42: Worships Broccoli or other plant-based idols
I like broccoli or other plant based foods but I don't worship them
43. Deciding what to believe on the basis of what feels good, despite what history and even basic common sense have to say
Its better decide for yourself what to believe in
44. Lives in sin without being married in the eyes of God, and sees nothing wrong with that.
Well, I'm in a relationship and I'm not married.
45. Watches Happy Days reruns and describes the time period as "ancient".
Nope.
46. Pretends to have magic powers, can't keep a boyfriend because she is fat.
Nope. Have one, and I am kinda fat. But not too fat to where I'm ugly.
47. Will toss severed cat heads into churches or the funerals of service men and women.
No no no no
48. smells strongly of fish due to bad hygiene
Not at all
49. Has a vast, gaping maw of foulness and acrimony where an anus would normally be.
No
50. Sees no problem with fornicating with beasts.
I don't care
51. Dances.
Yes, but not good at it
52. Wears artificial Satan ears and makes devil signs, keeps saying everything is "illogical".
No
53. Spends more than five minutes in the shower, likely to wash away all evidence of blood and entrails, as well as attempting to wash away subconscious shame of turning against Jesus.
It takes more than five minutes to wash yourself. No, not at all.
54. M*sturbates.
Mhmm
55. enjoys rough s*x
Mhmm
56. injects weeds (junkie)
Weeds overrated.
57. enjoys long visits to the graveyard ( where they dig up freshly dug children for there s*x rituals)
Well, graveyards are beautiful <3 Ew, not into necrophilia
58: Always uses the salutation 'blessed be.'
Nope
59. Intentionally misspells "magic," e.g., "magick" or "madzhyq"
Nope. I spell like this: Magic.
60. Claims to be able to use "magick" but always has an excuse prepared when asked to demonstrate the ability to do so
Nope
61: secretly wants to kill themselves to attract attention for their own sexual gratification.
No, and I never heard of someone wanting to kill themselves for that
62. They are prompted by Satan to go to True Christian™ forums and constantly disrupt fellowship and threads of important and vital information.
I don't hear Satan whispering into my ear. Also if you don't want people who are 'unsaved trash' maybe you guys should do something about it, because from I see you all make it so easy for them to come here.
63. Watches Disney television.
I watch disney movies and old disney shows. New disney shows suck.
64: Has one or more tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 means as much to a Wicca as any other part of God's Word.
I have one tattoo. And plan on getting more
Baby Christians or do you wait until they've grown a little, sicko?
As for the rest of your response, now I know what it's like to look into the heart of pure evil. You're like B. Hussein and Moochelle Obama rolled into one.
Oh wow. Lady, I'm not a cannibal. I eat steak, ham, chicken, hamburgers, turkey. Also if you keep assuming that I eat humans, then I'm going to assume you like cannibalism if you keep mentioning it.
So you enjoy the idea of women killing their kids just because they cant be bothed raising them?, you might aswell just go to your neighbors house and pull a pillow over their kids unsuspecting faces's when there sleeping. You also dont want these poor little rape babies to enjoy a long and fulfilled life with baby JESUS? whats wrong with you athiest scum bags, It's like you have no morals what so ever
I don't enjoy it. But I would rather have the child be in a better place. You have to remember that girls who are younger, their bodies are not fully developed. No thanks. I don't want to be on the show Deadly Women. If the mother who was raped can take care of them, then yes they can live. But if the mom is dealing with her own problems than its better to get an abortion. Also would you want your wife or child to die if they at risk during the pregnancy??? Hmm? Or are you too sick to even have them save her life?
See look at this, a shinning example of what a pathetic 'witch' acts like.
Bad English and seeking attention, probably been cutting it up for satan
Not seeking attention. Just debunking the assumptions made about wiccans here.
Do we look like the type of people who tell jokes?
Of course self harm isn't funny, that's why you lot should stop 'offing' yourselfs.
Well, if you think it isn't funny why do you keep making jokes about it?? I have looked through other threads and seen self harm jokes on here. Also you don't have to tell jokes to be nuts
Then how did the virgin flower God so generously gave you transform into a writhing abyss of parasites and disease?
Nope don't have any parasites or diseases.
So there's no healing spell that you or another member of your coven can cast?
I don't need a healing spell for it. And the only part of my hand that hurts is my palm, like where the thumb is. It'll heal by itself. Its hurting less right now.