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Need prayer -
02-18-2017, 11:03 PM
Hi!
About me:
I am former christian who has gone too far from God to go back to Him and therefore the lake of fire is already my destiny. In this earthly life I have nothing good, nothing that makes me happy. I have spend years on finding a wife but had no luck, and now I am already getting to old to enjoy marriage. Also the financial life isn't good either. And all my days I live knowing that I go to hell one day because I have no desire/wish/intention to repent and go back to God. And God even told me that there is no point for me to pray anymore because I dont really mean what I pray for and Hes right about it.
Now getting to prayer request: Since it's extremely annoying to live like that could you please be so nice and pray for me that God would shorten my days on this earth? I want to die as soon as possible. Could you pray that my death would come right now and unexpectedly so that I wouldnt have chance to repent in case I would want to? Thank you!
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Posts: 2,207
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
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Re: Need prayer -
02-18-2017, 11:31 PM
Hello someone,
As you didn´t blaspheme the Holy Ghost you can repent, according to the Bible. You are opening up, why not tell us a bit more about yourself. This is the place where you can introduce yourself, make good use of that.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Need prayer -
02-18-2017, 11:36 PM
It is never too late and you are never too old. And it is really easy.Just follow the law set by God and told to a tribe of goat herders more than 2000 years ago.
You can find the law in the Bible.
And it does not matter what have you done. Even Hitler, who attacked american troops, could be in Heaven if he repented and turned to God just before death.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Posts: 2,207
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
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Re: Need prayer -
02-19-2017, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
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And it does not matter what have you done. Even Hitler, who attacked american troops, could be in Heaven if he repented and turned to God just before death.
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Hello Gonzalez,
Wasn´t Hitler a Catholic? Anyway, be aware of imposters, 2 Timothy 3:13. I can accept that Jeffrey Dahmer is sitting next to Jesus but an idol-worshipping demagogue?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Posts: 14,666
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: Need prayer -
02-19-2017, 12:26 AM
I see from your Spaghettarian Piratefish flag that you have rejected Jesus and are therefore not equipped to judge people. God explains that Christians are the ones to judge others, a product of the perfection He has manifest in us. So you'd need to show an example of Hitler blaspheming the Holy Ghost to be sure that he was not eligible for repentance.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Need prayer -
02-19-2017, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Hello Gonzalez,
Wasn´t Hitler a Catholic? Anyway, be aware of imposters, 2 Timothy 3:13. I can accept that Jeffrey Dahmer is sitting next to Jesus but an idol-worshipping demagogue?
Kind regards,
Roland
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Yes he was. That is why I have said "could" and "if" he repented. Being Catholic sends you to Hell as you point out. That and attacking American troops were the two sins I can remember from Hitler now.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Posts: 2,207
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
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Re: Need prayer -
02-19-2017, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I see from your Spaghettarian Piratefish flag that you have rejected Jesus and are therefore not equipped to judge people. God explains that Christians are the ones to judge others, a product of the perfection He has manifest in us. So you'd need to show an example of Hitler blaspheming the Holy Ghost to be sure that he was not eligible for repentance.
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Hello Mitza,
As I have only just started to read the Bible and as I haven´t found Jesus, my writings are mere thoughts that popped up in my head. I did not mean to judge.
Kind regards,
Roland
*Edit: Where I mentioned idol-worshipping demagogue¨ I am not sure weather I meant the pope or that other guy.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Posts: 14,666
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: Need prayer -
02-19-2017, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Hello Mitza,
As I have only just started to read the Bible and as I haven´t found Jesus, my writings are mere thoughts that popped up in my head. I did not mean to judge.
Kind regards,
Roland
*Edit: Where I mentioned idol-worshipping demagogue¨ I am not sure weather I meant the pope or that other guy.
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Napoleon?
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 9,984
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: Need prayer -
02-19-2017, 10:20 AM
This is the most irrational prayer request I've ever heard. You're asking us to pray that you die without repenting, and thus go to Hell. Why would you want that? Why would we want that for you?
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