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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 07:42 PM
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Now I have researched this game, and I discovered that the main story of the game is, in fact, a wonderful metaphor for our transcendence to Heaven.
The player must pass through a series of challenges, avoiding deceit and temptation, until they are eventually "free" (This is a metaphor for the challenges life gives us, and how if we resist, we will reach Heaven!)
The game also contains a "Bad guy"- This is a metaphor for the Devil. To properly progress, we must ignore this demon and defeat the evil within us. This is what happens in the final level, where the player destroys the "Evil" character, and ascends to Heaven where they are free.
I see it as a motivating tale for our path to freedom in God's Holy Kingdom.
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Friend, we have had some of the finest Creation Theologians at Landover University and Missionary Prep preform an exhaustive study on the game. We have been assured that a 'portal' is an anus and the game is about sticking talleywackers in rectums and coming out other orifices. Disgusting.
Friend, being 'free' as you imply in the game is nothing more than telling homersexuals it is ok to dance in the street wearing giant hair wigs and feather boas.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 08:17 PM
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Friend, we have had some of the finest Creation Theologians at Landover University and Missionary Prep preform an exhaustive study on the game. We have been assured that a 'portal' is an anus and the game is about sticking talleywackers in rectums and coming out other orifices. Disgusting.
Friend, being 'free' as you imply in the game is nothing more than telling homersexuals it is ok to dance in the street wearing giant hair wigs and feather boas.
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I understand your argument James. However, I personally disagree with your opinion. You see, friend, this game was made by regular heterosexual people. There's no way that it could encourage any of those vile things.
Friend, I appreciate your helpful comment. It is good of you to include me in this thread. Is there any links to this study you refer to? I would like to see what they have discovered exactly. I can assure you that nowhere in the game does it promote "dancing in the street wearing giant hair wigs and feather boas"
I understand your point of view, but could you consider being more open-minded? These children who come here seeking advice would surely benefit from some consideration rather than being attacked.
Thanks again
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 08:47 PM
Hello again friends. I have read through the thread several times, and as a few posters pointed out, Steam has not given away credit card information.
If you look here: http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/19/va...tion-obtained/ (the link that Cranky provided), it clearly states at the end of the article:
Update: Doug Lombardi, director of marketing for Steam, tells 1UP, "There has been no security breach of Steam"
This shows that the alleged "credit card scandal" was false and just a huge misunderstanding! This is why we should look more closely: I believe that your understanding of Portal 2 as some sort of gateway into homosexuality is 100% wrong!
Thanks for taking the time to read this!
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 08:51 PM
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I understand your argument James. However, I personally disagree with your opinion. You see, friend, this game was made by regular heterosexual people. There's no way that it could encourage any of those vile things.
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How do you know what evil lurks in the hearts or pants of the game creators?
Do you know them personally? And live with them? And observe them at all times?
Otherwise, you are merely speculating.
Cher is supposedly a "regular heterosexual person". So was Elizabeth Taylor. Yet both encourage sodomy and AIDS.
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I understand your point of view, but could you consider being more open-minded? These children who come here seeking advice would surely benefit from some consideration rather than being attacked.
Thanks again
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 09:06 PM
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How do you know what evil lurks in the hearts or pants of the game creators?
Do you know them personally? And live with them? And observe them at all times?
Otherwise, you are merely speculating.
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Do you have any proof that the game was intended to be homosexual? No.
Gabe Newell, the founder of Valve (who owns Steam and Portal) is married to his life partner and has two sons. Here more info about him: http://www.biblegateway.com/
Other Valve employees are similarly homosexual. Please do not turn this into a debate about sexuality, Rodimer.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 09:11 PM
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Have you read the Bible yet?
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Yes, indeed I have. I study it regularly. Here is an interesting quote I found today: Ephesians 4:31-32
“Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you.”
Beautiful, isn't it?
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 09:34 PM
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Hello again friends. I have read through the thread several times, and as a few posters pointed out, Steam has not given away credit card information.
If you look here: http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/19/va...tion-obtained/ (the link that Cranky provided), it clearly states at the end of the article:
Update: Doug Lombardi, director of marketing for Steam, tells 1UP, "There has been no security breach of Steam"
This shows that the alleged "credit card scandal" was false and just a huge misunderstanding! This is why we should look more closely: I believe that your understanding of Portal 2 as some sort of gateway into homosexuality is 100% wrong!
Thanks for taking the time to read this!
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Friend, that is called giving as 'false sense of security'. Imagine some you want to trust (Steam in this case) wantsing to defraud innocent people. One of the first things they would do is tell them what they want to hear and build a layer of trust. Then 'Whamo" they rob you blind. I have seen it happen, time and time again. Just like being in the mens room and that nice fellow asks "Want me to shake it for you?" Seems all nice and friendly, doesn't it?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 10:00 PM
This bozo says he is too busy to introduce himself properly and praise Jesus yet he seems to have a lot to say praising his game creator.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-07-2012, 10:07 PM
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This bozo says he is too busy to introduce himself properly and praise Jesus yet he seems to have a lot to say praising his gay lover.
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I fixed it for you, Redeemed.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 07:55 PM
"praising his gay lover"
Honestly brothers. I thought better of you. As much as I understand the reason for your arrogance, I must say that I am terribly disappointed. From a fellow Christian?
James 4:11 "Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law"
But, I am willing to forgive. As our lord Jesus said: "I tell you, forgive not just seven times, but 77 times!" (Matthew 18:22)
Please try to understand me, friend. I am not a Homosexual, but a Strong Heterosexual Christian, and no amount of "games" could change my devotion to God. Do not fabricate lies out of anger, for that gets us nowhere.
