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Default Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 04-09-2014, 12:03 PM

Fags in Britain seem unusually quiet at the moment. They finally "won" (they have, of course, lost eternal life and will burn forever and ever ) their "right" to marriage. All of Britain's Parliament is, of course, damned to eternal torment for their wicked sodomy-enabling.
Romans 1:26,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Far from the sickening and licentious parades and tonguing each other in the streets and molesting little boys while getting them to call them daddy, they have been keeping a low profile.

What are they up to? What dire and Hell-bound plots are they hatching?

Perhaps they are just constantly indulging in so much hot, sweaty anal sex they are too tired to flaunt their hideous faggy lifestyle in good, honest, True Christian™ faces.

We can only assume that at some point in the future they will launch themselves on British civilisation (what's left of it) and bring it crashing down into the pit where the devil awaits the sinners and those who enable them!

Be ready with me, brothers, to fight the gay menace. To push them, blubbing and crying and mincing back into their foul closets where they can await the evil that is their reward when Jesus returns triumphant!

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Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,




Hell bound fags - see how they deserve to burn forever!



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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 04-30-2014, 11:18 PM

If a man lie with a man as he lie with a women it is an abomination? But how can two men lie together as they would lie with a women? They can't! Therefore there is no abomination!!!


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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 04-30-2014, 11:43 PM

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If a man lie with a man as he lie with a women it is an abomination? But how can two men lie together as they would lie with a women? They can't! Therefore there is no abomination!!!
Not to put too fine a point on it, tramp, but Jesus obviously doesn't want men to cleave unto the mouths and anuses of their fellow man as though they were...pardon my foul language....vaginas.
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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 04-30-2014, 11:44 PM

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If a man lie with a man as he lie with a women it is an abomination? But how can two men lie together as they would lie with a women? They can't! Therefore there is no abomination!!!
What part of "a man lie with a man" is inconsistent with "two men lie together"?
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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-01-2014, 05:25 AM

I will disregard the salacious remarks, but what exactly is that one on the left looking at? And am frankly appalled that so respected a company as Rolls-Royce would cater to such a function as this. Or should I say, dysfunction
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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-01-2014, 08:31 AM

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If a man lie with a man as he lie with a women it is an abomination? But how can two men lie together as they would lie with a women? They can't! Therefore there is no abomination!!!
You seem confused, are you one of these British gayfags?

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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-05-2014, 03:40 AM

Judgemental jerk! My best friend is gay and I will defend him to the end so if you want to take you seriously talk back to me instead of just giving me points Pastor Ezikel or whoever you are


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Okay, so, this thread is one woozy of a ride.
I was raised baptist. Quite honestly, I don't really like my parents. Hit me, kicked me out, all that fun stuff, but I still love God and keep my religion.
But you people are ridiculous.
I'm usually one to respect other people's opinions. I love everyone in this world. But wow.
I'm bisexual. Come at me with your stones and corrective rape (the most disgusting thing I've ever heard) but it's true. I enjoy the romantic company of men, women, and everyone in between.
So, I'm going to hell? Why is that? And don't just quote the bible. It ALSO says in the bible if you eat shellfish or wear a piece of clothing with more than one type of fabric, you will be stoned, and I guarantee some of you have bought clothes from walmart.
I'm also asexual. I don't want to have sex - ever, probably. Having kids is something I'm neverrrr gonna do. So I'm gonna be tortured for the rest of my life. Thanks, God.
God made everyone on this Earth, and He loves everyone too. God is a She, a He, and They love us all. Everyone. (For the most part. Excluding Rapists, Abusers, and Murderers, of course.)
The fact that everyone here is so utterly terrified of the unknown they wish every single person on this earth who aren't like them to burn in Hell forever is reaaallllly sad, and I fear for the human race.
"Gay Agenda" by the way? What, are we all tryin' to steal your children, destroy your houses and overthrow the government? I don't think so. Maybe have some basic human rights? Yeah.
You can love God and everyone else, too. They aren't exclusive.
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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-05-2014, 04:43 AM

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Okay, so, this thread is one woozy of a ride.
I was raised baptist. Quite honestly, I don't really like my parents. Hit me, kicked me out, all that fun stuff, but I still love God and keep my religion.
But you people are ridiculous.
I'm usually one to respect other people's opinions. I love everyone in this world. But wow.
I'm bisexual. Come at me with your stones and corrective rape (the most disgusting thing I've ever heard) but it's true. I enjoy the romantic company of men, women, and everyone in between.
So, I'm going to hell? Why is that? And don't just quote the bible. It ALSO says in the bible if you eat shellfish or wear a piece of clothing with more than one type of fabric, you will be stoned, and I guarantee some of you have bought clothes from walmart.
I'm also asexual. I don't want to have sex - ever, probably. Having kids is something I'm neverrrr gonna do. So I'm gonna be tortured for the rest of my life. Thanks, God.
God made everyone on this Earth, and He loves everyone too. God is a She, a He, and They love us all. Everyone. (For the most part. Excluding Rapists, Abusers, and Murderers, of course.)
The fact that everyone here is so utterly terrified of the unknown they wish every single person on this earth who aren't like them to burn in Hell forever is reaaallllly sad, and I fear for the human race.
"Gay Agenda" by the way? What, are we all tryin' to steal your children, destroy your houses and overthrow the government? I don't think so. Maybe have some basic human rights? Yeah.
You can love God and everyone else, too. They aren't exclusive.
Grow up, guys.
If you consider The Bible to be wrong about so many things, what makes you think it's right about Jesus?
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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-05-2014, 04:53 AM

