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Smile Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 05-06-2014, 08:45 PM

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Elder Scrolls?
Yes
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Sorry I'm not clued up on obscure nerdy references to video games.
Not really obscure, I mean, they released a new game (Elder Scrolls Online) about a month ago.
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If you spent as much time reading the bible
Boring
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as you did reading your L33t nerdy websites then you would avoid the hell that awaits you.
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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 05-06-2014, 10:42 PM

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As long as I don't take an arrow to the knee in hell, I'll be fine
You certainly are no Achilles.


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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 10-18-2014, 01:39 AM

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This makes this better, how? Jesus didn't butcher the Romans and the Temple priests, He confronted them about their own evil. Oblivion is more of the secularist obsession with violence that lead to that Muslim terrorist in Norway.
Breivik was a Christian terrorist, piffletard.
Stop Insulting Islam, okay?
Making them seem worse than you because, yeah, there are more Muslim terrorists than there are Christians.
But not all Muslims are terrorists.
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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 10-18-2014, 01:41 AM

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Breivik was a Christian terrorist, piffletard.
Stop Insulting Islam, okay?
Making them seem worse than you because, yeah, there are more Muslim terrorists than there are Christians.
But not all Muslims are terrorists.
All Muslims by definition support a terrorist religion.


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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 10-18-2014, 01:45 AM

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
PRAISE TALOS.
Y'ALL MOTHERpiffleERS NEED TALOS.
"But you were once man".
Jesus was a man.
Jesus sounds like Talos.
You are blinded, jesus is a wrong version of Talos!
Praise Talos!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 10-18-2014, 01:48 AM

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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
PRAISE TALOS.
Y'ALL MOTHERpiffleERS NEED TALOS.
"But you were once man".
Jesus was a man.
Jesus sounds like Talos.
You are blinded, jesus is a wrong version of Talos!
Praise Talos!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.


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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 10-18-2014, 01:59 AM

Really? Does it say it in the dictionary?
No.
You said "by definition".
Many Muslims believe in PEACE!
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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 10-18-2014, 02:08 AM

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Really? Does it say it in the dictionary?
No.
You said "by definition".
Many Muslims believe in PEACE!
Hurr
The mudslime idea of "peace" is to cut the heads off of every Christian on earth.

Not to mention nancyboys like you.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil - 10-18-2014, 02:17 AM

Nice, Shouldn't have put my real name in the form.
Gays are not all bad by the way.
GAY RIGHTS!
IS GOOD!
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways;
then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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I believe that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is okay to play, because yes there are dragons (well they're wyverns actually but that's not important) but your job in the game is to kill all dragons, I am not joking, it is like that. Also: there are monsters called Dremora. They are humanoids but they have horns, have black and red skin and have demonic voices. Do you know what you can do with them? Kill them.
Here are some other good stuff you can do.

Give money to the poor.
Settle a feud between two families.
Destroy an assassin cult.
Kill witches.
Kill bandits who rob innocent people.
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You are quite correct. Jesus doesn't NEED your money. However He does command us to give it. In Mark 12:17 Jesus speaks to his followers saying "And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him."

In 2 Corinthians 9:7 the Word tells us :Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver"



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Jesus doesn't need money

You are a man who knows all, but understands nothing. Jesus needs no monies, but His people here on Earth, doing His bidding, need the funds to do His work. The perfect example of this need for money can be found in this congregation's quest to provide a new aircraft for our Godly Pastor. Why should Reverend Brother Benny Hinn be provided with a fine airplane while our own Pastor has to fly with unsaved trash? Clearly, funds are required for Pastor Zeke to do God's work.

Some would say that an aircraft of the necessary magnitude is overkill, but I would remind them that while it is costly to do God's work and we here do much of it, our Pastors are nearly impoverished and take only those funds required for their upkeep. I doubt that Pastor Zeke allows himself to be paid any more than the lowliest of his servants. If not for his expense account, he would likely have to get loans from the Jews to service the Escalade.

Look not then into another man's pockets, Pootist. Ask yourself if you have given enough. I will bet the honest answer would be no. You are a skinflint and you will likely wind up in Hell.


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Read your Bible.

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Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Like is this for real? The bible has so many spelling errors!
There's "thee" what the heck is a "thee"?! Is that a bird? Just recently I got an infraction for "vain repetition". The person who gave me the infraction said that it's important to preserve our language. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PRESERVE OUR GLORIOUS LANGUAGE IF NOT THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE HOLY BIBLE RIGHT HUH? Like piffle this shit I'm going to Satan and tell on God.
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Like is this for real? The bible has so many spelling errors!
There's "thee" what the heck is a "thee"?! Is that a bird? Just recently I got an infraction for "vain repetition". The person who gave me the infraction said that it's important to preserve our language. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PRESERVE OUR GLORIOUS LANGUAGE IF NOT THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE HOLY BIBLE RIGHT HUH? Like piffle this shit I'm going to Satan and tell on God.
Young lady, why are you so angry? What has happened to you to so harden your heart?

If you let Him, Jesus will come inside of you and wash away your pain with His blood.

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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