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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:03 AM
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Complaining would be one of my best abilities, yes. And no, my parents never married funnily enough, so they were never divorced.
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No surprise there. A bastard child. It shows.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:05 AM
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See, I wouldn't complain unless it were for the sole fact that it is for an unjust reason (something that you people should consider seriously). I do not intend to troll, merely return the actions that you have committed upon others.
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How could your message in any way be taken seriously? I expressed my concern about the recent infestation with rambling eskimoes we are currently coping with, and proposed an explanation. Why are you all here?
You responded with a witless attempt at humour typical of a cynical iglo-dweller who has nothing other than his huskies to talk to.
You might have got an infraction for that as well. The Pastors, tolerant as always, decided to be not too harsh to you, and only gave you a warning.
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Then I shall claim it as righteous judgment. Any complaints to that, too? If there are, then True Disciple (Who is a True Christian™) is also worthy of this infraction.
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Your judgment isn't righteous, as you do not follow the other parts of the Book Brother Cranky quoted from. As I do follow those guidelines, I am Biblically Correct when I judge you and declare you a hateful, godless, gibbering, boring eskimo.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:05 AM
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God only wants us to try and Save© those that want to be Saved© and are deserving of being Saved©.
Heathens are like alcoholics. Pointless to be involved with them unless they want to repent.
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That statement makes sense, so fair enough. The one thing I will ask is: so what do you think of evangelists that go knocking door-to-door attempting people to convert faith? Are they lost too?
I don't wish to repent, nor do I want to go against any of it. I like to remain open-minded and remember the clear possibility that God exists, even if I don't openly support a faith.
By the way, what's the © sign about?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:07 AM
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The one thing I will ask is: so what do you think of evangelists that go knocking door-to-door attempting people to convert faith? Are they lost too?
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That depends on if they are True Christians.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:08 AM
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No surprise there. A bastard child. It shows.
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That is my parents choice, not mine. I cannot control their actions.
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How could your message in any way be taken seriously? I expressed my concern about the recent infestation with rambling eskimoes we are currently coping with, and proposed an explanation. Why are you all here?
You responded with a witless attempt at humour typical of a cynical iglo-dweller who has nothing other than his huskies to talk to.
You might have got an infraction for that as well. The Pastors, tolerant as always, decided to be not too harsh to you, and only gave you a warning.
Your judgment isn't righteous, as you do not follow the other parts of the Book Brother Cranky quoted from. As I do follow those guidelines, I am Biblically Correct when I judge you and declare you a hateful, godless, gibbering, boring eskimo.
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Oh, I guess we're here because someone posted this thread on another forum. I don't intend to join in their trolling, though.
Now now, I don't think it was an entirely witness attempt at humour. Also, huskies are really cute dogs, I wouldn't mind only having them to talk to.
I did get an infraction for that as well. Sorry, different forum software's use warnings/infractions.
Then your declaration is correct, with the exception of the final part. I am not an eskimo. I don't consider myself hateful, either.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:11 AM
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That statement makes sense, so fair enough. The one thing I will ask is: so what do you think of evangelists that go knocking door-to-door attempting people to convert faith? Are they lost too?
I don't wish to repent, nor do I want to go against any of it. I like to remain open-minded and remember the clear possibility that God exists, even if I don't openly support a faith.
By the way, what's the © sign about?
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We do not condemn people we do not know. Everyone gets the benefit of the doubt. So you have to meet every person and make a learned opinion. Though there are times when based on knowledge, there are places it is pointless to even speak to the inhabitants (like France).
Son, either you believe in Him or you do not. God will strike a fence sitter. At least with a God Hater, He knows where you stand. Based on your comment, you really have no reason to be here other than disrupt us.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:13 AM
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That is my parents choice, not mine. I cannot control their actions.
Oh, I guess we're here because someone posted this thread on another forum. I don't intend to join in their trolling, though.
Now now, I don't think it was an entirely witness attempt at humour. Also, huskies are really cute dogs, I wouldn't mind only having them to talk to.
I did get an infraction for that as well. Sorry, different forum software's use warnings/infractions.
Then your declaration is correct, with the exception of the final part. I am not an eskimo. I don't consider myself hateful, either.
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Son, now I am worried. Are you aware that dogs cannot talk? They can only sense the presence of the Devil.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:13 AM
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Son, either you believe in Him or you do not. God will strike a fence sitter
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Do you have a passage for this too?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:14 AM
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Do you have a passage for this too?
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Why should I bother, you do not care about God.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:14 AM
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By the way, what's the © sign about?
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Little slut lady that is the last thing you need to worry about. The fact that you are destine for hell should be at the front of all your thinking. Satan will enjoy having a play thing like you. If I may make a small suggestion get right with Jesus.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:15 AM
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Do you have a passage for this too?
