[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Most_Heinous

1) You creationist IDIOTS are the bane of humanity. You are dumber than any other people on the earth. Including people who play minecraft.

2) Christianity was created by political leaders to Control a mindless population. You are the descendants of proven DUMBASSES.

3) If you think I'm going to hell, just wait until you hear this: I have 16 husbands, two boyfriends and I'm a male prostitute. I once pissed on a cross and spat on a priest's robes. I play minecraft, and I have lot's of pre-marital sex. Also, I am an Agnostic, but I'd sooner eat a living human than become a Christian. And one more thing: cooter.

What a lovely tirade that was.

I can clearly see how not being a Christian has made you a better person.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Most_Heinous

1) You creationist IDIOTS are the bane of humanity. You are dumber than any other people on the earth. Including people who play minecraft.

2) Christianity was created by political leaders to Control a mindless population. You are the descendants of proven DUMBASSES.

3) If you think I'm going to hell, just wait until you hear this: I have 16 husbands, two boyfriends and I'm a male prostitute. I once pissed on a cross and spat on a priest's robes. I play minecraft, and I have lot's of pre-marital sex. Also, I am an Agnostic, but I'd sooner eat a living human than become a Christian. And one more thing: cooter.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

...ignorance (and I'm being polite) snipped...

OW! Brain hurt! Make the stupid stop!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

Mam, if you want to convince anyone, please use actual evidence and not just say "this is the truth get used to it" PLEASE!? I have proved my thoughts with scientific, real world evidence. And by the way, we did evolve from fish and you'd see how if you actually read the damned post -.- P.S. not damned as in going to hell either

Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

Our Lord Jesus loved us so much He warned us not to listen to people like you who would lure us into Hell and away from His word.

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus and call your falsehood out for what it is. Vain imaginings of men thinking they know better than God.

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by Most_Heinous

3) If you think I'm going to hell, just wait until you hear this: I have 16 husbands, two boyfriends and I'm a male prostitute. I once pissed on a cross and spat on a priest's robes. I play minecraft, and I have lot's of pre-marital sex. Also, I am an Agnostic, but I'd sooner eat a living human than become a Christian. And one more thing: cooter.

This is a quote I'm bookmarking to show those atheists where playing minecraft leads to.

Only the spitting on the robe of priests I can agree with. Stupid Papist false Christian cookie-worshiping childrapists.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I don't understand: what is a 'cooter'?

I've heard of a whiley old coot or a stubborn old coot.

YIC
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[burgerface the gypsy]

I have come up with several possible reasons for your continued insistance that Minecraft makes children sex slaves.

1. You are trolls, attempting to piss off the entire internet.
2. You actually believe your ridiculous statements, proving you need professional help.
3. Your sad little church server with your blocky churches was closed down.


You may choose one of these options. Do not post scripture, or anything that requires faith in god to believe in. Good day.

[Catherine Moore]

May I? That's mighty generous of you.

If I could suggest a fourth though? Cranky Old Man, almost three hundred pages ago now, told me that it makes children sex slaves. Cranky Old Man is a True Christian and knows the word of God as revealed through the Bible. He certainly wouldn't lie about child sex slaves, or about the word of God.

Now, I can't fully follow alot of his arguments - they're way too complex for me. But I know he is a man of God and I can understand his conclusions. If he says it makes children into sex slaves then that is the end of the matter.

How this thread has persisted for so long is a mystery to me.

[burgerface the gypsy]

He is either deluded or a troll. I SAID GOOD DAY!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by burgerface the gypsy

*** typical gamer "logic" ***

Dear Jesus-hating maggot,

The last thing you should do is come to our gentle corner of the internets and make wild-eyed demands of True Christians™. Seriously, you are like some out-of-control logical fallacy generator.



I'll tell you what Landover Baptist is all about since our mission seems mysterious to you: to encourage people to read the Word of God as inerrantly recorded in the KJV Bible. That's it! That's why we quote the Bible to people, that's why we urge people to read the Bible, that's why we follow the Bible, ALL OF IT.

Now, if you would take a couple of weeks off from your sex-trade Atari nightmare to actually read the Bible cover-to-cover, we will have something to discuss. Barring that: you're on your own.

<--- you

If we allow you to poison our website with your continued attacks on us, we are violating the very Scripture we endorse. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?

(Proverbs 25:26) "A righteous man falling down before the wicked is as a troubled fountain, and a corrupt spring."

