General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship. |
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,742
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 05:53 PM
As I came across a helpful article showing me how to persuade an atheist to become a Christian, I read the preparation step called, "Imagine how they feel about their beliefs." Well, that got me to thinking, what DO atheists believe? What is it like to be in the head of an atheist? Is there any logical thought at all or is it pure animal instinct? Does one consider things like pleasure and pain or is an atheist simply driven to eat, sleep, and have sex with the closest hole that fits a peg (or peg that fits a hole, as it were)? I'm sincerely curious and wonder how can we help you overcome these base animal instincts to be saved from an eternity of torment that is due simply for the crime of having been born human and therefor depraved.
I look forward to your replies.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 06:10 PM
Remember when you were an infant? Perhaps not, but you can imagine. Gawking at everything in complete ignorance, not knowing the first thing about the God or His Word. We are all born into this world atheists. That is why children must burn in accordance with John 3:18, which says that non-believers (e.g. small children) are doomed to Hell.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,554
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Remember when you were an infant? Perhaps not, but you can imagine. Gawking at everything in complete ignorance, not knowing the first thing about the God or His Word. We are all born into this world atheists. That is why children must burn in accordance with John 3:18, which says that non-believers (e.g. small children) are doomed to Hell.
|
That, and the urge to stick everything up your butt. That is how Atheist work.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
That, and the urge to stick everything up your butt. That is how Atheist work.
|
Brother, from the way atheists treat eachother's asses, I am not sure if they love anus, or hate it. They destroy everything they touch.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
|
|
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 07:11 PM
I imagine it's the ultimate in emptiness.
Just think, Sister. An atheist believes that after death, he will cease to exist. Not only that, but everyone he ever knows, and any difference he makes in the world, will also pass away.
The atheist even believes that eventually the sun will swell up and destroy the Earth!
So really, nothing an atheist does can possibly matter outside of a very limited scope. The most famous person today will be forgotten in the blink of a cosmic eye. So, they may as well seek out reward and avoid punishment, yet they insist on "creating meaning in life" and helping others in silly ways, like providing food without Gospel, or designing cities (usually without churches but with all sorts of pleasant public spaces), or giving free legal or medical help to the poor! Some even become social workers, living in poverty and trying to help others fix their broken families. This is a sad, sorry attempt to fill the God-shaped void.
Compare this to the Christian. I know, for example, that as long as I obey God, I get to spend all of eternity praising Him for His perfection, living in a vast city with streets of gold! What a wondrous reward! And even more, He promises to bless me in this life as well. And bless me He has.
And I also know that there is only one important way to make a difference, by helping others find Jesus and be Saved too. Any failures, either in my own obedience or in my witness to others, will lead to either me or the person I've failed to help being burned alive for all eternity in God's Lake of Fire. What a horrible punishment, and one that never ends!
As you can see, the Christian is motivated by selflessness and a love of God and man, a desire to exercise the Will of God. The depraved atheist is motivated solely by the hedonistic, reward-or-punishment that we see in lower animals.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
|
|
Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,686
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Woodlawn Drive, Freehold, USA USA USA
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 10:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I read the preparation step called, "Imagine how they feel about their beliefs." Well, that got me to thinking, what DO atheists believe?
|
Gee, that's a toughie! The Atheistics are mentally ill, and who knows how the diseased brain works? We do know the disease progresses with time, though. Like alcoholism.
The time they are most vulnerable to conversion is just before and after sleeping. That's because they know in their hearts that their willful obstinance is sinful, and they do envy the peace that True Christians™ have. So you can be sure their last thought before crying themselves to sleep each night is "Oh God, give me the strength to cast my prideful Atheism aside!"
Then in the morning, they wake up with their swollen eyes and think "Oh God! Another doomed day as a worthless Atheist!"
Once they begin their drug using etc. for the day, the desire to change dims, though. So try to get them either really late or really early.
|
|
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 11,354
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 10:32 PM
I think that being an atheist must be very confusing and frightening. Who can they pray to when they need divine guidance?
Sadly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
|
|
True Christian™ Entrepreneur
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,695
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Leviticus Landing Gated Community, Freehold IA
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 10:35 PM
Average day of an atheist:
9:22 a.m. Wake up feeling terrible, hungover from the previous night.
9:45 a.m. Stumble over empty vodka bottles on the way to the bathroom.
10:00 a.m. Stare into the mirror thinking about your sad, pointless life and your inevitable date with Satan.
10:05 a.m. Shave.
10:16 a.m. Wonder where your life went wrong-- "Oh yeah, that's right--- avoiding church and rebuking Almighty God is how I became a hopless wretch," you say to yourself.
11:05 a.m. Porn on computer.
1:36 p.m. Mailman arrives with Government handout check.
3:31 p.m. Call your drug dealer for more drugs to dull your pain.
4:02 p.m. Drug dealer arrives with illegal drug delivery and a complementary Obama campaign lapel pin.
4:22 p.m. Regular porn won't do it for you any more, so it's on to gay porn.
5:06 p.m. Call a guy offering sodomy for sale on Craigslist.
6:00 p.m. More drugs.
7:00 p.m. More porn.
8:33 p.m. Pledge allegiance to Obama.
9:10 p.m. Call another guy on Craigslist.
9:52 p.m. Drive to liquor store, guzzling liquor all the way home.
