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Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
10-07-2013, 10:27 AM
I'm making this to warn you to be carefull of fake Christians shools. I homeschool my children, and tho my wife is a good Christian woman, a woman can teach children just so much and I as a working man have just so much time (work, Bible study and praising Jesus), especially my boys, my soldiers for Jesus. So I decided to look for a Christian school, and there was one at my town. I was happy, my boys will learn from men teachers.
So I go to that school and first thing that got my eye was - mixed classes. Boys and girls learn in the same class. But to give a benefit of a doubt I figured it was done so that the young Christian boys learn to control women and perhaps even find a good Christian future wife. I asked the headmaster and boy was I wrong. He said, and I kid you not - "everyone has equal rights".
This got me really worried. So I took some time and looked in to their program. Imagine my shock - a Christian school that has ONLY two hours of Bible study a week (five hours a day should be minimum for children)!!! But that is not worse. They teach evilution there as if it was a true fact, when everyone in their right mind knows that God created all the animals like it is written in the book of Genesis. So I looked in to history books. Imagine - they teach children that the earth is bilions years old!
Not a single text book even mentions such think tanks of Creation science like Kent Ham or Ray Comfort. Not a single book reffers to God! They even deny the Great Flood! And they call them selves Christian school... I was disgusted and shaken... And no one even batted an eye to this travesty.
At the moment I'm suing them for false advertising, unfortunally the law of my country doesn't persecute for blasphemy (THO IT SHOULD!!!), like any desent man and a Christian should. And I will continue to homeschool my children untill a Real Christian™ school opens.
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
10-13-2013, 04:16 PM
There is one such school in my area, Mr. Rankan, where the degenerate offspring of towel heads are allowed to mix in with the holy white children of our GOD-fearing community.
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
10-13-2013, 05:56 PM
I am sadly disturb by what passes for "Christian Schooling" these days. I myself remember being reprimanded for sacrificing doves as per the practise in Jesus's time.
However, one year from now you can have a fully functional (and profitable) school if you just follow this guide: http://www.bjupress.com/resources/ch...hool/starting/
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- Contact Christian colleges that have teacher training programs to find out the process for recruiting teachers at each college. You will need to check each institution's Christian philosophy and philosophy of education to determine if teachers prepared at that institution will support your philosophy statement.
- Good Christian school teachers are hard to come by,
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It is so easy that anyone can do it, and they often do.
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
10-13-2013, 08:46 PM
Many schools that advertise a Christian education are actually Catholic schools. Most of the nuns dress like regular old ladies these days and it is hard to tell, if you aren't careful.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
10-13-2013, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Many schools that advertise a Christian education are actually Catholic schools. Most of the nuns dress like regular old ladies these days and it is hard to tell, if you aren't careful.
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That's true. The trick is to drop a $100 note: if they go down on one knee to pick it up, they're Catlix.
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
10-14-2013, 12:48 AM
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That's true. The trick is to drop a $100 note: if they go down on one knee to pick it up, they're Catlix.
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Amen. And if they dive headfirst for it, they've got joo blood in 'em.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
11-04-2013, 07:57 PM
I'm sorry for taking this so long to answer, but I was reading everything Landover Babtist Church has to offer and it took some time, and I started thinking... Landover has some of the brightest minds there is to offer! Let's take Pastor Ezekiel as an example. He would be the best teacher in good Christian morals AND history! Cranky Old Man and many others! Only True Christian™ is fit to educate children, and Landover has that potential!!!
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
11-04-2013, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Amen. And if they dive headfirst for it, they've got joo blood in 'em.
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If they step on it and cover it with thier sandal to pick it up after you are gone, they are a mooslime.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Becarefull of fake Christian schools -
11-14-2013, 10:42 AM
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If they step on it and cover it with thier sandal to pick it up after you are gone, they are a mooslime.
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If they tuck it into their waistband...
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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