[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Hi all,

I'm trying to draw up a set of guidelines for our prayer group on who they should and should not approach or be welcoming too, take as trustworthy etc.

I was wondering if the Pastors or True Christians could help me make some specific analysis of this.

Thanks, the girls in the prayer group are FAR too trusting and really need some hard solid rectitude put into them to help them steer clear of scum and filthy sinners with triple intentions.

ALL ADVICE/EXAMPLES Welcome!

Thanks, your Brother In Christ Jesus, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

[Pure_Angel]

Since I am only a woman I have no idea... but I will eagerly follow this thread so that I can learn, because I feel that I too can be far to trusting in people.


Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Marshall]

If they are welfare colored they need to be interviewed before they are sent on their way. Try to get fingerprints so they are on record and cant try to infiltrate again. I once had a noisy encounter with a local black family(Presbyterians) that felt it necessary to attend my church rather than the wrong one they use up the road. When informed that they were at the wrong place and were walking the thin line between "honest mistake" and "trespassing" the entire van went berserk and started raising Cain outside! Right where everyone could hear them! There were enormous orange and purple dresses and yellow suits everywhere hooting and hollering like they were almost monkeys instead of almost people. It was embarrassing and once the law cleared them out it was nearly 11am and the entire congregation had to stay until 2 to get the full message! It was awful.

Obviously Mexicans are all Catholic and wouldn't be at a real Christian Bible study, meeting or sermon. If they show up it is only because they have nothing else to do, offer them a job cleaning the property and they are happy. I have gotten many a decent farmhand out of the parkinglot at church. They cant read American so once the KJV1611 Bibles come out and they see that it's a little more complicated than sale signs at Walmart their interest wanes. Afterall, if there are no grown men in dresses or penguin women in the lobby then it isnt for Catholics so they tend to lose all interest quickly and most just begin raking or mowing without a fuss.

I also like to use large print which hurts the eyes of Japs and other Buddhist devils. They also dislike fried chicken and once they smell that basket of delicious yard steak on the buffet table they will leave without argument. Ive only had one Jap show up for a service and he didn't stay long once our guest Pastor(Old Man Hatchet) began his fiery sermon on how WW2 saved his soul and how Jap blood cleared his acne. I love that sermon! I think they left before he even started on Viet Nam and how it was a flawless victory for Jesus. Asians are rare as hens teeth around here anyway. I figure they are mostly in Eurabia anyway. Most folks I know have never seen one in person.

Use a sign out front stating no alcohol on premesis and the Injuns and darkies (Presbyterians) tend to stay away. Troublemakers like that generally shun a dry church anyway. Typically a Pastor can use the Landover Baptist Paperbag Test™ at the entrance and it gives a fairly standard visual checkpoint for all worshipers and patrons. Also presenting the first collection plate at the door will weed out the non-True Christians™ making it easier to spot the ones who clearly dont belong. I once had a colored guy grab my paperbag and attempt to drop his 40 of St Ides in it! Imagine the nerve of someone not only bringing beer to church but bringing CATHOLIC beer!
He was gently thrown off the property.

[Alphonse Alban]

I have one rule of thumb (I mean outside of disciplining rods) when approaching unknown people.


“Everyone is guilty, until proven innocent.”


I have taught my children to see people they don't know as enemies. Sure, collateral damage happens, but it is better to shut few good people out, that let few bad people in.

[Nobar King]

If you watch Walker Texas Ranger you will get a good idea of how to judge good and evil. The evil characters tend to wear black. Everyone on that show tends to wear cowboy hats, so those are neutral.

[MitzaLizalor]

Very often it is difficult to understand why a person one sees chooses to present themselves in the way they do.
The Bible tells us to: Abstaine from all appearance of euill. I THESSALONIANS 5:22 ©1611 but it is hard to see that the fashion trends of modern youth follow God's advice, regarding appearance.

YOUNG LADIES



YOUNG GENTLEMEN



I know how I would advise women younger than me - I would not presume to suggest appropriate attire for men of any age - but when I read this:

I THESSALONIANS 5
5 Yee are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkenesse.
6 Therefore let vs not sleepe, as doe others: but let vs watch and be sober.
7 For they that sleepe, sleepe in the night, and they that bee drunken, are drunken in the night
©1611

and then see people walking around (or lying in coffins) like this



..I do begin to wonder whether appearances are less deceptive than is often claimed - particularly when people dress like freaks out of some film noir LSD fuelled horror sequence - be they male, female or of indeterminate sex.

Guidance is necessary in this matter Mr. McUinnean and I can't find the tools within me to assess all the implications here - a lack which I am certain the Pastors are able to fill.

[Pure_Angel]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Very often it is difficult to understand why a person one sees chooses to present themselves in the way they do.
The Bible tells us to: Abstaine from all appearance of euill. I THESSALONIANS 5:22 ©1611 but it is hard to see that the fashion trends of modern youth follow God's advice, regarding appearance.

YOUNG LADIES

YOUNG GENTLEMEN



I know how I would advise women younger than me - I would not presume to suggest appropriate attire for men of any age - but when I read this:

I THESSALONIANS 5
5 Yee are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkenesse.
6 Therefore let vs not sleepe, as doe others: but let vs watch and be sober.
7 For they that sleepe, sleepe in the night, and they that bee drunken, are drunken in the night
©1611

and then see people walking around (or lying in coffins) like this



..I do begin to wonder whether appearances are less deceptive than is often claimed - particularly when people dress like freaks out of some film noir LSD fuelled horror sequence - be they male, female or of indeterminate sex.

