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Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-24-2010, 02:54 AM
Believe it or not, I was once a sinner myself during my adolescent years. I was able to dodge being put in actual situations where I could physically adulter (primarily because of the acne and glasses) but because of my impure thoughts, I was on a path straight towards the eternal lake of fire.
Walking down the street I would gaze upon the tight buttocks of women, At the swimming pool I would drool at women in bikinis.
These thoughts in and of themselves were lustful, but they eventually lead to masturbation. I would masturbate up to 5 times a day, in the shower, in a school stall, anywhere. It got completely out of control.
It is unnatural to lust towards women, and if you do you are a sick sinner that needs cleansing.
Matthew 5:27-28 - "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
If you are a despicable sinner who lusts after women, here are a few ways to train your mind to block out these impure thoughts.
1.) The Blindfold Technique.
Okay, the blindfold technique follows a reward system. Carry a blindfold with you wherever you go, be it on the street, at school, work, or Bible study. Whenever you start to zone out from your priorities and gaze upon a woman, immediately put the blindfold on and submit yourself to prayer. This way, you'll train your mind to not look upon women.
2.) Bring Your Wife Places
I know this sounds a little bizarre, but in carefully concentrated doses it can be beneficial. Only allow your wife to travel with you after she's taken care of the household for the day; bring her to the movies, anywhere. When you're with your wife, you'll be less prone to gaze upon other women, you know she'll be keeping a close eye on you.
3.) Bring a photo of Jesus Around With You
Whenever you begin to check out that secretary in the cubicle next to you, just whip out your photo of the Godly Aryan Jesus, with his incredible blonde hair, fair white skin, and blue eyes. Immediately you'll be captivated by his grace, and completely forget about the woman.
These techniques will eventually train you to have enough dignity to block out your lustful thoughts. You should see women not as sexual objects, but people meant to serve and take care of you.
If anyone has anything to contribute please do so.
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-24-2010, 03:15 AM
Amen brother. And don't forget my handy True Christian™ guide to overcoming masturbation. Plenty of great tips there.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-24-2010, 07:21 AM
Those are some Godly tips, and lesser men who are tempted by the flesh could really use those techniques. However, I am so filled with the grace of the Holy Spirit that am I absolutely free from temptation. This is why I can stay several nights with young college girls, alone, in a hotel room and talk to them about the Word of God without my mind once drifting off into impure thoughts. The Lord has made me strong (Psalm 84:5, Psalm 68:35). Praise Jesus!
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-24-2010, 08:58 AM
I am pleased to say that women do not tempt me in the slightest and they never have. A buxom blond sorority girl could lap dance for me naked and it would be like grandma was doing it: Not the teeniest interest would I have.
The Lord has truly blessed me this way.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-24-2010, 10:15 AM
Great advice!
I can also recommend slapping yourself hard in the face everytime you get a lustful thought. You will soon begin to associate unnatural attraction towards women with pain. After a while you will feel fear and shame instead of lust when you gaze at an attractive women and this is way more natural and healthy both psychologically and spiritually.
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Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-24-2010, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Johannes Kirkeholm
Great advice!
I can also recommend slapping yourself hard in the face everytime you get a lustful thought. You will soon begin to associate unnatural attraction towards women with pain. After a while you will feel fear and shame instead of lust when you gaze at an attractive women and this is way more natural and healthy both psychologically and spiritually.
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Good advice, but be warned that this only works for men, not the small minority of women who feel lustful thoughts. If women slap themselves when they feel lust, they may end up making a mental connection between the two, causing all sorts of unpleasant complications when they need to be disciplined.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-24-2010, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Those are some Godly tips, and lesser men who are tempted by the flesh could really use those techniques. However, I am so filled with the grace of the Holy Spirit that am I absolutely free from temptation. This is why I can stay several nights with young college girls, alone, in a hotel room and talk to them about the Word of God without my mind once drifting off into impure thoughts. The Lord has made me strong (Psalm 84:5, Psalm 68:35). Praise Jesus!
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Amen Rev. You personify an upright member of the salvation cause!
Nahum 1:2
God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-27-2010, 07:11 AM
Oh, please! The Bible makes it so easy for you guys. Put out your eyes and cut off your c -- . . . offensive protuberances.
My ears alone offer more occasion for lust than you can imagine. If not the sensitive lobes and channels, there is the sound of a man's voice that can work its sinful magic.
A leisurely stop to the erogenous zone of my mouth with all its working parts of improper pleasure, and then the southbound trip is a Disney World of lustful rides and attractions.
Women have a more difficult time with this struggle because there is so much more on a woman's body that can be attended to for salacious purposes.
Women are so weak that a simple study of military history-- as in watching the movie "300" --can inspire lustful longings.
Why do you suppose that I have been absent from fellowship with Landover Baptist of late?
Because I am beset with detailed images of Spartan warriors, sinewy Vikings or possibly kilted Scotsman slowly licking dots of glittering honey from my entire body from feet to teats, that's why.
And how are any of you helping? Bemoaning your struggles of lusting after a single woman at a time? I suffer the torture of being cursed by inflaming images of three or more men at a time attending to the many and varied ripe and aching parts of my body.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
Reproachfully yours,
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Re: Some Ways To Cure A Sick Lustful Mind -
12-27-2010, 05:21 PM
Wow. I wish you all the best of luck in your struggle against these demons. Normally I would say that you might need a nice long lie-down or a relaxing hot bath, but frankly I'm not entirely convinced that that would help in your case.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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