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Default The Pope Dissed Me. - 07-20-2015, 03:43 PM

I'm really disappointed with this Pope. Here I am, a well known Mayor, and he is passing up the opportunity he hear from me what I think about climate change.

I don't just think climate change is a hoax, I know it is. It has been warm and cold in the earth since God made it. God designed it that way for good reason.

But, this liberal Pope doesn't want to hear about how God created the earth. He wants to hear from Mayors that worship at his feet. I want the residents of our wonderful City to know I will not worship at the feet of any liberal.

Johney Joe Hold, Mayor


Pope Francis Invites Climate Change-Fighting Mayors To The Vatican

The Associated Press
By NICOLE WINFIELD

Posted: 07/20/2015

ASSOCIATED PRESS
VATICAN CITY (AP) - One city banned Styrofoam. Another has the highest percentage of "clean" cars in Europe. Still another has cut greenhouse gas emissions by 29 percent since 1990 - while seeing its GDP grow 19 percent.

Dozens of environmentally friendly mayors from around the world are meeting at the Vatican this week to bask in the star power of eco-Pope Francis and commit to reducing global warming and helping the urban poor deal with its effects.

It's the latest - and perhaps most important - initiative the Vatican has taken to keep the momentum alive after Francis released his landmark environment encyclical and as governments head into crucial climate negotiations in Paris in December.

Already, the Vatican has engaged Nobel science laureates, global faith leaders, the U.N. leadership, eco-friendly businesses and even the self-described "secular Jewish feminist" and environmental advocate Naomi Klein to promote Francis' message that caring for the Earth - and humanity - is an urgent moral imperative.

Now, the pope is turning to mayors, some 60 of whom have signed up to attend the two-day meeting at the Vatican that starts Tuesday. Several belong to the Carbon Neutral Cities Alliance, a new association of cities that have committed to reducing greenhouse gas emissions by at least 80 percent by 2050 or sooner.

The mayors of New York City, Oslo, Vancouver and Boulder, Colorado, are attending. Also represented is San Francisco, which has banned plastic bags and Styrofoam; Stockholm, which has the highest percentage of clean vehicles in Europe; and Berlin, which cut its emissions by 29 percent in the past 25 years.

Other mayors hail from the developing world: Libreville, Gabon; Soroti, Uganda; and Siquirres, Costa Rica.

Experts have long said that cities are key to reducing global warming since urban areas account for nearly three-quarters of human emissions. Mayors are also on the front lines in responding to the effects of climate change - especially when seawater enters coastal cities' freshwater systems or when floods hit as a result of global warming-induced severe weather.

"They can't afford the luxury of a false debate over whether the problem is real," said Alden Meyer of the Union of Concerned Scientists, which has been active for decades in international climate negotiations. "They're dealing with the consequences already."

In his sweeping manifesto last month, Francis blamed global warming on an unfair, fossil fuel-based industrial economic model that harms the poor the most.

The broad coalition that the Vatican has put together to promote the message is part of Francis' belief that
grass-roots movements and non-traditional players are key to changing the global system since traditional political institutions and unions have often sold out to corporate interests.

In addition to climate, the two-day meeting is addressing ano ther of Francis' pet priorities: human trafficking. Organizers say climate issues and trafficking are related: both involve the exploitation of the Earth and its people, with the poor hit the hardest.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: The Pope Dissed Me. - 07-20-2015, 04:06 PM

Well, Mr Mayor, sir, I for one am relieved, rather than sorry, that you have not been invited to this unholy shindig. I see that it is taking place at Vatican City (can they even call it a city, with a population of under 1,000?) where you would be at risk from rampant priests, altar boys, nuns and - most dangerous of all - the self-described "secular Jewish feminist" and environmental advocate Naomi Klein! I think I speak for all the Ladies here when I say that we want to keep our mayor safe.

The details of what these invited mayors have done are frankly bizarre, though.

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One city banned Styrofoam. Another has the highest percentage of "clean" cars in Europe. Still another has cut greenhouse gas emissions by 29 percent since 1990 - while seeing its GDP grow 19 percent.
Styrofoam? We use that when we take a picnic to the beach, to keep things cool. Also, cleaning your car helps to keep it cool if you wash it with cold water. As for greenhouse gases, the whole point of a greenhouse is to keep the warm air in, not to open the door and let the heat out. All of these acts would lead to global cooling, if anything. Have they got it all back to front?

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Experts have long said that cities are key to reducing global warming since urban areas account for nearly three-quarters of human emissions.
I really don't even want to know what sort of emissions Pope Onan is talking about here.

I say, break out the steaks and let's all have a barbecue!


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Prayer Re: The Pope Dissed Me. - 07-20-2015, 04:09 PM

Mr. Mayor,

Devastating news! Pope Frances was once more given a chance to redeem himself before Jesus but he obstinately refuses to listen to the voice of reason.

Job 31:23
For destruction from God was a terror to me, and by reason of his highness I could not endure.

As for the ridiculous claims of global warming?
  • There is no globe, only the disk and the Firmament.
  • The climate is getting COLDER. I have proof. It is July, mid-sommer and it is SNOWING in Africa, the hottest continent and also in Austria, the second-hottest continent.




These are RECENT PHOTOGRAPHS. This is HAPPENING. And yes - it IS a sign. Jesus is coming soon!



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Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: The Pope Dissed Me. - 07-20-2015, 05:23 PM

I would have to agree with this Pope that human emissions can be uncomfortable and annoying, but I have seen no indication that they can cause weather changes. I myself was in Del Rio, Texas last week. There are many Mexicans there and they are much given to eating beans and greasy meats. Any study of human emissions would benefit from studying Mexicans. If the Pope wants to limit human emissions, I would advise him to try to do something about the diet of Mexicans and others who eat a lot of Mexican food. That would clear the air, but there would be no effect on the weather.








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