An URGENT UPDATE.
God has had it with these tallywhacker proxies. Jesus has definitely decided He's had enough of this. In Godless sheep-molesting Wales, the country of the Snowdon,
Llan-prefixed desolate villages and
hanner o kilo o gig moch a
man was
annihilated by God because of carrying one of these masturbatory devices!
Quote:
Two men died and two were injured on the mountain range in Powys, Mid Wales, after separate lightning bolts in several parts of the park.
Sources close to the rescue said one of the dead men had been carrying a metal selfie stick, which may have attracted an electrical strike.
It emerged on Monday that one of the victims was leading children on a Duke of Edinburgh awards scheme.
The man, who was in his 50s, is thought to have been a Duke Of Edinburgh (DofE) Award assessor. The second fatality was a male walker who was walking up the Cribyn peak when he was caught in the storm.
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God is nothing if not economical. He
took care of two things SIMULTANEOUSLY. He showed the world what He thinks of selfie sticks AND how He deals with people associating with 'leading children to the Duke of Edithburgh', a clear euphemism for
underage sodomy.
Psalms 144:6
Cast forth lightning, and scatter them: shoot out thine arrows, and destroy them.
Our elderly Brother was - as always - correct all the time. Sinners! Repent now and discard these rectal devices NOW!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer