The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
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Introduction -
10-17-2018, 12:02 AM
Hello everyone,
I don't go to any church as of yet simply because I have not come across any church that practices the King James Bible here in Iowa.
I just came across your website and I really like your church. I plan on joining as soon as possible. Hope to see y'all next Sunday.
I came to find Jesus when I prayed to him for Trump to win the election and he did. This is how I found out that Jesus is God.
My favorite Bible verse is 1 Thessalonians 4:16
For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Introduction -
10-17-2018, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
Hello everyone,
I don't go to any church as of yet simply because I have not come across any church that practices the King James Bible here in Iowa.
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Not a single one?
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
I just came across your website and I really like your church. I plan on joining as soon as possible. Hope to see y'all next Sunday.
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Not likely dear, but do keep trying!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction -
10-17-2018, 01:30 AM
Hello and to our friendly forum! I look forwards towards reading more of your posts. Are you a boy or a girl, dear? It's difficult to determine based on your name.
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Re: Introduction -
10-17-2018, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Hello and to our friendly forum! I look forwards towards reading more of your posts. Are you a boy or a girl, dear? It's difficult to determine based on your name.
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I am a man, and my real name is Steven Jameson.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Introduction -
10-17-2018, 11:54 AM
I am sure if you ever get out of the basement and go outside, you will find a Church, maybe even a good one. It will give your mom a chance to chage those sheets too. Won't that be nice!
In the mean time, read this: **"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Introduction -
10-19-2018, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
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I've been outside a lot (I'm a fisherman, so that's my job)
I have visited many churches, but what I have found is that even those which claim to be "KJV Churches" do not actually practice the King James Bible. Landover Baptist is the only one I found that actually has a good website that openly advertises the Truth™ without being intimidated by political correctness.
46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
47 And I will delight myself in thy commandments, which I have loved.
48 My hands also will I lift up unto thy commandments, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
49 Remember the word unto thy servant, upon which thou hast caused me to hope.
50 This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
51 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.
- Psalm 119:46-51 KJV
Also: I change my own sheets. I am 22 year old fisherman who is interested in joining you fishers of men. Anyways, see y'all the day after tomorrow.
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
I've been outside a lot (I'm a fisherman, so that's my job)
I have visited many churches, but what I have found is that even those which claim to be "KJV Churches" do not actually practice the King James Bible. Landover Baptist is the only one I found that actually has a good website that openly advertises the Truth™ without being intimidated by political correctness.
46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
47 And I will delight myself in thy commandments, which I have loved.
48 My hands also will I lift up unto thy commandments, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
49 Remember the word unto thy servant, upon which thou hast caused me to hope.
50 This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
51 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.
- Psalm 119:46-51 KJV
Also: I change my own sheets. I am 22 year old fisherman who is interested in joining you fishers of men. Anyways, see y'all the day after tomorrow.
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The 119th is my most loved Psalm, together with the 149th.
Psalm 149:4-5 For the LORD taketh pleasure in his people: he will beautify the meek with salvation. Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds. I can't wait for Him to take His pleasure in me.
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
The 119th is my most loved Psalm, together with the 149th. Psalm 149:4-5 For the LORD taketh pleasure in his people: he will beautify the meek with salvation. Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds. I can't wait for Him to take His pleasure in me.
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Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today
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Excuse me? I dunno where you go to church but I'm pretty sure I don't go to the same place.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today
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I doubt it. I attend Church most days at the Church on the Hutchins Plantation, LLC. here in Virginia. Being I have 35 or so children, most are married with children and a few have their own children and so on, we are a standing room only. crowd Just as they do in Landover, at the Chystal Cathedral®, we pipe the sermons in to the coops when the workers stay, only charging them $10 a piece to bathe in the Word of God.
Though I suppose it is possible for a White man to sneak in, I do not know most of the people there.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Excuse me? I dunno where you go to church but I'm pretty sure I don't go to the same place.
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I'm pretty sure you're mistaken since you just saw me this morning. I go to Landover Baptist Church. That's where you go, right?
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
I'm pretty sure you're mistaken since you just saw me this morning. I go to Landover Baptist Church. That's where you go, right?
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Oh dear, someone seems to have forgotten his meds this morning. Did you "see" an... unusual worship band play, too?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Oh dear, someone seems to have forgotten his meds this morning.
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Sad, isn't it? Can you imagine, though, a complete stranger, Unsaved Trash at that, getting past security? Bobby-Joe would go ballistic and Heads.Would.Roll!
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Sad, isn't it? Can you imagine, though, a complete stranger, Unsaved Trash at that, getting past security? Bobby-Joe would go ballistic and Heads.Would.Roll!
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Then again, perhaps I'm mistaken. Perhaps I stumbled into some other false church disguised as "Landover Baptist" - I'll have to make sure I find the real one next time.
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 08:42 PM
.PARENTAL WARNING.
do not search for the
...VILE...BAND...
....depicted..above..
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Re: Introduction -
10-21-2018, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
Then again, perhaps I'm mistaken. Perhaps I stumbled into some other false church disguised as "Landover Baptist" - I'll have to make sure I find the real one next time.
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Dear RepCap, you might have went to the Landover Hills Baptist church, or maybe the Andover Baptist. I hear they receive all sorts of unsaved trash in these places. I feel much safer here in Freehold, which is a secluded gated community where our men are not afraid to stand their ground, if you know what I mean.
I wish you all the best in finding a church that suits your needs. Meanwhile, our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background check investigation. We'll see what they have to say.
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Re: Introduction -
10-22-2018, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Dear RepCap, you might have went to the Landover Hills Baptist church, or maybe the Andover Baptist. I hear they receive all sorts of unsaved trash in these places. I feel much safer here in Freehold, which is a secluded gated community where our men are not afraid to stand their ground, if you know what I mean.
I wish you all the best in finding a church that suits your needs. Meanwhile, our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background check investigation. We'll see what they have to say.
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I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.
Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.
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Re: Introduction -
10-23-2018, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.
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Stupidity is nothing to be proud of friend.
Ecclesiastes 2:11
Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
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Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.
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Of course the Church checks up on 'people'. We have to protect our Pastors from False Christians (you know who you are as do WE). The Church needs to know who provides the Tithes that are a numerical proof of Love.
2 Timothy 2:15
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Introduction -
10-23-2018, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by RepublicanCapitalist
I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.
Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.
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Sweetie, how else do you think we can protect our gated community from the of unsaved trash such as yourself? DoF is our only protection in these difficult times when Christians are mercilessly mocked and persecuted everywhere.
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