I always took it for granted that Brother Cameron's anus was pristine...spotless...unsullied...
That it has been violently re-bored by the "big kahuna" of all negroe rapists makes me sick...just sick!
Christ, I pray for our brother Cameron. Blot his blemish clean, and make his mud-socket as brand new. Please, Lord, restore his sphinctral elasticity, and resection his prolapsed colon. Heal him of the syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, sub-human papillomavirus, and of the aids which all girthy, beveined negroe phalluses harbor. Irrigate his gastrointestinal tract with Your love, my King, and may his rectum become a wellspring of your living water (John 4:14). This I beg, in Your Holy Name. Amen.