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Default Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-28-2011, 03:57 PM

I am a highly functioning autistic and have come here to seek sanctuary in the name of the holy spirit from those filthy trolls who try to hurt me. I am a well known artist and creator of Sonichu. Nice to meet you all.
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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-28-2011, 04:01 PM

Welcome!

Why not pray to Jesus to fix you and make you normal?


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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-28-2011, 04:03 PM

Oh, believe me I have. I have come to believe he has a reason for me to be highly functioning autistic and am grateful he allowed me to have the artistry skills I possess. I hope to, one day, find a faithful boyfriend free girl.
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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-28-2011, 04:33 PM

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I hope to, one day, find a faithful boyfriend free girl.

Well, I'm not sure what good that's going to do for you.

Responsible parents of retards usually make sure the little tyke only shoots blanks, if you get my drift.


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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-28-2011, 04:38 PM

Is there a reason why you are trying to disassociate yourself with the Asperger's crowd?


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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-28-2011, 04:44 PM

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Is there a reason why you are trying to disassociate yourself with the Asperger's crowd?
Because they're not autistic, they're just trying to draw attention away from us truly afflicted. They're horrible sinners.
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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-28-2011, 04:38 PM

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Well, I'm not sure what good that's going to do for you.

Responsible parents of retards usually make sure the little tyke only shoots blanks, if you get my drift.
True, I hadn't really considered that. Since I'm highly functioning Autistic, perhaps I'm minor enough in my affliction that it doesn't get passed on to my children. I'll pray that it doesn't, anyway.
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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-29-2011, 01:57 AM

Forgive my ignorance here but is autistic the smart retarded (like being able to do math or count matchsticks and stuff) or the stupid retarded where it's all head bobbing and spit bubbles?


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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-29-2011, 02:04 AM

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Forgive my ignorance here but is autistic the smart retarded (like being able to do math or count matchsticks and stuff) or the stupid retarded where it's all head bobbing and spit bubbles?
I'm a highly functioning autistic so the first one.
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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-29-2011, 02:13 AM

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I'm a highly functioning autistic so the first one.
Prove it -- what's 2+2?
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Default Re: Hello, I am Christian Weston Chandler - 04-29-2011, 02:16 AM

Welcome to the forum website, Christian, this is your introduction thread so it would be nice to learn more about you.

Also, I'm wondering what good a boyfriend-free girl is going to do for you. Whoever she is, she sounds like a lesbo.

I recommend that you keep it simple and just tell people you are looking for a Christian woman. If any single Christian women take the bait you are going to know about it. Don't worry about the competition, and don't give up!


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