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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-10-2012, 05:35 AM
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Now a fifth state wants to spit in Christ's face. The crunchy-granola Portlandistas want to undo Oregon's constitutional ban on sodomite "marriage."
From The Washington False Christian Compost:Disgusting! While most of what's in the U.S. and state constitutions is a bunch of liberal nonsense protecting people's "right" to sin, those provisions that restrict that "right" deserve respect.
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Well why does this not surprise me? Godless Oregon is the center of the homersexural universe. I have no doubt that satan's minions are prancing around Oregon right now, plotting their evil path to legalized sin.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-10-2012, 10:53 PM
The national news media has totally missed the Iowa story of sin and sexual perversion.
Up until now, Iowa voters had issued a clear policy on homerism. It had to do with Iowa's Supreme Court.
Iowa's Supreme Court ruled homer marriage is legal in this State. Right after that, three of the Judges were up for reelection and, BOOM, out of office.
Last Tuesday another of the homer-loving Judges, David Wiggins, was up for reelection. We were set for a Wiggins Walkover, had the champaign on ice. But, homers cried so hard, gave so much sympathy to their homer Judge Wiggins, he was reelected.
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2012/11/07/...justices-fail/
Except for Freehold, Jesus is angry at Iowa.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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11-10-2012, 11:43 PM
This is what will start happening very soon in Washington, Minnesota, Maine and Maryland, you see, Sweden, my sinful country, legalized sodomarriage for a couple of years ago, and look what just happened:
http://translate.google.se/translate...v-flera-man%2F
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A teenage boy on his way home from a party states that he assaulted and raped the night on Saturday by five to six men in Växjö.
The boy was walking home from a party and passed Tegnér cemetery when he was just before one forty-five at night on Saturday will be ambushed by five to six men.
- The plaintiff was walking home from a party when he went on a walking path that surrounds the cemetery. Then came the five or six men and raped him, says Carl Gustaf Rask, internal officers at police in Växjö.
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This is what you get if you legalize fag marriage, gay rape will become rampant from the day it's legalized!
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-12-2012, 05:39 PM
Is everyone not equal under the eye of GOD, is the body not a mere station, which returns back to Dust? Then why is the beauty of an equal USA State, with Homosexuals, Heterosexuals and whatever love for men there is, not a close similarity to Eden? By creating hatred, you led the work of Satan succeed. And if you are a Christian, GOD will not mind how you live, if you just live in the image of Jesus, He himself had no children.
So would eternall love for men and woman not be an earthly image of GODS Kingdom in Heaven?
By denying homosexuals, you are dyning GODS creation. And you spread hatred, because of the love of someone. Then you kill them with there love.
Which is something only Satan would do.
I myself,as an hetero sexual, must protect the rights of the First modern republic in Europe, and most free end democratic state in the world. I am from the Netherlands, were we are like a church, welcoming the people in need and feed them. That is why 1/5 of the dutch population is from an other ancestry. And that is why the Netherlands is ranked as the hapiest place on earth and the best place to grow up your children.
What I just want to say is, Love trough Jesus and GOD, don't led hatred and discrimination get to you. Love your family, your friends and everyone else who is good at hearth. By denying the rights of Homosexuals, you are performing Satans work.
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-12-2012, 05:43 PM
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Is everyone not equal under the eye of GOD,
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No. Not at all. God chooses some people and others He does not. You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence that says all men are created equal.
1 Peter 2:9 But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;
Romans 9:21-22
21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-12-2012, 05:48 PM
I apologize if my English is not perfect. I speak 4 languages, so I do not controll them all perfectly.
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11-12-2012, 05:53 PM
Why would GOD chose between his creations? Are they not created in his perfect image? Does not every life originate from HIM? Then why are some better than others? Why then, would GOD even place them on earth?
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-12-2012, 05:58 PM
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Why would GOD chose between his creations? Are they not created in his perfect image? Does not every life originate from HIM? Then why are some better than others? Why then, would GOD even place them on earth?
