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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-07-2010, 02:40 PM

I note happily that the negroidals are properly identified as descendants of Ham in the above posting. I know it is tempting to speculate on a 'connection' between the monkey and the negroidal, but I also note, that upon close examination, the skin of a monkey beneath the dark fur is actually much lighter in hue, shade, and color than that of the negroidals. This is yet another falsification of the evil evolutionist theory !!


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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-07-2010, 03:05 PM

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I note happily that the negroidals are properly identified as descendants of Ham in the above posting. I know it is tempting to speculate on a 'connection' between the monkey and the negroidal, but I also note, that upon close examination, the skin of a monkey beneath the dark fur is actually much lighter in hue, shade, and color than that of the negroidals. This is yet another falsification of the evil evolutionist theory !!


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Your observation about the pigmentation of primate skin is of course correct. They have fur to protect their skins from deleterious UV radiation from the sun.

As we evolved from primates, nature equipped us with ever increasing amounts of melanin in our skin to protect us from the same UV rays. We all can trace our genetic lineage back to prehistoric Africa, and protohumans.

In simple terms we were all once very dark skinned, only when the earliest humans began to migrate out of Africa did the level of melanin begin to change.



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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-07-2010, 03:14 PM

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This assumption is patently false. Humans are the only bipedal species without tails. Why haven't other bipeds lost the use of their tails? Kangaroos? Or Tyrannosaurus Rex? Or even birds? Birds are all bipedal, yet they all have feathery tails.
The fact of the matter is, is that we do. Albeit it is very minuscule as it is a remnant of the evolutionary process, but it is still their. And I repeat we do have tails when we were in our mothers womb. Your tail bone is able to be felt from the outside so that should be proof in and of itself.



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Also, Brother William makes a salient point...

I find it hard to believe that, even if we were to assume evolution to be true, that species would lose traits even if they didn't use them. Evolutionists like to say traits evolve because they aid in survival, which is why they would say a dolphin has smooth skin so it can swim faster, for example.

But if something isn't needed, but has absolutely no negative effect on the species, then why would it disappear? Imagine a large group of tailed proto-humans. They adopt a more upright stance and breed. A tailless human at this point would be a mutant, and we know mutations are recessive. Why would the tailless human's genes suddenly cancel out all other genes which give tails? Granted, the tail has no survival advantage...but it also has no survival disadvantage either.
They don't. The proto - humans were the real mutants as their tail began to be lost over thousands of years of evolution. The other humans with larger tails did not have a mutation gene, but the others did (their recessive smaller tail gene).

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Why would tailed humans die out and tailless humans thrive? What makes tailless humans so superior in survival than a tailed human? Answer that!
Again: our ancestors offspring all of a sudden did not at one point have babies without tails. It developed over thousands of years. As the human species began to walk upright and develop a higher intelligence, it became necessary to be more agile in order to hunt. The tail would obviously have hindered this.


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In simple terms we were all once very dark skinned, only when the earliest humans began to migrate out of Africa did the level of melanin begin to change.
Are you calling me a darkie?

I can assure you I have never been in Africa, and neither did my parents, grandparents, grand-grandparents, and, um, other old people in my family.

I have always been lilly-white, why thank you. Just like my true ancestors, Adam and that woman.


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Your tail bone is able to be felt from the outside so that should be proof in and of itself.
This is disgusting. Do you have a habit of "feeling" other people's behinds?

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They don't. The proto - humans were the real mutants as their tail began to be lost over thousands of years of evolution. The other humans with larger tails did not have a mutation gene, but the others did (their recessive smaller tail gene).
Hold on, there are two types of humans? Now you are just being silly. One with tails that are not mutants and one with out tails that are mutant. Is that what you are saying? Some one needs to take their medication. Surly with all the members we have at Landover one or two would have a tail.
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Surly with all the members we have at Landover one or two would have a tail.
Well Brother, there are rumours about Brother Remy "Tripod" Lebeau, but I don't think this is the time nor the place to expand on that.


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Well Brother, there are rumours about Brother Remy "Tripod" Lebeau, but I don't think this is the time nor the place to expand on that.
I do not think Brother Remy's "tail" (although it reaches the ground) is quite the same thing.




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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-07-2010, 07:01 PM

Sigh... I was referring to the common ancestor and many evolutionary stages up to us. I didnt even say this... I took that term from Rev. Jim Osborne.