Well, Jesus WAS real. It's not like there's no proof outside the Bible. Jesus was a man of Love and Compassion, not hate. It's so saddening to me to see people hating others so harshly, for things they can't control or that don't hurt anyone.
Perhaps it was my parents that made me wary of extremely religious people, I'll never know, but I always thought religion was a way to bring people together, not tear them apart. Not to mention, the Bible was written a VERY long time ago, and times have changed. I don't know if any of you are aware, but that nice little bit about lying with another man? It wasn't about gay people in general, it was about paganism. At the time, the primary religion in Rome was a pagan one, and in Rome, homosexuality among men was very common, since it was believed women were not their intellectual superiors, they also took male companions, and most, if not all, of Rome was pagan.
It's things like these that people really need to understand - times have changed, things are very different now. Like it or not, the Bible was physically written by men, and men are not perfect, not to mention many things have been lost in translation.


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Well, Jesus WAS real. It's not like there's no proof outside the Bible. Jesus was a man of Love and Compassion, not hate. It's so saddening to me to see people hating others so harshly, for things they can't control or that don't hurt anyone.
Perhaps it was my parents that made me wary of extremely religious people, I'll never know, but I always thought religion was a way to bring people together, not tear them apart. Not to mention, the Bible was written a VERY long time ago, and times have changed. I don't know if any of you are aware, but that nice little bit about lying with another man? It wasn't about gay people in general, it was about paganism. At the time, the primary religion in Rome was a pagan one, and in Rome, homosexuality among men was very common, since it was believed women were not their intellectual superiors, they also took male companions, and most, if not all, of Rome was pagan.
It's things like these that people really need to understand - times have changed, things are very different now. Like it or not, the Bible was physically written by men, and men are not perfect, not to mention many things have been lost in translation.
That does not answer my question. I am not asking what persuaded someone else. I'm asking what—NAME IT—persuades you.
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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-05-2014, 07:19 AM

Despair, You have an odd interpretation of the Bible. But the Bible is not to be interpreted. The Bible tells you as things are. To interpret the Bible is to change the Bible.
2 Peter 1:18-21 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

Jesus hated: Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
And God and Jesus are one and the same. And God hated lots. Christianity is not all about love and fluffy bunnies as you seem to want to believe. Christianity is about devoting yourself entirely to the Lord and his glorification. If you find that hard to abide, you are not a Christian.
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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-06-2014, 02:35 AM

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Well, Jesus WAS real. It's not like there's no proof outside the Bible. Jesus was a man of Love and Compassion, not hate. It's so saddening to me to see people hating others so harshly, for things they can't control or that don't hurt anyone.
Perhaps it was my parents that made me wary of extremely religious people, I'll never know, but I always thought religion was a way to bring people together, not tear them apart. Not to mention, the Bible was written a VERY long time ago, and times have changed. I don't know if any of you are aware, but that nice little bit about lying with another man? It wasn't about gay people in general, it was about paganism. At the time, the primary religion in Rome was a pagan one, and in Rome, homosexuality among men was very common, since it was believed women were not their intellectual superiors, they also took male companions, and most, if not all, of Rome was pagan.
It's things like these that people really need to understand - times have changed, things are very different now. Like it or not, the Bible was physically written by men, and men are not perfect, not to mention many things have been lost in translation.
It does not matter that times are different today, because Jesus and His Word are the same yesterday, today, and forever. Every word in the Bible still stands true today.

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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-10-2014, 05:51 PM

you know the most common thing about gays i have seen is fornification which they cant not do because they cant get married but hey Adam and Eve couldn't get married when they were made so they did fornification right?
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you know the most common thing about gays i have seen is fornification which they cant not do because they cant get married but hey Adam and Eve couldn't get married when they were made so they did fornification right?
Hello Hellothere111.

Adam and Eve were in Genesis that is the first book of the Bible most of the rules did not come until later you have to read the Bible in order then it makes sense.

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Default Re: Fags remain remarkably quiet in Godless Britain - too busy fornicating with their "husbands"? - 05-10-2014, 09:01 PM

The truth is, most men in godless England (including Scotland, Ireland, Whales and Australia) are full-on limp-wristed homers.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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