Guidance is necessary in this matter Mr. McUinnean and I can't find the tools within me to assess all the implications here - a lack which I am certain the Pastors are able to fill.

Oh my, I... are you sure those are not Satans demons? They look horrible, thank you for showing me this Sister Lycia! Sadly not all of the evil creatures are so obvious to spot...

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

PS I removed the picture because the post would have been very wrong!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Pure_Angel

Oh my, I... are you sure those are not Satans demons? They look horrible, thank you for showing me this Sister Lycia! Sadly not all of the evil creatures are so obvious to spot...

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

PS I removed the picture because the post would have been very wrong!

Well the pictures are just examples of clothes people wear (some people, anyway!). I don't know if they mean anything or not - although they are not clothes I would wear.

Would it be OK to invite them to join Mr. McUinnean's prayer group? I don't know. Perhaps someone would need to talk to them first, but based on appearances alone?

And it's fine to remove the pictures fron the quote - one look at that couture is enough for anyone!!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Wonderfully ecplanatory post there from Sister Mutxa - AS ALWAYS! - so I'd like some opinions/judgements on more run-of-the-mill types.

I mean how would one assess these mugshots from an 'evil/non-evil' standpoint?

Candidate 1


Candidate 2


Candidate 3




Candidate 4


Candidate 5



As I said, It's not so easy. So I'd like your help in drawing up some guidelines - a short psycho-morality analysis of the above would help me greatly!

Thanks for any opinions!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

^^ That last foto is Silvia Jato, epanish TV presentator! Seem 7very nice for me her.

Anyway, I think is silly this idea what you can say persons is bad from the face. Really is silly. I mean a preson can be the best person in world and be good and generous and holy and whatever you know, but he can be perhap the MOST UGLY person of the world , worser even that my uncle Alfonso sucking a lemaon and looking at the sun at same time, and that no mean nothing cos is what's INSIDE what count, yes?

YIC Mari.

[Immaculate Kiwi]

I did have a complete and comprehensive list for you brother McUinnean. However, half the 'Identifying Evil at a Glance' guideline sheet is missing due to being thoughtlessly ripped off the wall (by a naive newcomer to our prayer group) to hastily soak up another red wine spillage. From what remain's I see the following:

Do not approach/interact with -

* Atheist's - alway's wearing baggy pant's for too much freedom of movement and thought.

* Pervert's - all taxi driver's and people with idle hand's in the pocket's of large overcoat's.

* Adulterer's - all have an 'unnatural glow' about them. Often accompanied by scratches and bruises on their neck's.

* Druggies - anyone euphoric trying to lick icing sugar off their top lip.

* Homosexual's - any man walking like they have a magnum of wine secreted inside them (refer to 'Identifying Evil by Smell' and 'Identifying Evil by Sound' guideline sheet's for further reference).

* Lesbian's - any female with a nose piercing. These witches will inevitably also have similar mutilation's of their nipple's and genitalia (refer to 'Identifying Evil by Smell' guideline sheet's for further reference).


Once again i am dismayed by the destruction of most of this vital list. Not nearly dismayed as having to 'discipline' the 59 yr old woman of our prayer group before forcefully ejecting her from the room, but still, quite dismayed. Until I can rectify this guideline, I fear the younger girl's may be unwittingly subjected to the foul attention of abomination's missing from this list. I would amend it today, but that would be work, and today is Sunday (N.Z time).....so I will not.

[DMDBeast]

QUICK QUICK! I WANT TO KNOW IF I'M EVIL! Oh wait, i don't give a F***! Though if there is a hell, i have an express ticket, *taps chin* perhaps i can take some of you with me, oh wait, i won't need to. P.S just so everyone here knows, i don't care what you think.

[MitzaLizalor]

Sometimes people can be placed on the spectrum of evil by noticing what journals they read

This would be a wrong 'un

http://DMD.aspetjournals.org/

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EDIT — do you think these 2 could be related?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Immaculate Kiwi

I did have a complete and comprehensive list for you brother McUinnean. However, half the 'Identifying Evil at a Glance' guideline sheet is missing due to being thoughtlessly ripped off the wall (by a naive newcomer to our prayer group) to hastily soak up another red wine spillage. From what remain's I see the following:

Do not approach/interact with -

* Atheist's - alway's wearing baggy pant's for too much freedom of movement and thought.

* Pervert's - all taxi driver's and people with idle hand's in the pocket's of large overcoat's.

* Adulterer's - all have an 'unnatural glow' about them. Often accompanied by scratches and bruises on their neck's.

* Druggies - anyone euphoric trying to lick icing sugar off their top lip.

* Homosexual's - any man walking like they have a magnum of wine secreted inside them (refer to 'Identifying Evil by Smell' and 'Identifying Evil by Sound' guideline sheet's for further reference).

* Lesbian's - any female with a nose piercing. These witches will inevitably also have similar mutilation's of their nipple's and genitalia (refer to 'Identifying Evil by Smell' guideline sheet's for further reference).


Once again i am dismayed by the destruction of most of this vital list. Not nearly dismayed as having to 'discipline' the 59 yr old woman of our prayer group before forcefully ejecting her from the room, but still, quite dismayed. Until I can rectify this guideline, I fear the younger girl's may be unwittingly subjected to the foul attention of abomination's missing from this list. I would amend it today, but that would be work, and today is Sunday (N.Z time).....so I will not.

Piercings seem to be a common theme with perverts/atheista/feminazzi types
Also hair
And smell (avoid anyone who smells like they might work at a circus)
NOTE: be especially wary of men (& women, probably) who smell like they work with elephants