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Almost a Bible full of them. We are not your archivists; open a Bible and read it for yourself.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:16 AM
I am sorry to intervene on this righteous topic, but I believe the reason SAAB failed in America is because not only it is a Demonic Vehicle favored by Child Molesters (alongside the Acura NSX), it was designed and built in this Godless demonic island of atheists who worship pagan Viking gods too!
What else could we expect from a country that elects women as prime ministers to rule over men? Thank the Dear Lord they are now bankrupt and condemned to driving these front wheel drive turbo death traps for life, while we can enjoy God's love for Detroit's own steel.
Can someone explain to me why on Earth these Viking Trolls misplaced the ignition switch on the center of their cars, between the seats, when God clearly intended it to be placed on the steering column?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:16 AM
Did your husband give you permission to post to this forum?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:17 AM
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I am sorry to intervene on this righteous topic, but I believe the reason SAAB failed in America is because not only it is a Demonic Vehicle favored by Child Molesters (alongside the Acura NSX), it was designed and built in this Godless demonic island of atheists who worship pagan Viking gods too!
What else could we expect from a country that elects women as prime ministers to rule over men? Thank the Dear Lord they are now bankrupt and condemned to driving these front wheel drive turbo death traps for life, while we can enjoy God's love for Detroit's own steel.
Can someone explain to me why on Earth these Viking Trolls misplaced the ignition switch on the center of their cars, between the seats, when God clearly intended it to be placed on the steering column?
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While you are right about many things there, you still aren't obeying forum guidelines. Please introduce yourself at the introduction forum, then we can continue.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:18 AM
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Son, now I am worried. Are you aware that dogs cannot talk? They can only sense the presence of the Devil.
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One speaks of talking to a dog metaphorically, as if to keep company such as a brotherly bond or a counsel when no one else is there. Since a dog cannot actually "speak" back in the Human sense of the word, their bark or howl does suffice if they look at you when they do so. For some it brings the same joy when time comes around.
Hardly the devil, you merely misinterpret.
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02-18-2010, 01:19 AM
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Son, now I am worried. Are you aware that dogs cannot talk? They can only sense the presence of the Devil.
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Dogs have think, feel and have emotions even if they cannot talk. I wouldn't mind having just them for company.
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Why should I bother, you do not care about God.
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This isn't entirely true. I'm not a Christian, but at the same time I won't deny that God exists. I try to act fairly in life, so it would be a shame if Heaven exists, to be sent to Hell for not fully believing.
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Little slut lady that is the last thing you need to worry about. The fact that you are destine for hell should be at the front of all your thinking. Satan will enjoy having a play thing like you. If I may make a small suggestion get right with Jesus.
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I am not a slut, nor a lady. This is fact.
I also don't destine for Hell, my location is set to Hell because that is where I believe I will end up if the Holy Bible is correct (as not having total faith in God makes you go to Hell).
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Almost a Bible full of them. We are not your archivists; open a Bible and read it for yourself.
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I have. Like I said before, I still consider it a possibility, so not reading The Bible would be ignorant. I just don't recall anything in the one I read mentioning God striking down 'fence-sitters'.
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02-18-2010, 01:19 AM
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you merely misinterpret
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Either prove this by pointing out exactly which scripture we misinterpreted or shut up.
2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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02-18-2010, 01:22 AM
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Either prove this by pointing out exactly which scripture we misinterpreted or shut up.
2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
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Did I mention the bible? No. Im here out of my own curiosity, and I do not deny the word of god (albeit my name is that of one of an Unholy Vampire which is merely an artistic fascination).
I was defending the thing about the dog and how he misinterpreted the meaning that a dog cannot speak.
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02-18-2010, 01:24 AM
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I am not a slut, nor a lady. This is fact.
I am a 'fence-sitters'.
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Oh my another transsexural, having trouble making your mind. Not two hours ago we had one of your fellow he/she who was also on the fence.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:25 AM
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Dogs have think, feel and have emotions even if they cannot talk. I wouldn't mind having just them for company.
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Dogs are for hunting. Period
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This isn't entirely true. I'm not a Christian, but at the same time I won't deny that God exists. I try to act fairly in life, so it would be a shame if Heaven exists, to be sent to Hell for not fully believing.
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You are or you are not. You cannot be in the middle.
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I am not a slut, nor a lady. This is fact.
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This has yet to be determined.
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I also don't destine for Hell, my location is set to Hell because that is where I believe I will end up if the Holy Bible is correct (as not having total faith in God makes you go to Hell).
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Here is where you are wrong. Until you give yourself 100% to God and follow the KJV1611 Bible completely, with no deviation, can you be assured of not going to Hell. Based on your statements, you are taking the down escalator.
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I have. Like I said before, I still consider it a possibility, so not reading The Bible would be ignorant. I just don't recall anything in the one I read mentioning God striking down 'fence-sitters'.
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See above
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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