The fact that every now and than some is born with a tail (a small one at that) means that the gene is not completely gone from our societies DNA.


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The fact that every now and than some is born with a tail (a small one at that) means that the gene is not completely gone from our societies DNA.
No it does not. It means that sometimes people, you yourself being one of those, are possessed by evil spirits (demons).

Mark 1:23-26 "Just then a man in their synagogue who was possessed by an evil spirit cried out, "What do you want with us, Jesus of Nazareth? Have you come to destroy us? I know who you are—the Holy One of God!". "Be quiet!" said Jesus sternly. "Come out of him!" The evil spirit shook the man violently and came out of him with a shriek."


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No it does not. It means that sometimes people, you yourself being one of those, are possessed by evil spirits (demons).
You raise a good point Brother, but Sister Justina is the authority on this subject.




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I does heartfelt apologize to the congregation.
I received an infraction from Sister Mary Maria for not citing KJV 1611 Scripture in my aforementioned astronaut/monkey post.
I shall henceforth repent, beginning now:
After again taking my meds', I doubled checked the KJV 1611 Gideon.
OK. it starts long time ago with angry monkeys:
KJV 2 Chronicles 9:21 For the king's ships went to Tarshish with the servants of Huram: every three years once came the ships of Tarshish bringing gold, and silver, ivory, and apes, and peacocks.
Now it is a fact that monkeys/apes carry a grudge . They will fling poo at ya for even looking at them wrong. Being cooped up on a boat with screaming peacocks will tick a monkey off for a long, long time.

So, now onto the righteous astronauts, or prophetnauts , or angelnauts:
KJV Psalms 18:10 And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly:yeah he did fly upon the wings of the wind
KJV Acts 10:11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descended upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners and let down to the earth.
KJV Acts 10:16 This was done thrice:and the vessel was received up again into heaven.
KJV Acts 11:15
I was in the city of Joppa praying:and in a trance I saw a vision, A certain vessel descend, as it had been a great sheet, let down from heaven by four corners: and it came even to me
KJV Zechariah 5:11 Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll.
So angels is perfectly capable of chauffeuring Prophets, or righteous humans, around in flying vessels from Heaven .We can call them today, spaceships, and thus the drivers are astronautical chauffeurs.

Now, monkeys/apes have a grudge: and prophets (ie Moses) can return to earth in flying vessels (ie spaceships). You may ask WHY?
Good question! The answer is The Beast and the end-times war.
KJV Isaiah 13:5 They come from a far country,from the end of heaven, [even]the Lord, and the weapons of His indignation, to destroy the whole land.
So apes and monkeys will be confronted just like it says KJV Joel 7 They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb the wall like men of war; and they shall march every one on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks: Note the use of AS and LIKE . That describes Old Testament monkeys who is as and like the appearance of men.

This is where the Old Testament Part Ends and New Testaments begin by saying {note Esaias is Greek for Isaiah) thus KJV Matthew 14 And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:
That's why all this is to hard for many un-reverended to understands.

Finally, the prophet Moses smiting them ape/monkey beast who follow THE SATAN BEAST in end-times is from :
KJV Revelation 22:6 And he said unto me, These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord God of the holy prophet sent his angel to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done.
Angels were probably driving the Lords military spaceships (ie: space chariots, flying rolls and instructing the use of weapons to be used upon the ape-beast who follow the Anti-Christ Beast. etc etc)
KJV Revelation 11:3 And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth. (see prior picture of Moses in sackcloth)

Finally: best part--- KJV Revelation 19
1 And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God: 2 For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand. 3 And again they said, Alleluia And her smoke rose up for ever and ever. 4 And the four and twenty elders and the four beasts fell down and worshipped God that sat on the throne, saying, Amen; Alleluia. 5 And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small {ie monkeys} and great {ie :us humans}.
And KJV Revelation: 17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun {note the up in the space!} ; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God 18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them {warrior monkeys on horses!)and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great. 19And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse (ape beast!!), and against his army (monkey army fighting against the humans!!).20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast {furry 666}, and them that worshipped his image {apes/monkeys and bad tailed humans}. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse,{Moses and other prophets & good Angels} which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Now the part that I maybe can see I took a bad mis-understanding' is the sword of him , cause and today's' and likely future Christian soldiers carry M-16's guns and that is the allegorical sword we use on Mooslim beast armies.

