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Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained -
12-10-2012, 05:41 PM
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Are you delucional or just stupid? That was just normal small talk question about the matter. Are you hiding something, because you seem to be so touchy about the matter?
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I have nothing to hide. I don't appreciate being accused of a heinous crime.
You on the other hand have the look of someone who hasn't seen a vagina since you mother shot you out of her weenie warmer.
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12-10-2012, 05:50 PM
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I don't appreciate being accused of a heinous crime.
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Try to consentrate for a second. I asked was the needed 50 shekels paid or not? Are you even familiar with the bible at all?
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12-10-2012, 06:31 PM
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Try to consentrate for a second. I asked was the needed 50 shekels paid or not? Are you even familiar with the bible at all?
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You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer your question no money changed hands but I did take him out for a nice steak dinner.
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12-10-2012, 06:41 PM
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You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer your question no money changed hands but I did take him out for a nice steak dinner.
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Coons in glass houses shouldn't throw stolen pies.
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12-10-2012, 06:48 PM
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Coons in glass houses shouldn't throw stolen pies.
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12-10-2012, 06:49 PM
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Coons in glass houses shouldn't throw stolen pies.
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It may be a coon, I think it's a yid on pickled matzah balls.
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12-10-2012, 06:50 PM
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What's up with the name-calling? If i were to call you a phony ass christian, you would fell some kind of way about it would you not?
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I feel no pain in the truth. Why do you?
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12-10-2012, 06:52 PM
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What's up with the name-calling? If i were to call you a phony ass christian, you would fell some kind of way about it would you not?
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Of course not. The meth-fueled rantings of an inner-city welfare whore mean absolutely nothing to me. I care only what Jesus thinks.
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12-10-2012, 06:54 PM
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It may be a coon, I think it's a yid on pickled matzah balls.
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12-10-2012, 07:08 PM
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Im not saying outright its the coloreds but it sure seems like the black folks who live down the road are stealing my watermelons. Probably the kids which is why I sponsor a small black child in an attempt to teach it how to live a Godly life like Jesus and myself.
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There is an easy way to tell Brother Marshall. Just juice up the perimeter watemelons with 5 Aces malt liquor and see who can walk straigt to the tobacco fields in the morning. You'll get 'em every time. Sorta llke catching catfish.
After that, ask them who wants a smoke. The ones the turn that green olive colour are the thieves. Tell them to run the dogs all day.
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12-10-2012, 07:17 PM
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You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer
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As pointed out, you really should not play grammar nazi while typing like that
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12-10-2012, 07:25 PM
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You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer your question no money changed hands but I did take him out for a nice steak dinner.
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12-10-2012, 08:32 PM
I dread eating watermelon that I haven't prepared because who knows if some nigra has been piffling it before it gets served.
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12-10-2012, 10:22 PM
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I feel no pain in the truth. Why do you?
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Because I'm not a coon you daughter piffleing mullethead.
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12-10-2012, 10:28 PM
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As pointed out, you really should not play grammar nazi while typing like that
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Not playing grammar nazi, just trying to help you out.
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12-10-2012, 10:31 PM
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Because I'm not a coon you daughter piffleing mullethead.
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Previously...
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Just to let you know, I'm black and I hate watermelon, and I don't need to rape white women because I married one.
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Jesus hates liars.
(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."
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12-10-2012, 10:34 PM
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Not playing grammar nazi, just trying to help you out.
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You want to help? Read the Bible. Find one of the many places where it justifies horrible, atrocious, vile, disgusting behaviour.
Then post quotes.
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Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained -
12-10-2012, 11:31 PM
In my many years on this message board, I've learned from experience that there are really only four kinds of Negroes:
1. The kind that accept their fate of inferiority graciously, and are content to dance for coins on street corners. These are the kind that if they work hard to memorize and almost understand the Bible, they might get into separate-but-equal Nigra Heaven. Ron Christie, Alan Keyes, Mychal Massie, and J.C. Watts are good examples.
2. The kind that fight their natural shortcomings and have to "prove" they're just as good as the white man-- often with sad, disastrous or embarrassing results. Think Oprah, Bill Cosby, Susan Rice, Adrian Fenty, Malcolm Gladwell, and Van Jones.
3. The crime-prone Negroes, always in and out of prison. O.J. Simpson, Jesse Jackson Junior, Marion Barry, and many Rap stars are an example.
4. The lazy Negroes, too lazy to bother working, failing, or stealing. Steppin' Fetchit, Al Sharpton, Flavor Flav, etc.
That's it, all four kinds. Name any Negro, and he/she fits into one of these categories. Try it-- it can be a fun game at cocktail parties!!
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Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained -
12-11-2012, 12:43 AM
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Don't worry honey, I wouldn't bang you with a rented dick.
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How DARE YOU talk to Mary Etheldreda a Godly way above you in such harsh language. If I was your father I would beat your brainless! I suppose you don't have a father though most nigras are bastards anyhow. I will keep you in my prayers. Please repent your sins, and find your way back to Christ!
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Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained -
12-11-2012, 03:43 AM
The jigs do love that melon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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