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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 09:18 PM
What game?
What you posted is common knowledge, especially to those that live in Freehold. I was going to move there this summer but now that the raprture is less than a week away, there is no point in making those kinds of plans.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 09:21 PM
What are you trying to say exactly?
How about just letting us worship God in peace?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 09:24 PM
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What game?
but now that the raprture is less than a week away, there is no point in making those kinds of plans.
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dude if you really love christ why not honor him by sharing his torment?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 09:31 PM
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What are you trying to say exactly?
How about just letting us worship God in peace?
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That is right all humans suld have their rights to worship any “God” and any imagination he wants
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 10:29 PM
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and the game is up guys
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I don't get it, what are you trying to say my friend?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 10:40 AM
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That is right all humans suld have their rights to worship any “God” and any imagination he wants
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So what's the point of your visit? The only thing we've "learned" from you is that people who don't have a solid anchor in reality tend to have opinions that are best described as "unhinged".
If you want to go to Hell so much, then go ahead. Just remember that once you get there, you can't go back. Don't complain that we didn't try our very best.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 11:09 AM
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dude if you really love christ why not honor him by sharing his torment?
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We do. Spiritually. Seeing people like you blaspheme the Holy Ghost and choosing the Flames of Hell over the Loving Arms of Jesus fills me with terrible grief.
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That is right all humans suld have their rights to worship any “God” and any imagination he wants
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Then why do you keep interrupting us when we try to do so?
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I don't get it, what are you trying to say my friend?
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Don't try to make sense of it. This guy is possessed by demons, and people like him are bound to occasionally post incoherent nonsense. That's the way thing are.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 02:53 PM
Here's a photograph of hell taken in Iceland:
You can clearly see the hellish fires of this damned country. This is a proof for the wickedness of the Icelandic nation and how the seven princes of hell rule over the country.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 03:16 PM
"Then the LORD said unto me, Out of the north (Iceland) an evil shall break forth upon all the inhabitants of the land. " - Jeremiah 1:14
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 06:26 PM
Alexander the traitor.
In America you would´ve been righteously shot for treason.
Nobody shall betray his home, his family nor his fatherland.
You shall suffer greatly while burning in hell.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 06:42 PM
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Alexander the traitor.
In America you would´ve been righteously shot for treason.
Nobody shall betray his home, his family nor his fatherland.
You shall suffer greatly while burning in hell.
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Don't tell such disgraceful lies. Iceland is the devil's homeland and to say no to Satan is no sin. America is the land of the free and I think you know it!
God bless you,
Alex
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The One
Alexander the traitor.
In America you would´ve been righteously shot for treason.
Nobody shall betray his home, his family nor his fatherland.
You shall suffer greatly while burning in hell.
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On the contrary. You should be thanking him. He's shown us that not everyone from Iceland is a complete retarded. I didn't think that was possible.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 09:18 PM
I now have met about five people (well screen names at least) that seemed like reasonable iceland eskmoes. If the population is about 317,000 and we have had about 15% of the population visit us here, that means about .01% are good people. Pitiful numbers but what do you expect from Hell on Earth.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-26-2010, 10:05 PM
You should seek asylum in the United States of America.
Since you're from icelend, I'm sure it won't be a problem.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 01:38 AM
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On the contrary. You should be thanking him. He's shown us that not everyone from Iceland is a complete retarded. I didn't think that was possible.
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Well spoken my brother.
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02-27-2010, 06:57 PM
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piffle you, you piffleing piffle!
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Finally, real proof that people can have a negative IQ. Thank you for that.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 07:07 PM
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you guys sicken me
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I think you are confusing us with your mirror.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 09:39 PM
You are all bat shit nutso.
You don't even have a fair understanding of the bible as a key tenet of it IS...
JUDGE NOT, LEST YOU BE JUDGED.
mormons. God hates Iceland? How ridiculous.
And Jesus was born in the U.S. ?
What Petri dish were you chromosomally challenged lot hatched out of?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 09:47 PM
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You are all bat shit nutso.
You don't even have a fair understanding of the bible as a key tenet of it IS...
JUDGE NOT, LEST YOU BE JUDGED.
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It seems you are the one who has not read the Bible. The Bible commands True Christians to judge righteously. It's things like:
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mormons.
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and
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What Petri dish were you chromosomally challenged lot hatched out of?
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that God forbids.
Our Pastor has graciously written a lecture on just this topic, educate yourself.
But don't worry, it's not too late (assuming God hasn't yet struck you dead for your insolence), you too can repent, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and get baptized. You still have time to choose Heaven instead of Hell.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 10:15 PM
I have conducted more research on Bjork. She has made a despicable video featuring lesbian robots. Now, I am not surprised that somebody invented gay robots--I knew it was only a matter of time. I am surprised that these gay robots are coming from Iceland. Icelanders are extremely primitive. They must have kidnapped a few Japs and held them at icicle-point to get these gay robots invented. Anyway, the luridness begins at 2:12.
WARNING. THIS VIDEO IS PORNOGRAPHIC. IT SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY THOSE WHO ARE MORALLY ROBUST. ABSOLUTELY NO TRUE CHRISTIAN© WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO VIEW THIS ICELANDIC FILTH.
Shame on Bjork (pronounced Ba-jork) and her puny, lesbian-robot-loving country! I am outraged!
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