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12-02-2009, 11:59 PM
I came across this very patriotic commercial online today. It's good to see American car dealerships standing up against the wave of chink imports!
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-03-2009, 03:54 AM
I have to admit, I do love to go to the dollar store and buy chink products to use as Christmas gifts for my heathen neighbors. Especially anything chink-made that involves electricity or batteries.
Unfortunately, this may have backfired. My home insurance has gone up due to the rash of fires that occurred in the months following last Christmas in my neighborhood. The upside is that 4 of the 10 families who lost their homes haven't returned.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-03-2009, 03:59 AM
The next time I buy a car, I will buy from the man who knows that Superman is AMERICAN! (And that Superman hates Chinamen.)
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12-03-2009, 04:04 AM
The only Chinnee made thing I buy is ammo for my (unregistered) Kalashnikov AK-47 which I only keep as an ornament.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-04-2009, 01:59 PM
I'm sorry to say I have a large supply of chop sticks. I use them so I don't have to touch my wee wee while urinating.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-07-2009, 12:47 PM
Ahem. Look guys, I know that a lot of you are upset about some recent bloopers, like the Chinese drywall which contains toxic waste and kills people who built their homes with it. But look, most of that stuff was imported around the time of Hurricane Katrina and was used for rebuilding negro slums, so you know that those colored folks were the main recipients. Even if they don't die from sulfur and strontium poisoning, they'll probably drown in the next hurricane since New Orleans will surely wash away soon due to non-existent global warming. So lets not make too big a deal out of this, OK?
Alright, there was that little incident with melamine-tainted food products, but hey, it was only pets that actually died from it, plus a few Chink kids - good healthy American adults like yourselves weren't affected at all.
Now the whining liberals are kicking up a fuss about the Zhu Zhu Pets because they contain unsafe amounts of antimony. Look, these are furry toys, not food - tell your kids not to stick these things into their mouth, and to wear rubber gloves when playing with them. Plus putting on a surgical mask wouldn't be a bad idea either. It will be fine.
Sheesh, if these "consumer advocates" had their way, you'd be paying 10 times as much for shoddy products made at a Marxist unionized factory in San Francisco owned by Nancy Pelosi. The "workers," all of them gay, would be so stoned all day on "medical marijuana" that the only way they could produce anything would be for the union to subcontract the job to illegal Mexican day laborers. Yeah, if you want to pay $1000 for a laptop computer that we make for $40 in China, go ahead.
On the other hand, I am aware that all those "Made in China" labels are starting to annoy people. If you really want to buy something labeled "Made in USA," check out our products from Saipan. We're actually planning on moving more production there anyway to get the FDA and EPA off our backs.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-11-2009, 09:10 AM
Honourable Chinese products be of highest quality. Amerikkkans should not have concern.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-11-2009, 01:24 PM
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Honourable Chinese products be of highest quality. Amerikkkans should not have concern.
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Riiiight. Just like your baby formula.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-12-2009, 12:20 AM
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Riiiight. Just like your baby formula.
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I understand your concerns, Pastor Ezekiel. However, I think it's like "global warming" - the so-called "scientists" (alarmists) are twisting the facts because they're being paid by George Soros and ACORN. We need at least another 30 years of research before jumping to conclusions. A lot of harmless products like asbestos fiber, PCBs, DDT and dioxin were all banned due to liberals, environmental wackos, unions and gays pushing their junk-science agenda. It's all part of the New World Order that the Democrats are using to enslave us.
Do you realize that you have to pay 10% more for cars nowadays because liberals force us to buy them with seatbelts, air bags, safety glass and a shock-absorbing frame? Not only that, but these safety devices have reduced injuries, which in turn has devasted the emergency room business at hospitals, leading to higher health care costs for everybody.
The free market should be the sole factor in determining what gets sold and what doesn't. Once the government gets involved, we're living in a communist totalitarian state. Of course, that's what the liberals want, don't they? Terrorist organizations like the US FDA and EPA are no different from Al Qaeda. Most outrageous of all, Obama's SEC wants to regulate bonuses paid to corporate executives working for companies that received bail-outs!
As a closing thought, I've personally found that melamine-tainted milk powder tastes great. You shouldn't hesitate to serve it to your children.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-12-2009, 06:28 AM
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Miss Li, you still haven't answered my question, as to if it was you who posted this on the site earlier today:
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-12-2009, 08:41 AM
All products that come from Asia, or The Yellow Countries, are prone to a defect related to SES or Slant Eye Syndrome. Through no fault of their own, your slope races produce products that are, in all but minor aspects, equivalent to those we produce here in the Godly west, but with one or more fatal flaws.
Almost all slope products contain one major, and often dangerous, defect. This is always due the narrow eyes that are common to all of the yellow races.
You see, even the most intelligent slants are rendered basically incompetent by their permanently squinted eyes. And this leads to, on average, one major oversight per individual product produced in areas where SES is common.
With the increases in migration we are seeing today, I would expect to see the first symptoms of SES-affected U.S. made products as early as 2013 in markets like Los Angeles, Miami, and ironically, Bismark, ND.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-13-2009, 04:47 AM
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Honourable Chinese products be of highest quality. Amerikkkans should not have concern.
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I am "raughing out roud" at this comment...
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-13-2009, 04:21 PM
I think it will be a long time before anything Chinese is worth buying. Take their latest luxury car for example. Badassery doesn't get much better than this in China:
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-13-2009, 06:05 PM
Now, now, let's not get carried away with this "Buy American" movement. As long as some Jesus-loving Americans like me are making the majority of the money from forced labor non-union enterprises in Asia, isn't that the most important thing?
Besides, if we return to a world where greedy, liberal American workers are making money from manufacturing, it would just lead to an outrageous increase in freedom-killing unionization, laziness, communism, slovenliness, and sass-talk.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-14-2009, 01:28 AM
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All products that come from Asia, or The Yellow Countries, are prone to a defect related to SES or Slant Eye Syndrome...I would expect to see the first symptoms of SES-affected U.S. made products as early as 2013 in markets like Los Angeles, Miami, and ironically, Bismark, ND.
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Professor Bessemer, this is all very interesting, though of course disquieting.
Tell us, Do the SES-affected products used in Asia malfunction there, as well? Or because the Chinese customers' eyes are made the same way as the manufacturers', are they able to spot the problems, and compensate for them in some way?
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-14-2009, 01:37 AM
Ah, I see what you mean:
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-14-2009, 02:01 AM
Any of that Jap junk stinks but now even GM is a socialist company. I'm a Ford man.
This will be my next vehicle. Praise the Lord! Drive a Ford! Watch out commie and gooks!
I really doubt if our Lord and Master Jesus Christ would drive any gook import.
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Re: BUY AMERICAN! Say NO to Chink Imports! -
12-14-2009, 06:10 AM
That's why I always shop at Wal-Mart. They've got a big American flag posted outside and a poster saying "We support the troops!" So you know that they carry only 100% American-made products.
I admit though, when I'm down in Mexico on weekends witnessing to young Mexirican girls, I usually stock up on their cheap cigarettes. Should be OK, at least they're not made-in-China.
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