10:22 p.m. More drugs.
11:42 p.m. Pass out, drugged up and drunk on the floor of the bathroom.
|
|
True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
|
|
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 10:36 PM
I would think being an atheist must be a very cold way to be. Knowing you are all alone, being in the same room as others but being disconnected.
To never know what it is like to have Jesus embrace you, to have Him help you out, to be with you late at night when you are in bed, to have your back. Such horror! Although upon death, you do get tossed into a lake of simmering brimstone so I guess it evens out.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
|
|
Moderator Arms Dealer for CHRIST Hands folded for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 5,251
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: On the Straight and Narrow (Earthly location: Freehold, Iowa)
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Remember when you were an infant? Perhaps not, but you can imagine. Gawking at everything in complete ignorance, not knowing the first thing about the God or His Word. We are all born into this world atheists. That is why children must burn in accordance with John 3:18, which says that non-believers (e.g. small children) are doomed to Hell.
|
I believe that this is also a very telling point about the astoundingly low intelligence of atheists.
Whenever somebody tells me they are an atheist, I say, "babies are atheists, too. You must feel so smart..."
|
|
Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,686
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Woodlawn Drive, Freehold, USA USA USA
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-19-2012, 11:27 PM
It would be easier to reach out to the prideful atheist if he wasn't so scary looking...
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 904
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Knockin' on God's door
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 12:13 AM
I imagine it's like waking up and having no milk for your cornflakes, every morning.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 04:34 AM
I imagine that the atheist must lead a very empty, unsatisfying life. They know no joy, nor can they find solace the way we True Christians™ do. They can't look at themselves in a mirror out of shame. They are friendless and addicted to the latest fad foods (tofu, organic dogmeat, etc). They worship science and yet are continually let down when their science gods can't heal the sick or raise the dead the way Jesus can. I imagine they spend most of their time masturbating, in a pathetic attempt to gain a few fleeting moments of relief from their daily torment.
And yet they cling to their ridiculous cult.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
|
|
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 11:07 AM
What's it like to be an atheist?
Pretty sore, I expect.
YIC
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 2
Join Date: Apr 2012
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 02:08 PM
I happen to be an atheist, and i can tell you honestly its fine.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 864
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Following God's commands - including the 'difficult' ones.
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrquestion
I happen to be an atheist, and i can tell you honestly its fine.
|
So why are you here? You do realise this is a Christian forum don't you?
Everything may be fine for you at the moment, doing whatever you want irrespective of God's Law (no doubt murdering, pillaging, raping and sodomy). What you need to realise is that as an atheist you are condemned to eternal torment, wriggling on Satan's flaming pole while we laugh at you from Heaven.
I suppose there is no point asking you what your favourite Bible verse is?
All the best
Noah
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
|
|
Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrquestion
I happen to be an atheist, and i can tell you honestly its fine.
|
It's sad when you see someone knowing no better who has led a life never knowing it is wrong to have group sex with chimpanzees. Are they truly happy?
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,554
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Average day of an atheist:
9:22 a.m. Wake up feeling terrible, hungover from the previous night.
9:45 a.m. Stumble over empty vodka bottles on the way to the bathroom.
10:00 a.m. Stare into the mirror thinking about your sad, pointless life and your inevitable date with Satan.
10:05 a.m. Shave.
10:16 a.m. Wonder where your life went wrong-- "Oh yeah, that's right--- avoiding church and rebuking Almighty God is how I became a hopless wretch," you say to yourself.
11:05 a.m. Porn on computer.
1:36 p.m. Mailman arrives with Government handout check.
3:31 p.m. Call your drug dealer for more drugs to dull your pain.
4:02 p.m. Drug dealer arrives with illegal drug delivery and a complementary Obama campaign lapel pin.
4:22 p.m. Regular porn won't do it for you any more, so it's on to gay porn.
5:06 p.m. Call a guy offering sodomy for sale on Craigslist.
6:00 p.m. More drugs.
7:00 p.m. More porn.
8:33 p.m. Pledge allegiance to Obama.
9:10 p.m. Call another guy on Craigslist.
9:52 p.m. Drive to liquor store, guzzling liquor all the way home.
10:22 p.m. More drugs.
11:42 p.m. Pass out, drugged up and drunk on the floor of the bathroom.
|
Quoted for the TRUTH™
Speaking as a TRUE Christians™ atheists have to be the biggest group of losers, EVER!
I would also add "helping girlfriend to pick up welfare check to pay for her next abortion and buy more birth control pills for tonight's lesbian orgy"
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,742
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrquestion
I happen to be an atheist, and i can tell you honestly its fine.
|
Oh I am so glad you showed up!
Tell me, if you don't mind, is it terribly lonely? You see, the article in the OP suggests I understand your beliefs, but what beliefs do you have? What beliefs can you have as an atheist? It seems to me with an absence of beliefs, you all are simply responding to instinct, thus scrounging for food and sex in whatever manner works.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,765
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
|
|
Re: What is it like to be an atheist? -
04-20-2012, 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
what DO atheists believe? What is it like to be in the head of an atheist? Is there any logical thought at all or is it pure animal instinct?
|
Pretty much anything goes with atheists, since they have no morality. They don't care whose feelings they hurt or whose rights they trample on, as long as they get what they want from life. It's a lot like being a Negro or a Jew or a homo.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|