I am a pristine source of cool, refreshing water, my friend: come have a drink!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[burgerface the gypsy]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

***Typical christian avoidance tactics***

I notice that, once more, you have failed to come up with a suitable rebuttler, have resorted to insults and ignored what I actually said.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by burgerface the gypsy

I have come up with several possible reasons for your continued insistance that Minecraft makes children sex slaves.

1. You are trolls, attempting to piss off the entire internet.
2. You actually believe your ridiculous statements, proving you need professional help.
3. Your sad little church server with your blocky churches was closed down.


You may choose one of these options. Do not post scripture, or anything that requires faith in god to believe in. Good day.

It seems strange that you an only think of those three options. Surely the most obvious answer is that Mindcraft does create sex slavery. You say not to post scripture so I will use so called logic to support my point.

You have been unable to support any of your baseless assertions: ipso facto you have been unable to even establish a working premise: ergo you point cannot be logically valid, QED.

Do you see, now. We have both logic and Scripture: you appear to have to the ability to through tantrums like a tiny child who does not like having her bottom smacked when she tries to bite through a power cable.

Why don't you think a little before you post.

YIC
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[burgerface the gypsy]

Originally Posted by Larni69

It seems strange that you an only think of those three options. Surely the most obvious answer is that Mindcraft does create sex slavery. You say not to post scripture so I will use so called logic to support my point.

You have been unable to support any of your baseless assertions: ipso facto you have been unable to even establish a working premise: ergo you point cannot be logically valid.

Do you see, now. We have both logic and Scripture: you appear to have to the ability to through tantrums like a tiny child who does not like having her bottom smacked when she tries to bite through a power cable.

Why don't you think a little before you post.

YIC
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Once more, I get a stream of un-related drivel. What you seem to think of as "logic" is just you saying "Here is what I think and it is right" Face it, yu have failed, time and time again to provide a factual account of how minecraft makes children sex slaves. You are taking something YOU don't like, then making things up about it to convince others to follow you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by burgerface the gypsy

Once more, I get a stream of un-related drivel. What you seem to think of as "logic" is just you saying "Here is what I think and it is right" Face it, yu have failed, time and time again to provide a factual account of how minecraft makes children sex slaves. You are taking something YOU don't like, then making things up about it to convince others to follow you.

No, you don't understand. The reason we 'think it is right' is because both Scripture (hand waved away by you (in your infinite wisdom)) and logic (which you hand wave away because it does not fit your preconcieved notions (ever heard of the 'confrimation bias' or 'selective abstraction'?).

I did not think so. Maybe when you finish school and marry a decent hard working man he will 'educate' you properly. Although with that sassy yap on you I would be suprised if any man wants you.

All the best.
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[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by burgerface the gypsy

I notice that, once more, you have failed to come up with a suitable rebuttler, have resorted to insults and ignored what I actually said.

My "rebuttler" () boils down to this: READ THE BIBLE, DUMBASS.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

I find it very interesting, these 'perverts' are so caught up masturbating and making penises that they have beocome conditioned and think their behavior is normal. If only they would read the Bible, they would see the problem.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

I find it very interesting, these 'perverts' are so caught up masturbating and making penises that they have beocome conditioned and think their behavior is normal. If only they would read the Bible, they would see the problem.

That's a very good point, Brother Hutchins. That sodomy, penile mutilation, anal intrusion of objects, non-vaginal intercourse, oral sodomy, flirting, flashing and fisting have become common place has to be caused by something: and the only thing that has repeatedly splattered onto our faces in this thread, the only correlating variable is Minecraft! It's no accident that a thread dedicated to Minecraft features such perfidious perversions.

If only these drooling perverts (I imagine at least most of them are pungent prowling predatory gaysexual predators) would let Jesus come inside them they would see that the Bible (KJV 1611) is the only way to avoid Hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

So... if you think a game that let's you be creative and outgoing is evil and satanic, then you're very very wrong. Firstly, being a proud yet religiously educated atheist . . .

Now, good day to you and I'll see you in hell.

Oh, goody. Another atheist telling us all about Hell.

Additionally, I'd like to show you my satanic palace church of luciferianism. not the satanic symbols such as the sigil of lucifer, inverted crosses, and pentagram

Dear Retard who can't post an image:

A Satanic pentagram points DOWN. Not UP.

[Appleman]

At first I disagreed with this thread. But after reading it through I have been shown what satanic trash Minecraft is. It saddens me that games like this have been allowed to exist, and I hope that the creators will see their sins and burn in hell for eternity.

[Noah Sole]

Hallelujah!!!

Isaiah 44:25
That frustrateth the tokens of the liars, and maketh diviners mad; that turneth wise men backward, and maketh their knowledge foolish;