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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
01-25-2014, 01:46 AM
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Sorry there's obviously some daddy issue/master-slave bdsm thing going on here and while maybe not gay, there is certainly sexual subtext. Although maybe the man that wrote the bible put anti gay things in it to quell his latent homosexual feelings
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Your case is irrelevant, as you have ascertained that you are a drug fiend who will soon be selling those satan crap disguised as "science" of the mind.
GOd (who in case you missed wrote the Bible) has no daddy/gay issues.
Maybe those issues are in the eye of the beholder a.k.a. you.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
01-25-2014, 01:48 AM
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Dude, you don't get it? I don't believe in the bible. I know it's fairy tales...
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All the more reason to read it, and know it better than the opposition.
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First try figuring what side I'm on.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 06:46 AM
The liberal agenda is already using gay marriage as a reason to force their perverted Satanic agenda onto our children. Watching our children being corrupted by demonic videos like these makes me weep. This is why we need to ban gay marriage. At least there was one child who recognized the evils of homosexuality.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 07:15 AM
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 08:29 AM
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I've seen that video and suspected the children were trained actors. So I conducted my own psychological study by asking random children how they felt about gay marriage. You can see the results below.
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Thank Jesus! That had me worried. That is how I expect kids to act at the frightening prospect of sexual perversion. It is sickening how low liberals will go in order to convert children into their ranks. They'll go so far as to use children as pawns to manipulate other children into thinking that gay marriage is "in" and "hip" with other kids and that they'll be an outcast if they don't accept it. Terrible.
As horrible as exposing children to gay marriage is, I know you did it for a good cause.
Here's another more realistic depiction of gay marriage. This child had dreams of becoming and obedient wife, that were dashed away by homosexual fiends. Lucky she wasn't a male or she might be anally raped right then and there. As shown in this video, homosexual parents are also more likely to teach their children to become sluts and whores who have children without getting married.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 08:19 PM
I don't know WHAT impression you're getting of gay people, but I can tell you that most of us don't want to 'convert' straight people into being gay. And we're also not pedophiles. Some of us actually DON'T watch porn . And we wouldn't show it to children. That's just wrong. Horrible really. Bad idea. We don't choose this life, we just are. Just sayin'
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 08:27 PM
Hitler has nothing to do with gay marriage. It was just an opinion. Now I'm gonna say that you're all homophobes because you say that being gay is wrong (you are homophobes anyway), and I'm not gonna listen to this bull *** potty language removed *** anymore.
P.S. Gay people did not bring about AIDS.
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 12-16-2014 at 08:32 PM.
Reason: Potty mouth.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 10:19 PM
I'm sorry if I insult or hurt anyone on here, but when I think an article is off, or wrong, then I want to voice my opinion. Please forgive me for any future things I might say.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 10:21 PM
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I'm sorry if I insult or hurt anyone on here, but when I think an article is off, or wrong, then I want to voice my opinion. Please forgive me for any future things I might say.
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You are a very proud and arrogant young lady
Why do you hate Jesus?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-16-2014, 10:28 PM
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I'm sorry if I insult or hurt anyone on here, but when I think an article is off, or wrong, then I want to voice my opinion. Please forgive me for any future things I might say.
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Your hollow apologies are meaningless and pointless. Apparently you don't realize that God knows and sees everything.
Proverbs 15:3 - King James Version (KJV)
The eyes of the Lord are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 10:28 AM
ALL OF THOSE "REASONS" ARE BASELESS AND FLAWED.
allowing gays, bi's, pan's, trans's and all other sexuality will in NO WAY affect the current structure of society. why must you arrogant assholes ban what should happen
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 10:53 AM
God tell us that fags are an abomination.
Leviticus 18:22
Leviticus 20:13
Romans 1:24-27
1Corinthians 6:9-10
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 10:57 AM
oh really. now why would that be what makes them such a "abomination"
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 11:23 AM
Did you read any of those links to the Bible?
God tells us they are an abomination. It is not for us to argue with God.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 03:03 PM
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allowing gays, bi's, pan's, trans's and all other sexuality will in NO WAY affect the current structure of society
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God is not John Stuart Mill, and the Holy Bible is not On Liberty. If Biblical morality were based on the Mill harm principle, it would look very different.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 04:52 PM
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oh really. now why would that be what makes them such a "abomination"
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Did you ever consider that maybe Jesus doesn't want to watch naked men insert their tallywackers into each other? Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have anal sex.
Though besides that, it is not God's responsibility to explain why His laws are in place or why it would be immoral to break the laws He sets in place or what the social consequences of violating these rules are. Homosexuality is offensive to God and that is reason enough to prohibit it. Why did God decide is homosexuality an abomination? We don't need to know. We just need to know that it is.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 08:21 PM
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oh really. now why would that be what makes them such a "abomination"
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It's disgusting.
It's depraved.
It's rebellious.
It's offensive.
It's smelly.
It's considered "progressive" in today's society, and so there must naturally be a push-pack lest the next generation be swept up in this sea of lust and debauchery. We love our children enough to show them the dangers of certain paths, and anal sex is one such path bad enough the LORD saw to it that it was included in the Holy Bible. Think about that. Washing your hands after deification isn't even in there, so much does the LORD desire us to know the importance of avoiding homosexuality.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 11:25 PM
Being gay is not whats called "progressive" coming out as gay is...because they can no longer be arrested...or outright beaten the a pulp anymore.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-21-2014, 11:55 PM
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Being gay is not whats called "progressive" coming out as gay is...because they can no longer be arrested...or outright beaten the a pulp anymore.
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They may not be beaten to a pulp in this earthly life, but they certainly will when they come face to face with Satan's tallywhacker in Hell. And you call yourself a "smart" person?
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! -
12-22-2014, 12:06 AM
ah I'm sure if Satan is as Beautiful as it says on the bible then I'm sure his "tallywacker" wouldn't be such a bad fate for a gay person
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