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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-30-2010, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
You just made that up. Women have been getting pregnant for millennia without having orgasms. There is no biological reason for a woman to have an orgasm.
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During sex a woman has an Orgasm do to Muscle spasm in side her vaginal wall. the whole vagina is a muscle. same when a guy releases its the same effect that a woman has but more intense. You guys are idiots.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-30-2010, 02:53 AM
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You guys are idiots.
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You are not a nice person.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-30-2010, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Hebrew90
During sex a woman has an Orgasm do to Muscle spasm in side her vaginal wall. the whole vagina is a muscle. same when a guy releases its the same effect that a woman has but more intense. You guys are idiots.
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Wait, you are posting erotic stories on a Christian forum AND calling Christians idiots?
You are one messed up child.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body -
01-30-2010, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by GOD=life
Wait, you are posting erotic stories on a Christian forum AND calling Christians idiots?
You are one messed up child.
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Erotic Stories?!?? these so called erotic stories are facts that actually a cure in the Human Body. Did you take Biology? people have known that for 100's of years people Like Sex because it feels good, the feels good part is a Orgasm i cant believe i have to explain this. Its just simple Biology..its how God made us..
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Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body -
01-30-2010, 03:14 AM
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And i apologize for saying you guys are idiots.
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Thank you. Apology accepted.
No need for biology here. The Holy Bible contains everything we need.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body -
01-30-2010, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Hebrew90
its how God made us..
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God made sex for reproduction only. I you enjoy sex, you make God angry. You will not notice this right away, but it is "logged" so to speak and when you die, God will say " hey, on the 29th of January 2010, you did something sinful... you will go to Hell"
Or....... God can say " hey, on the 29th of January 2010 you logged in on Landover Baptist Forum and accepted the KJV 1611 Bible as the one true Word of God and accepted Jesus as your Savior. Please take the door to your right marked HEAVEN"
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body -
01-30-2010, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Hebrew90
Erotic Stories?!?? these so called erotic stories are facts that actually a cure in the Human Body. Did you take Biology? people have known that for 100's of years people Like Sex because it feels good, the feels good part is a Orgasm i cant believe i have to explain this. Its just simple Biology..its how God made us..
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True Christians™ do not like Sex "because it feels good." This is the reason we hate sex! We see it as a necessary evil when we want to make more Soldiers for Jesus. Remember, before the Fall of Man, there was no sex! Adam and Eve didn't have children in Paradise. This proves that sex is evil.
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That's nice of you.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-30-2010, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Hebrew90
During sex a woman has an Orgasm do to Muscle spasm in side her vaginal wall. the whole vagina is a muscle. same when a guy releases its the same effect that a woman has but more intense. You guys are idiots.
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You are the idiot, and you are a disgusting pervert! I know for a FACT that this has NEVER happened to MY wife!
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-31-2010, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
You are the idiot, and you are a disgusting pervert! I know for a FACT that this has NEVER happened to MY wife!
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So you admit you gave an orgasm to your wife?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-31-2010, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Voice
So you admit you gave an orgasm to your wife?
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Of course not you retarded idiot. Which part of "NEVER" did you not get?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-31-2010, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Voice
So you admit you gave an orgasm to your wife?
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Why is it you cant seem to stop this filthy talk? If you go to the help forum I'm sure you could find a Christian counselor to help cure your sexual deviance.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Young lady, that was disgusting. Satan is causing your sweet innocent young mind to ponder vile depravities that no decent person should ever think about.
Sex is for making babies. That's all you need to know on the subject. Your husband will instruct you on what's expected once he has taken ownership on your wedding day.
Go scrub the kitchen floor now, and ponder the book of Leviticus.
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I am sorry for my sinful thoughts, Sir, I confessed them to my father and he blistered my bottom for those thougts.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Virgin93
I am sorry for my sinful thoughts, Sir, I confessed them to my father and he blistered my bottom for those thougts.
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Your father is a good True Christian™.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by True Disciple
Your father is a good True Christian™.
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Yes, Sir, he is a good True Christian, and he knows that I sometimes need a little adjustment in behaviour.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by CatholicandDamned
Why don't you think that God gives us pleasure? It's a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with beautiful sexual bliss.
He wants us to be happy and healthy. It is healthy for a body to be sexual. Even if it is protected sex that does not result in a child.
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Put beautifully!
Sex, and orgasams are proven to be healthy for not only your physical health, but mental health as well.
Why wouldn't god want us to do something to better the vessel he has given peope to serve him?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jmlove
Sex, and orgasams are proven to be healthy for not only your physical health, but mental health as well. Why wouldn't god want us to do something to better the vessel he has given peope to serve him?
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Many sins are fun, Satan designed them that way. Lust is fun, pride is fun, vainglory is fun. Satan made sure sinning is fun to get as many people to hell as possible. It is why he invented orgasms: to make women seduce men into sin. And every sin can be punished by death: Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death". This is why we True Christians never sin.
And you are talking about physical health and mental health but you are leaving the most important one out. The health of your eternal soul! Do you really want to burn in hell for all eternity just to have an orgasm?
Hell is a nasty place. It's better to cut off your hand to prevent sinful masturbation than to go to hell! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched".
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Many sins are fun, Satan designed them that way. Lust is fun, pride is fun, vainglory is fun. Satan made sure sinning is fun to get as many people to hell as possible. It is why he invented orgasms: to make women seduce men into sin. And every sin can be punished by death: Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death". This is why we True Christians never sin.
And you are talking about physical health and mental health but you are leaving the most important one out. The health of your eternal soul! Do you really want to burn in hell for all eternity just to have an orgasm?
Hell is a nasty place. It's better to cut off your hand to prevent sinful masturbation than to go to hell! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched".
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If satan wants to seduce us, but he is bad for us, why would he tempt us to do things that are good for us ?
I understand he tempts with drugs and such, because they are harmful,
but orgasams are good.
And why are men allowed to have orgasams to make a child?
When a woman orgasams, she is 75% more likely to get pregnant?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jmlove
but orgasams are good. And why are men allowed to have orgasams to make a child? When a woman orgasams, she is 75% more likely to get pregnant?
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The man has no choice, so he will have to suffer an orgasm. It's the women who do not need an orgasm.
Orgasms make women scream and this clearly is against God's rules: 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Women should serve their husbands, bear children and bake pies. Orgasms are not on their to do list.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 07:33 PM
I felt those feelings ONCE! Then I smashed my thumb with a meat tenderizer and they have never returned. Praise Jesus!!
[B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]
[SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
02-05-2010, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Girl For God
I felt those feelings ONCE! Then I smashed my thumb with a meat tenderizer and the have never returned. Praise Jesus!!
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You have the right mentality! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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