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God places normal people on earth, of course all with a sinful nature unless they come to Jesus Christ and let Him inside them. Homosexuality is therefore a choice in sin, and God tells us quite clearly what He chooses for those that would pack mud:
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-12-2012, 06:02 PM
But Jesus was killed by bloodthirst and the hatred of people. Then why would he ask other poeple to do the same? Is Jesus, trough GOD, not the perfect state of peace, love and beaty? Him saying that people should be punished trough blood, would be an enormous paradox. How can you love someone that preaches any form of violence?
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-12-2012, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DavidN
Why would GOD chose between his creations? Are they not created in his perfect image? Does not every life originate from HIM? Then why are some better than others? Why then, would GOD even place them on earth?
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Did you even read the passage from Romans that Pastor Jones quoted to you?
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Originally Posted by DavidN
But Jesus was killed by bloodthirst and the hatred of people. Then why would he ask other poeple to do the same? Is Jesus, trough GOD, not the perfect state of peace, love and beaty? Him saying that people should be punished trough blood, would be an enormous paradox. How can you love someone that preaches any form of violence?
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It may seem paradoxical to you, but the fact remains that God said what He said. Who are you to ask Him why?
Proverbs 21:30: [There is] no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD.
Job 9:12: Behold, he taketh away, who can hinder him? who will say unto him, What doest thou?
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-13-2012, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DavidN
But Jesus was killed by bloodthirst and the hatred of people.
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Wrong again, heathen. It was joos who killed Jesus. They even admit it!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-14-2012, 07:24 AM
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This is troubling, my brothers. It's not easy to be an Ex-Gay, even with the help of Jesus Christ in my daily walk with Him. And now this.
States are legalizing fag marriage and the smoking of dangerous narcotics that lead to mud-packing. How long will it be until stoned and predatory corn-holers are lurking around every corner? Homo-anal intercoursers looking for fresh rectums? Public toilets filled with daisy-chains of vaping sissyfags, just waiting to pull the next victim inside and lock the door?
I struggle every day with the learned and rote behavior from my days as a Sodomite by choice. An attractive stranger will bend over to take a drink from a fountain, and I still instinctively reach for the Vaseline and amyl-nitrite poppers that always filled the left pocket of my quick-release trousers. Praise God, when I fumble for them and realize I am no longer fagging, I say a prayer of thanks to Jesus Christ.
But with the certain influx of doped queers in our communities that is sure to come after last night's election results, I am frightened that I may have no choice but to surrender to the rectal recidivism that constantly calls me back to the brown-eye with its siren song. I am just too old, and my body too weak to return to the dozens of daily and violent rectal assaults.
And Professor Bessemer is nowhere to be found for encouragement and strength.
Pray for me my brethren.
In Christ
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Brother Harold, is your Web cam turned on? I think we really need to have a good, long, one-on-one prayer session ASAP!
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-19-2012, 12:05 PM
Moving forward one step at a time.
In god we trust for us to do the right thing.
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-19-2012, 12:18 PM
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Moving forward one step at a time.
In god we trust for us to do the right thing.
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Hey there DragonTwink, perhaps you could help me with something. You see, I've been looking all over our Introduction Forum, trying to find your introductory thread where you tell us all about yourself and your walk with Jesus, but by golly, I can't find that thread!
Could you please provide me with a link to your introductory post? I want to get to know you!
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-19-2012, 12:43 PM
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Hey there DragonTwink, perhaps you could help me with something. You see, I've been looking all over our Introduction Forum, trying to find your introductory thread where you tell us all about yourself and your walk with Jesus, but by golly, I can't find that thread!
Could you please provide me with a link to your introductory post? I want to get to know you!
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I have just posted it I got a bit carried away and posted replies before making it!
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-19-2012, 01:44 PM
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Moving forward one step at a time.
In god we trust for us to do the right thing.
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What is the right thing? Back up your answer with Scripture.
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-19-2012, 01:53 PM
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What is the right thing? Back up your answer with Scripture.
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"I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."
Samuel 1:26
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Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms. -
11-19-2012, 02:12 PM
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"I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."
Samuel 1:26
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You mean 2 Samuel 1:26. And you must not quote from the Notoriously Inaccurate Version. You must quote from God's True Word™, the 1611 King James Version. I gave you the link to it earlier on. Anyway, the verse you quoted hardly answers Pastor Peters' question.
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