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Default Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 10-27-2010, 07:36 AM

I found this Godly advice regarding erectile dysfunction from long-time Republican Chip Womack. His message is: You don't need "pills", you need to conquer your own insecurities and let God into your heart.



I prayed over the image of Taylor Collins struggling to maintain an erection, and the Lord's spoke to me. He said "Chip is RIGHT!"

If your "property" is not rising, it's because YOU are not right with JESUS. Though Chip does not quote scripture (lest he be sued by those radicals at the ACLU), his advice is entirely consistent with God's word on erectile dysfunction straight from the Bible.

God talks of erectile dysfunction in Psalms 139. Here is verse 2: Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off. This refers to the inability to get an erection because of fear and distraction.

Then verse 14: I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well. This refers to the cure, through prayer, finally able to achieve an erection.

And finally, verse 16, the ability to ejaculate: Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them. Here the message is "God had given you a "member" that may not be perfect, but it will work if you are right with God and your "substance" will be visible (to God and your Godly wife)."

Who needs Viagra? It is the devil's blue pill. Philippians 4:13: I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. Psalm 138:8: The LORD will perfect that which concerneth me: thy mercy, O LORD, endureth for ever: forsake not the works of thine own hands.


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 10-31-2010, 06:51 PM

I am not sure how this works but isn't all True Christian women attractive enough so this wouldn't be a problem?
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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 10-31-2010, 09:19 PM

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I am not sure how this works but isn't all True Christian women attractive enough so this wouldn't be a problem?
Not always Brother. Although she does the best she can with what the Lord gave her, Mrs. Porter's appearance made procreation difficult. The thought of doing the deed was always about as exciting as stepping in a wad of chewing gum; something you would rather avoid.

However, with much prayer God helped me get the job done with our four sons.

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Praise Jesus we are done with the awkward events in the bedroom!


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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 10-31-2010, 09:24 PM

Did he tell you to use blind folds or did he tell you to use the "just get it over with" approach? Hopefully I won't obtain this problem but if I do I want to be ready!

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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 11-11-2010, 04:31 PM

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I found this Godly advice regarding erectile dysfunction from long-time Republican Chip Womack. His message is: You don't need "pills", you need to conquer your own insecurities and let God into your heart.
This is very true! Pills are costly and ineffective, and the money goes straight into the Devil's pocket as far as I'm concerned. Penis pumps are dangerous as well and should not be messed with. Please don't let my suffering go to waste, learn from my mistakes!
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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 11-13-2010, 10:07 PM

If God the Almighty have struck you with "erectile dysfunction", who are you to cheat with chemicals?
Do you really want God to punish you even harder?


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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 11-14-2010, 01:54 AM

If you're having trouble with ED chances are it's the woman's fault. There is mounting evidence in these cases that the woman might be a DEMONcrat or a closeted LIEberal.

The following chart can be instructive on how to tell the difference.

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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 11-14-2010, 02:25 PM

If you have an erectile dysfunction, you shouldn't be having sex.
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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 11-14-2010, 05:37 PM

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If you have an erectile dysfunction, you shouldn't be having sex.
Are you really that stupid? If you are having erectile dysfunction you can't have sex. That is why it is called an erectile dysfunction!

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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 08-25-2012, 05:47 PM

Of course Viagra ain't Christian.
It was manufactured on order by Bill Clinton so he could fornicate with the joo Lewinsky. It works by tricking male hormones, which make it just as evil as other hormonal drugs, like insulin and anabolic steroids.

Today, Chink spammers sell it across the globe, as Levi Jones pointed out.
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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 08-25-2012, 09:43 PM

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haha the tussle between cant and shudnt!! lol
but it is not a laughing matter this ED. pills help
I made this post about this very topic just the other day when you brought up the exact same perverted subject. Your obsession with artficially induced tumescence indicates that you are more than likely a raging queer.

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where can erectile dysfunction be cured?
So called erectile dysfunction does not exist. If God smites your penis such that it cannot become engorged with blood, then He had a very good reason for doing so. Taking secular drugs like Viagra©, Cialis©, or Levitra© is an insult to the Lord. One should never attempt to achieve a chemically enhanced boner unless one wishes to spend eternity in Hell being raped by demons with gigantic flaming erections.


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Default Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Viagra is not Christian - 06-25-2014, 06:39 PM

What this young man needs is to stop his insecurity and come unto the Lord and beg for forgiveness.



I bet I see this boy with a smile on his face when he gets right with Jesus.
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