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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 06:41 PM
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Yea, a common ancestor who was a monkey.
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This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.
Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 06:51 PM
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This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well
Yeah, it's a fallacy. All you've managed to do is to show that you have no counter.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 06:52 PM
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Isn't this whole thing meant to be against evolution? Yet you warp the Church's beliefs to fit in with society as it changes. So you believe in evolution yet are against evolution? Interesting.
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Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 06:55 PM
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Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!
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I have...
Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:01 PM
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I have...
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No you haven't.
Oh, you've read bits and pieces, and you've Googled your fair share of verses in order to make various Jesus-hating points, but you've never read it cover-to-cover; that's obvious.
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04-17-2013, 07:04 PM
You say god is merciful by giving lizards new digestive systems. They don't even believe in him.
Yet when there are starving, Christian African children. He chooses to let them die. Very merciful indeed.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:05 PM
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No you haven't.
Oh, you've read bits and pieces, and you've Googled your fair share of verses in order to make various Jesus-hating points, but you've never read it cover-to-cover; that's obvious.
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Shut the piffle up you excuses for humans, we know what the bible says... We know the facts and the stupid.. My friend here is right, you are to blend in with 'normal, more smarter' community : L
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:06 PM
I have read enough of it to know it isn't "God's word" anyway. It's also made of letters to people. So I don't think many of you have read it and fully understood. Also I'm not just googling this, I have read parts. Have fun raping and marrying the victims.
Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
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04-17-2013, 07:14 PM
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Shut the piffle up you excuses for humans, we know what the bible says... We know the facts and the stupid.. My friend here is right, you are to blend in with 'normal, more smarter' community : L
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Actually, you DON'T know what the Bible says. It's so easy to spot people who are trying to Google their way to Salvation.
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I have read enough of it to know it isn't "God's word" anyway. It's also made of letters to people. So I don't think many of you have read it and fully understood. Also I'm not just googling this, I have read parts. Have fun raping and marrying the victims.
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If you haven't read ALL of it, by definition you haven't read enough of it.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:14 PM
I didn't post the full thing last time, but here is the song. Pretty accurate.
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Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 04-17-2013 at 07:21 PM.
Reason: Pro-gay anthem deleted.
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04-17-2013, 07:17 PM
Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:20 PM
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Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:24 PM
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Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
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What part of the God Delusion are you using as evidence against the Bible?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:27 PM
“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”
That bit. If your god shows mercy, explain how he is merciful. I see no way how he is merciful.
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:27 PM
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Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
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Of course I've read Dawkins and Hitchens and Darwin and Sagan and etc. etc. Collectively they are a load of bunk.
The very fact that there "are hundreds of books on evolution" as you say only proves that there is no consensus, and is a logical fallacy on top of that (appeal to popularity).
Your presumptuous arrogance is breathtaking!
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by RDawkins55
Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
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Please stop. What you are saying is that the Bible is not not evidence and then in the next breath that 'The Selfish Gene' is.
Don't make our side look bad...
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:34 PM
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Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!
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But you didn't did you? Again the creationist muffles the truth by announcing their position through misguidance.
You assert your authority of other religions and even denominations of your own religion.
What you have read is a subjective interpretation of the initial version written, 1600 years after the birth of Christ, that's 1600 years worth of lies, misguidance, subjective opinions, poor language translation, and normal human error, as we all know the bible was all written by man. We know this by the doctoring of this particular bible, by seeing psalms and chapters in other versions that army in this one and visa versa, so, are the other parts of the word of God that have been taken out, not valid? And if the bible is the word of God why are mere mortals allowed to doctor it? Why were humans allowed to dictate what was the word of God and what wasn't?
Where is your knowledge coming from?
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:34 PM
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“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”
That bit. If your god shows mercy, explain how he is merciful. I see no way how he is merciful.
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Plagiarism is theft.
(Exodus 20:15) "Thou shalt not steal."
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Re: Oil, disproving evilution! -
04-17-2013, 07:37 PM
Then the Bible copied quite a few things.
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04-17-2013, 07:39 PM
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Plagiarism is theft.
(Exodus 20:15) "Thou shalt not steal."
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This is a good one. Ever heard of the Egyptian Book of the Dead? Of course you haven't. Here's a fun fact, it turns out that the bible has copied many other religions. Just take a look at the Jebus story. Now compare it with Osirus and Horus.
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