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Default Re: Hey! - 03-13-2018, 12:28 AM

For the life of me, I cannot find any good reason that a male would even WANT to self identify as a female. Females are, by god's definition, weaker and in need to be taken care of by males. They are meant to stay in the household to breed and raise soldiers for God.
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Default Re: Hey! - 03-13-2018, 09:43 AM

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I can understand why you thought I was female

Oh boy. I can see we really have our work cut out for us here.

Tell you what, friendo. I'm going to take you hunting. Just you, me, some long guns, and a bottle of rye whiskey.

When would be a good day for this to occur?


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Default Re: Hey! - 03-14-2018, 05:21 PM

A feminine male with bisexural tendencies? Careful because you will end up like the real-life versions of these poor souls.
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