Normally I strictly adhere to KJV 1 Timothy 12 suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
But Sister Mary Mary was 100% correct in reprimanding me for not quoting Scripture, especially since this is a Sunday. I do defer to her wisdom and LBC seniority.
I'm sorry. I repent.
Oh, and this don't have much to do with tails on humans, unless when the end-times come and the Devil helps assist humans into beast-like followers of Anti-Christ....with tails.

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Brother James last night the little lady and myself stopped at a deli for a bite to eat, at the table next to us two men were in a heated debate on this very subject. One stated we evolved from monkeys, the other said we evolved from fish. This went on for the better part of an hour, my wife and I just sat and laughed the entire time. As we were leaving I stopped and thanked them for the comedy hour, I gave them a copy of the KJV1611 and suggested that they read the first book called Genesis.

Seems silly to me the answer is given in the Bible!
I've encountered fools arguing about that kind of thing too. It just makes them all look like monkeys in my view.

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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-08-2010, 12:55 AM

Atheists are so STOOPID! Don't they understand they're all going to Hell? Why don't they all use their logic and see the Bible's irrefutable truth?

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The fact of the matter is, is that we do. Albeit it is very minuscule as it is a remnant of the evolutionary process, but it is still their. And I repeat we do have tails when we were in our mothers womb. Your tail bone is able to be felt from the outside so that should be proof in and of itself.
1. Could you please stop encouraging people to touch themselves on spots they normally do not touch? There are impressionable young children reading this thread.
2. The "tailbone" has several muscles attached to it, so it fullfills another function than being a tail (see the paper supplied by Pastor Ezekiel)
3. I've heard atheists say that the tailbone is only a nuisance, but this doesn't imply that it therefore has no purpose; being a nuisance can very well be a purpose. Maybe God provided us with this suboptimally working organ as a means to punish us if we would sin.

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it became necessary to be more agile in order to hunt. The tail would obviously have hindered this.
My friend, this doesn't make sense at all. Look at the cheetah, the lioness, the wolf, the fox. They are way more agile than we are, and they do have tails, and they are essential for them to keep balance.

Amazing, the ridiculous assumptions evolutionists make in order to deny the Bible.


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Interesting comparison. However, those are all naturally quadripedal animals. As bipedal humans, we do not have body mass that expands horizontally through space away from our center of balance. We are able to distribute our weight along a vertical plane, which means a tail would be completely useless.

And, I'm afraid, their tails are not essential for them to keep balance (see animals with very short [almost no] tails, such as the lynx). It certainly aids them in keeping balance, but this generally applies to when the animal in question is balancing on something thin, like a tree limb, or falling through the air (why cats almost always land on their feet).

Not arguing with you, just saying if you want to argue with the evolutionists, you have to have rational arguments.
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Interesting comparison. However, those are all naturally quadripedal animals. As bipedal humans, we do not have body mass that expands horizontally through space away from our center of balance. We are able to distribute our weight along a vertical plane, which means a tail would be completely useless.

And, I'm afraid, their tails are not essential for them to keep balance (see animals with very short [almost no] tails, such as the lynx). It certainly aids them in keeping balance, but this generally applies to when the animal in question is balancing on something thin, like a tree limb, or falling through the air (why cats almost always land on their feet).

Not arguing with you, just saying if you want to argue with the evolutionists, you have to have rational arguments.
What a crock! I've seen many animals whose tail was removed and they were fine. The only reason animals have tails is so a man can grab them and crontrol the animal from a safe distance. For example, how could you swing a cat properly if it did not have a tail?


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I've seen many animals whose tail was removed and they were fine.
My point exactly!

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Assuming the animal doesn't just turn around, I suppose...

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Hahaha, I don't suppose I could
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My point exactly!
No, I think you missed it. I was refering to animals I've eaten. The tails have so little meat as to not be missed.

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Assuming the animal doesn't just turn around, I suppose...
That is why you have to be pulling, not merely holding on.

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Hahaha, I don't suppose I could
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No, I think you missed it. I was refering to animals I've eaten. The tails have so little meat as to not be missed.
Now THAT I can whole-heartedly agree with.
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