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Originally Posted by Adilene
I have reasons to believe my next door neighbor is a witch. First of all she has long black hair. Dark eyes.
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Say no more. This type of "exotic" coloring always bodes ill.
Keep isolated from her company, but write instead to your local Mo
rmon and $cientology "temples" IN HER NAME. Include a 5 or 10 dollar bill, and urge them to visit her address so "you" may convert to their faith and hand over your family fortune. Maybe say somehing about having a dream (?) or you can elaborate with whatever seems right and enticing.
The witch will receive
so many calls and visits at all hours that she will quickly pack up and leave.
And all the time you can be watching from behind your window curtain. (Hang some lace ones so you get a good view!)
Good luck!