[Faith_Machine]

Virginia lawmaker tries to attach rectal exam provision to anti-abortion bill

Virginia state Sen. Janet Howell (D) thinks that if the government is going to force women to undergo medically unnecessary tests, then it is only fair to apply the same standards to men.

Republican lawmakers are pushing for legislation that would require pregnant women to have an ultrasound before terminating their pregnancy. In response, Howell introduced an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining erectile dysfunction medication like Viagra.

“We need some gender equity here,” she told the Huffington Post. “The Virginia Senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”

So you see the logic here. This Feminazi thinks we men are so uptight about our nether throats that at the first hint of possibly being penetrated "down there," we will abandon our principles and stop speaking for the unborn.

Friends, I feel my hatred for sodomy is second only to Pastor Zeke's, but I would like to take this opportunity to say that the life of an unborn child is about a trillion million billion times more important to me than my desire not to be sodomized.

In fact, if it would save just one unborn child from being cruelly sucked from its mother's womb and flushed down a drain, I would gladly drop my trousers and permit a doctor, nurse, or other medical professional to probe my hindquarters with their fingers, a laparoscopic camera, or whatever.

Heck, if there was even a slim chance of it saving one baby from the abortion mill, I would cheerfully bend over and let a room full of swarthy-complexioned foreigners take turns putting their thick-knuckled, hairy fingers inside me.

You may find my statements controversial, but my feelings about unborn children are exactly the same as God's feelings about unborn children:

Jeremiah 1:5

5Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

[Little Donkey]

I'm not so sure... God has shown us it can be OK to kill babies in some situations, but I'd be hard pressed to find an instance where God allowed someone to caress anyone's anus. My knowledge and understanding are limited though, back to the prayer closet fo me.

[Maad79]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

In fact, if it would save just one unborn child from being cruelly sucked from its mother's womb and flushed down a drain, I would gladly drop my trousers and permit a doctor, nurse, or other medical professional to probe my hindquarters with their fingers, a laparoscopic camera, or whatever.

Heck, if there was even a slim chance of it saving one baby from the abortion mill, I would cheerfully bend over and let a room full of swarthy-complexioned foreigners take turns putting their thick-knuckled, hairy fingers inside me.

Hear hear!

[James Hutchins]

The last thing I want is some raging femnazi putting her hands where I cannot see them, leaving me to my imagination regarding what she is doing.
The only person doing the laying of hands on me is Jesus or a Certified Baptist Pastor®.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Disgusting.

Everyone knows that the Demoncrats are perverted, Godless sex fiends. From furry necrophelia orgies to interracial dating to medical examinations for women, there's no level of disgusting, outrageous, perverted kink they won't openly support. Now even the Lady Demoncrats are trying to legislatively mandate scatological S&M practices with all the urgency and seriousness of a high-end dominatrix who never received her safe word. Well, this November the American people will gather together in righteous, moral outrage and scream "Green Balloons" to put an end to the disgusting Demoncrat S&M party!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Here, here Brother Montague!

The Left is just full of perverts and sickos lusting to symbolically rape other people using bizarre, phallus shaped medical devices. All ready they are coming for our women with some baseball bat sized appliance the claim is for ultra sound use.

More like ultra porn.

We REAL Americans need to stop these birth control pill popping abortion junkies now!