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Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-09-2009, 12:36 AM
Fox News has an important message for singles looking to get married: "We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ... See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Fins marry other Fins, so they have a pure society....we marry Italians and Irish."
I think this video speaks for itself: if you marry "impure species" like "Italians" you'll get dementia.
Americans are obeying Fox News already: Pool Boots Kids Who Might "Change the Complexion"
"I heard this lady, she was like, 'Uh, what are all these black kids doing here?' She's like, 'I'm scared they might do something to my child,'" said camper Dymire Baylor...
"When the minority children got in the pool all of the Caucasian children immediately exited the pool," Horace Gibson, parent of a day camp child, wrote in an email. "The pool attendants came and told the black children that they did not allow minorities in the club and needed the children to leave immediately."
"There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club," John Duesler, President of The Valley Swim Club said in a statement.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-09-2009, 01:12 AM
The truth about having coloreds in a pool is that they mess up the water. The oil they put in their hair floats on top of the water like scum, not to mention the bodily secretions and fluids they emit. Plus, what are they doing in there anyway? Everybody knows coloreds can't swim. Judging by the smell of them, they don't even take showers.
I hope that pool posted security officers at the lockers after they kicked the coloreds out. They will steal anything they can get their filthy little hands on. My husband can tell you all about it since he's an Officer Of The Law.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-09-2009, 01:35 AM
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My husband can tell you all about it since he's an Officer Of The Law.
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Yes, it's true. Back out east, we had these colored kids that would go swimming, and sure enough, as soon as you got enough of the little buggers in the pool, all the poor decent white kids would have to get out to avoid infections and cancer.
I knew what was going on, so I chased all the blacks out of the pool. They wouldn't leave, and since my job is to keep order as well as solve problems, I called in some buddies from the fire department and we hosed down the black kids with a fire hydrant. That way, the white kids could have the pool and the blacks could cool off. You wouldn't believe how sensitive their skin is, it just peels off in strips.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-09-2009, 02:13 AM
I certainly don't want to be swimming near someone with dreadlocks!
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-09-2009, 02:17 AM
How are all these Americans breeding with these greasy Eye-talians and other unsavory races? I've never seen a European woman's nether regions but I've always assumed that copulating with one would be like trying to plug my electric shaver into a European power outlet.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-09-2009, 10:18 AM
I went to the link about the black kids and the pool and found a hilarious, related story: Black Man Dies By Falling Into Melted Chocolate.
I really enjoyed some of the comments people left about it. It just goes to show, there's still happiness and humor in this world!
"SWEET GUY--WHO SAYS CHOCOLATE WON'T KILL YOU. iF A BLACK GUY DIES IN MELTED CHOCOLAT-CAN YOU FIND HIM? PROBABLY HAVE TO STRAIN IT."
"i wonder, as he was drowning in chocolate, did he pause and think, "boy, we make some good chocolate"
"that's probably one of the best ways to go out... drowning in choco? its a tragedy he died yes, but this is definitely on my top 10 dream deaths..."
"And to make matters worse, once he was covered in that chocolate he was not allowed to go swimming at a local swimming pool."
"Did he change the complexion of the chocolate?"
"I don't want to make fun but all I can think is AUGUSTUS sweet heart, save room for later."
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
01-14-2011, 07:15 PM
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How are all these Americans breeding with these greasy Eye-talians and other unsavory races? I've never seen a European woman's nether regions but I've always assumed that copulating with one would be like trying to plug my electric shaver into a European power outlet.
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I'm a 17 year old Italian girl who loves God with her whole heart. He is my everything. Do you guys really think that by being hurtful and judgmental that it's going to help you win people to Christ? No wonder Christians have a bad name, it's fakes like you who created the category.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-13-2009, 02:23 PM
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Yes, it's true. Back out east, we had these colored kids that would go swimming, and sure enough, as soon as you got enough of the little buggers in the pool, all the poor decent white kids would have to get out to avoid infections and cancer.
I knew what was going on, so I chased all the blacks out of the pool. They wouldn't leave, and since my job is to keep order as well as solve problems, I called in some buddies from the fire department and we hosed down the black kids with a fire hydrant. That way, the white kids could have the pool and the blacks could cool off. You wouldn't believe how sensitive their skin is, it just peels off in strips.
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Did they bob up and down any way like a bouncing ball? They have an unfair advantage in the water even though they can't swim. Their hair and lips act as a natural floatation device.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-14-2009, 07:52 AM
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Did they bob up and down any way like a bouncing ball? They have an unfair advantage in the water even though they can't swim. Their hair and lips act as a natural floatation device.
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You racist pig of a woman! If anything, I think you would have an unfair advantage in the water with your silicone implants!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-14-2009, 01:32 PM
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You racist pig of a woman! If anything, I think you would have an unfair advantage in the water with your silicone implants!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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You take that back right now, you hellbound feminazi freak. Sister Thumper is a fine, upstanding Christian lady. What are you? You're nothing but a rabble rouser. Satan smiles every time you make one of your ridiculous arguments. If you hate America so much, go on down to Cuba.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
07-14-2009, 08:02 PM
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You racist pig of a woman! If anything, I think you would have an unfair advantage in the water with your silicone implants!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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Notice how Negroes are unpredictably violent, lashing out at normal people for no apparent reason? This "Professor" wanted to fly to Philadelphia to stoke racism with her angry mob of "friends" and engage in provocative protests. Then, when Negroes are complemented for being able to float by Sister BTB, the Sassy Negress lashes out in a violent and hateful explosion of aggressive and abusive language!!!
This is an excellent example of how the Negro race is quick-tempered, ruled by their raw jungle impluses, and prone to violence.
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" -
08-11-2012, 12:12 AM
Hello all. I've been a good christian for years but I can't resist the temptation of this music:
Am I going to hell for this?
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