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Default Please pray for me. - 06-09-2007, 06:07 AM
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-09-2007, 12:19 PM
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Request denied. I'm afraid you'll need to provide us with more details lady.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-09-2007, 12:27 PM
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-09-2007, 12:58 PM
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How very Christian of you - NOT.
Friend, it appears likely that she is a Hellbound Danish woman who has stopped into an internet cafe to hide from the police while drugged to the nines. I could be wrong, but that's the impression she gives.

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-09-2007, 01:00 PM
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Friend, it appears likely that she is a Hellbound Danish woman who has stopped into an internet cafe to hide from the police while drugged to the nines. I could be wrong, but that's the impression she gives.

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-09-2007, 01:31 PM
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Then wouldn't she need prayer?
You wants us to pray fo' someone who had brokeded the law so they can escape justice? Typical liebral scum, actin' like folk should be able to break the law as they please and never receive no repocushions because of it. Even if we was to pray over that (which wouldn't never happen up in here), it would be pointless, because the LORD do not help the unsaved, and He especially do not help them to indulge in they sins.

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-11-2007, 05:25 AM
Sorry, please help me get through this surgery on my toe.
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-11-2007, 05:35 AM
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Sorry, please help me get through this surgery on my toe.
Please tell me that you injured it while rebuking your nigra servant for spilling your soup.

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-11-2007, 02:28 PM
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You wants us to pray fo' someone who had brokeded the law so they can escape justice? Typical liebral scum, actin' like folk should be able to break the law as they please and never receive no repocushions because of it. Even if we was to pray over that (which wouldn't never happen up in here), it would be pointless, because the LORD do not help the unsaved, and He especially do not help them to indulge in they sins.

Did I say to pray for her to evade the law if she had committed a crime? NO.
But you could offer a prayer that IF she had done something wrong, that she would see the error of her ways. Instead, you assume the worst about everyone.
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-11-2007, 03:31 PM
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Sorry, please help me get through this surgery on my toe.
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Of course I will pray for you but you must consider why you toe is bad in the first place. If I were you I would take it as a sign that Jesus is displeased with you in some way. You should work to heal your soul as well as your body.


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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-11-2007, 09:26 PM
As Brother Temperance immediately spotted, it appears that she really is a tripping Dane (in more ways than one!)

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-12-2007, 04:57 AM
Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

My podiatrist told me it was a stress fracture. He thinks I got it from shoes to that were too tight. I do not have enough money for servants, not making much money right now.
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-12-2007, 12:48 PM
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Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

My podiatrist told me it was a stress fracture. He thinks I got it from shoes to that were too tight. I do not have enough money for servants, not making much money right now.
In that case you'll need to tithe everything you've got. Sell what you can, and throw in this month's rent money. Jesus will provide!

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Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-13-2007, 08:54 PM
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In that case you'll need to tithe everything you've got. Sell what you can, and throw in this month's rent money. Jesus will provide!
Yes, I've been meaning to sell everything. Thank you.
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-14-2007, 12:47 AM
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Yes, I've been meaning to sell everything. Thank you.
Once you have liquidated everything you own, hit the Paypal button below and we'll take care of the rest. Jesus needs your support to spread His Holy Word! Act now!!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-14-2007, 03:00 AM
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As Brother Temperance immediately spotted, it appears that she really is a tripping Dane (in more ways than one!)
Dr. Ernest C. Ville,

Thank you for the good joke. Actually, I am a proud American, a was born in Maryland and have lived in Maryland my whole life.

God bless you!
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Maybe the Lord put a stumblingblock before you.
I will pray that you continue to receive this rebuking until you learn whatever lesson the Lord wants you to learn.

Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-15-2007, 01:04 AM
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Maybe the Lord put a stumblingblock before you.
I will pray that you continue to receive this rebuking until you learn whatever lesson the Lord wants you to learn.
Well said, friend. But then of course the stumbling block of being a female is perhaps Christ's greatest gift.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please pray for me. - 06-15-2007, 05:49 AM
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Maybe the Lord put a stumblingblock before you.
I will pray that you continue to receive this rebuking until you learn whatever lesson the Lord wants you to learn.
Amen! I think HE did put a stumblingblock before me.
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