[Elmer G. White]

SODOMY

The most dangerous and widespread plague of modern times. The principal obstacle to salvation for most young men at present. The ongoing battle for True Christians™ to produce more ex-gays that have the possibility of acquiring God's grace before it's TOO LATE. And it soon is.

God's WRATH will descend upon these sinners as it did in Sodom.

We all know that God hates homers, sodomists, those who defile themselves and fornicate with mankind (Leviticus 18:22, Romans 1:25-28). Jesus hates them and despises them. But He is merciful. He is often so merciful that it is hard for us True Christians™ to accept His patience with sinners (Jonah 4:1-4) and especially with the worst kind of all sinners, the sodomists. Jesus has Created for homers the final lifeline. It can save them by preventing completely the disgusting act of anal rape that is the everyday bread and butter of all homers, who do not hesitate to immerse themselves into rectal intercourse for several hours every day. As the ultimate tool to enable salvation, God has designed ANAL WARTS or condyloma acuminata, a contagion trasmitted by the human papilloma virus. A wonderful device that grows on vulval, penile or anal skin, produces moist and unwelcoming cauliflower-like tumors that are painful and effectively block the entrance to homerheaven.

A healthy orifice looks approximately like this (actually those are dried figs but they have a close resemblance to the abhorrent exit path):


Whereas the Gift from God is very similar to this image:


Now, for those of you who actually eat some vegetables (not recommended), the images above may seem alluring. The actual Design of Jesus, is however, much more dramatic. Initially, I considered advising Ladies not to look at the following links but after careful consideration and LOTS OF PRAYER I think that it is necessary for True Christians™ to see God's Mighty Design in all its Glory. Initially, anal warts are quite inconspicuous.


But as the disease progresses - AS PLANNED BY JESUS - the growths become more apparent until, at the last possible moment, the entrance to the colonic department is blocked. No tallywhacker can enter. The homer HAS to cease the sin. He can start pondering about Jesus, the Bible, salvation. He can REPENT and be SAVED. All because of God's precious Gift, ANAL WARTS.



Summary 1:

•Sodomy is a mortal sin.
•Jesus is lenient and merciful
•He gives homers the last chance to repent. Anal warts.
•With anal warts sodomy is impossible.
•The homerperson is saved.

WAIT! EVIL SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO PREVENT ALL THIS!

The medical community has actually manufactured remedies for this most precious of gifts, the promise of SALVATION. There are topical ointments available, for worse cases there is laser and for the largest growths, surgery.

1. it is contrary to Jesus' plan to stop the growth before anal intercourse is blocked. To stop the growth is to side with SATAN during these LAST DAYS.
2. Even worse, some scientists have designed vaccines to prevent the transmission of this useful contagion via unnatural, premarital or masturbationary sex. This vaccine has been previously used on girls to turn them into aspiring harlots, now it is also available for young boys to enable risk-free anal sodomy.
3. All this is blocking God's Great Plan instead of blocking the intestinal freeway of tallywhackers.

All this is also anti-Biblical. Beloved Apostle Paul cherished his ailments and sicknesses as he knew they were to be compensated in Heaven!

2 Corinthians 12:9-10
And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me. Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.

Anal warts should be a PLEASURE about the presence of JESUS instead the presence of a schlong! In addition, it is crystal clear that only a pastor is allowed to treat these warts:

Leviticus 13:3
And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.

Thus, all treatment of anal warts must be STOPPED NOW. Yes, I do know that left untreated they eventually develop skin cancers. If this takes place, it is a sure sign that the sinner has not adequately repented. Then it is only righteous that he should be placed in Hell. And the few extra years on Earth are NOTHING compared to an ETERNITY IN HELL. After the first couple of million years the sinner probably only remembers the constant pain and the constantly applied enemas of molten lava. If the sinner repents and mends his ways honestly, prayer will eventually cure these warts overnight!



Summary 2:

• Evil scientists are undermining God's gift with treatments and vaccines.
• Anal warts should NEVER be prevented from growing. Only fully-grown warts provide adequate protection against the pleasures of rectal entry.
• These vaccines must be STOPPED. Demonstrate against them with all your prayers!

THE WORST OF THE WARTS: JESUS BETRAYED!

The last part of this essay is the worst. I'll put this into simple American so that also the worst sinner understands this vital message. The scientists are using lasers to treat these beneficial and laudable tumors. Not only men, but also women who've gotten this ailment due to harlotry (it's the same Gift from God, respect it!) are subjected to this mistreatment.

Laser is light.
Jesus is Light.
John 1:4
In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
John 9:5
As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.
Laser is light. Jesus is light.
Jesus is laser.

Doctors are actually forcing Jesus to be emitted from these devices, to land upon the anal flesh of sinners and to participate in the removal of His own Precious Gift. Jesus touches the disgusting growths designed to HELP these people. He is compelled to currupt His own final offer that was designed to HELP these sodomists.

I can think of no worse blasphemy.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer