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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:46 AM

That's funny seeing you put 100% homofag in my posts as you guys hate fags don't you? Seriously, get off God's *** potty language *** already.

@JamesHutchins- LOL 19" waistline? That's pretty *** potty language *** fat, considering Carly's is like 7 inches. Have a fetish much?

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:53 AM

*** child porn link deleted *** Look what you guys are missing.......

Also God approves of these: *** child porn link deleted *** and *** child porn link deleted ***

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:58 AM

*** child porn link deleted ***

and this........

And by the way, how the hell am I a homofag if I like boys...........

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 01:04 AM

What the hell Zechyariah or whatever your name is do you ever plan to [Pornographic Fantasy Talk Removed By Moderator].................. or are you a fag

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 01:10 AM

Mary... Are you a ***potty mouth*** North Korean that got plastic surgery to be white? Not everyone has to think the same way you do. You don't have to try to convert me. See, everyone is different. For example, I have ***potty mouth*** and you don't

Also, I cleaned up my own language............ that's why it's in asterisks ***potty mouth***

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 01:21 AM

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You guys are all stupid it's a great song and she's fine as hell. It's a damn song, and it's 2012.
You're right, she is "fine as hell", but by that I mean the Hell where your skin is burned black by the scorching flames and your flesh slowly melts off your bones. I mean the Hell where Satan and his terrifying demons torture all the homosexuals, atheists, Darwinists, feminists, Jewish, Muslims, and aborted fetuses (and Carly Rae Jepson) for all eternity! Meanwhile, all of us TRUE CHRISTIANS and Jesus Christ will be laughing in Heaven!
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 01:23 AM

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Mary... Are you a ***potty mouth*** North Korean that got plastic surgery to be white? Not everyone has to think the same way you do. You don't have to try to convert me. See, everyone is different. For example, I have ***potty mouth*** and you don't

Also, I cleaned up my own language............ that's why it's in asterisks ***potty mouth***
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 01:27 AM

I just 'googleied' her. Who ever found her owes me a steak dinner as I just lost mine!


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 11:20 PM

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Some Godless whore from Canadia. Wants people to call her "Maybe", though Carly seems a better name.
Any godless whore who makes it her millstone to teach 12-year-olds how to be harlots ought never to be heard of. I couldn't make it past the first 5 seconds.



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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-10-2012, 05:45 AM

If it makes you feel any better, the lyrics are completely irrelevant to the meaning. It's American pop culture, and none of it makes sense.
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-11-2012, 05:14 AM

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If it makes you feel any better, the lyrics are completely irrelevant to the meaning. It's American pop culture, and none of it makes sense.
Neither do you, nancyboy.

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-13-2012, 01:34 PM

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Although I never listen to popular music, I did by accident stumple upon a so-called music video called "Call Me Maybe", performed by a young woman named Carly Rae Jepsen. I was shocked when I saw it and I wish I could un-see it. I think it should immediatly be banned all over!

First of all she's from Canada - the communist, half-french sodomists from the north. So we can't expect much from her. But I must say I got appalled already at the second verse (!) of the song:



Firstly, she wants to trade her soul for a wish? In my ears, this sounds like devilworshipping! God clearly states our souls are belonging to Him: "Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die." (Ezekiel 18:4)

Secondly, she wants to engage in prostitution! The Bible is, as we all know, very clear on prostitution:

"For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men." (Proverbs 23:27-28)

"For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." (Proverbs 5:3-5)

"Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body." (1 Corinthians 6:13)

Just to name a few verses...

Later the Carly Rae Jepsen sings:



"Thou shalt not steal." (Exodus 20:15)

Need I say more? -The Bible is also very clear on this matter.

Then I took a look at the video and she tries throughout to lead men into sin with her whoredom:

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)

And to finish it all off, the video promotes homer-sodomy in the closing scene!

This song is being played worldwide, the video is shown to minors. It is so sinful that it's corrupting our youth. We must stand up to this! I personally think she deserves a good old stoning for it! She will for sure burn in eternal hellfire!

You can watch the depravity here, but be warned:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
I agree that the song is absolutely terrible. I do not agree that it is sinful or corrupting our youth. Please state how wrong you think I am and/or where you disagree.

Also, YOU are a racist for saying Canadians are scumbags. I thought that Christians didn't care what you looked like on the outside, it was what's inside that matters.
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I agree that the song is absolutely terrible. I do not agree that it is sinful or corrupting our youth. Please state how wrong you think I am and/or where you disagree.

Also, YOU are a racist for saying Canadians are scumbags. I thought that Christians didn't care what you looked like on the outside, it was what's inside that matters.

Again with the "I thought that Christians blah blah blah" baloney.



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I agree that the song is absolutely terrible. I do not agree that it is sinful or corrupting our youth. Please state how wrong you think I am and/or where you disagree.

Also, YOU are a racist for saying Canadians are scumbags. I thought that Christians didn't care what you looked like on the outside, it was what's inside that matters.
Friend, we do not tolerate racism on our forum. Also, if you are genuinely interested in how this harpy is sinful and corrupting our youth, please refer to this resource.


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-13-2012, 07:05 PM

This video is nothing more than an instruction manual for sluts-in-training.


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