the first substantive decision on these really important issues,” she said.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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07-02-2015, 04:21 AM
It should come as no surprise to any Christian that the godless state of Oregon has now begun handing out free marijuana on the streets. Once the queers got to force their marriage on us Normal people, they just couldn't wait to get everyone addicted to the pot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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If anyone needed further proof that marijuana makes you gay, consider the city of Portland, Oregon where, in response to being forced to inhale the devil's weed, citizens have decided to celebrate sodomy in a public display of debauchery.
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