James, I appreciate your concern, but I assure you that the people at Steam have no intention of stealing money. I praise their leader only because he is a modern saint. He strives to serve others, and has lost a lot of his own money trying to make others happy. I completely understand your suspicion, but I have done extensive analysis in this area. Thanks again James for discussing this like a civilised follower of God.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:00 PM
I agree that there are many evil corporations out there trying to defraud us and steal our hard-earned money. Steam is not one of them! Their leader says openly "Service is our motto."
1 Peter 4:10
"As each has received a gift, use it to serve one another, as good stewards of God's varied grace"
Thank you again for listening! apologies if this offends any of you.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:06 PM
Excuse me, but may I have the "false Christian gametard" removed please? I know not what this "gametard" is but it sounds very offensive.
I have studied Christ for many years and assure you I am not a "False Christian."
Thank you.
On the subject of the introduction, I see no reason to post it if I am only going to get attacked
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:10 PM
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On the subject of the introduction, I see no reason to post it if I am only going to get attacked
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Perhaps if you start talking about Jesus instead of flogging the dead horse that is things that have been trounced over and over in a very large thread...
Why would we attack you for actually knowing about Jesus and contributing something positive?
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:16 PM
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"praising his gay lover"
Honestly brothers. I thought better of you. As much as I understand the reason for your arrogance, I must say that I am terribly disappointed. From a fellow Christian?
James 4:11 "Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law"
But, I am willing to forgive. As our lord Jesus said: "I tell you, forgive not just seven times, but 77 times!" (Matthew 18:22)
Please try to understand me, friend. I am not a Homosexual, but a Strong Heterosexual Christian, and no amount of "games" could change my devotion to God. Do not fabricate lies out of anger, for that gets us nowhere.
James, I appreciate your concern, but I assure you that the people at Steam have no intention of stealing money. I praise their leader only because he is a modern saint. He strives to serve others, and has lost a lot of his own money trying to make others happy. I completely understand your suspicion, but I have done extensive analysis in this area. Thanks again James for discussing this like a civilised follower of God.
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Friend, they why are there reports (it seems like every day) on FOX news about another 'good' family destitute due to this game? If it is on FOX news, you know it is true. It may not be their intention to steal, just like the whores do not not intend to kill with their cooters.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:20 PM
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Excuse me, but may I have the "false Christian gametard" removed please? I know not what this "gametard" is but it sounds very offensive.
I have studied Christ for many years and assure you I am not a "False Christian."
Thank you.
On the subject of the introduction, I see no reason to post it if I am only going to get attacked
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The system does that automatically. Being you are so knowledgeable about computers (I barely know how to turn them on) you should understand it. It was explained to me once. Fist the system checks to see if a poster follows basic rules, like making an introduction. Then it checks to see if the person posts in multiple areas, gets good or bad 'likes' and so on. If a person is obsessed, say with a thread about the evils of Portal, we;;, I think you can figure out what happens next. I want to help you, Jesus wants to help you. But you must take the first steps,
By the way, paranoia is not attractive. It is like you have a persecution complex.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:21 PM
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Why would we attack you for actually knowing about Jesus and contributing something positive?
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With all due respect, I was only discussing the wonderful Word of God.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:25 PM
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With all due respect, I was only discussing the wonderful Word of God.
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You are obsessed with the things of the world.
1 John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
Now go and make a proper introduction and forget this silly game and we can talk about matters of the spirit.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:27 PM
I appreciate your responses, but it appears that you all are too set in your ways to see the greatness in this game. Remember when other followers of God were mistaken? God would always send someone to show them the correct path. I'm not here to hurt anyone I just hoped I could show you the good side of this.
Anyhow, thanks for your responses, and it has been refreshing to talk with you. If you will only see the "negative" aspects of gaming, so be it. I do not wish to uproot your beliefs. Apologies for anyone whom I have annoyed
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:31 PM
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I appreciate your responses, but it appears that you all are too set in your ways to see the greatness in this game. Remember when other followers of God were mistaken? God would always send someone to show them the correct path. I'm not here to hurt anyone I just hoped I could show you the good side of this.
Anyhow, thanks for your responses, and it has been refreshing to talk with you. If you will only see the "negative" aspects of gaming, so be it. I do not wish to uproot your beliefs. Apologies for anyone whom I have annoyed
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Nobody cares about the game. We care about Jesus.
You claim to also care about Jesus so let's hear what you have to say without it being lost in the depths of a thread that has only dragged on so long because of wailing retards who want to have an excuse to have anal sex.
You some sort of fake Christian?
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
05-08-2012, 08:46 PM
Not a fake Christian, no. I am a devoted servant to God, and I will be until the day I enter his kingdom in Heaven. To be honest, I don't really agree with a lot of your beliefs, but I do not want to get into an argument about that We both agree on God, surely that is a starting point?
I no longer want to fruitlessly bother you. I joined only in a vain attempt to prove a false fact wrong. Please take this example:
If you saw an Atheist speaking ill of the Bible, would you not instruct him on the correct meaning?
Now you see my motive. Not to bother you or James, but to enlighten you. Please do not be offended, I only meant well. I am indeed a follower of God, but I don't think that this website shows my true beliefs.
To sum it up: I joined to help fellow Christians understand that this game that you dislike does not promote Anal Sex. I assure you that I am heterosexual and a Christian, although I do not hate homosexuals in a similar manner to you.
Thanks for hearing me out, friends. Like I said, I do not really fit in, so this may be one of my last posts, but please do not falsely regard me as "Unchristian trash." I love God with all my heart, and simply wanted to help a fellow Christian. I may sound paranoid, but only because I am defensive of my post and do not wish for any more fighting (like in previous pages).
So, Goodbye. May the peace of the Lord be with you
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