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Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
12-25-2011, 10:41 AM
PRAISE!
I've had a bit of a wake up call from God. I'm a bit of a big softy sometimes and one of the people I quite like is a sinner and I've put up with it all this time. He gives money to charity often and without bragging about it, he's friendly and courteous and helpful to everyone. Generosity? He's one of the most giving people I know and always welcoming and kind to any guest. He's also great fun to be around.
So what's wrong with him? Well can I get him to go to church? Never, because he's an atheist!
And I have been associating with him in the hope that one day he will respond to my witnessing and come and join God's party in Heaven.
But now God has shown me the error of my ways and reminded me of His commandments. He has smitten the heathen with cancer of the pancreas and lots of secondary cancers. This is clearly an instruction to me to remember the following verse.
2 Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.
I have been misled by the compassion in my heart to ignore his wanton sinfulness in rejecting our Lord and bamboozled by the illusion of goodness that this agent of Satan has been cloaking his evil behind.
2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Rest assured, brothers, that I have learned from this experience and will be shunning him. His wife likewise cannot see the light and is standing by him and will not accept that he is being punished for his unbelief by God. She won't even answer the phone any more. He's dragging her to Hell with him. why could I not see this before?
He rang my number several times last night and left messages on the answer machine wondering why I no longer return his calls and am not standing by him in his difficult time. HIS difficult time! Typical of a heathen to be so selfish. I nearly was dragged into Hell because of his seductive pseudo-goodness.
I urge you, brethren, shun the unbelievers among your acquaintances before it's too late.
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Re: Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
12-25-2011, 02:27 PM
Praise! You should count yourself lucky that God hasn't also given you cancer to punish you for associating with him.
Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
P.S. If it turns out that God has decided to smite you after all, you have my sympathies. But not too much sympathy, for obvious reasons.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
12-25-2011, 02:52 PM
Anyone with pancreatic cancer must hate God. According to the Bible, God would heal anyone so long as they diligently hearken unto His voice like a TRUE Christian™. Anyone who has a problem following God's eminently reasonable commandments is just wicked, and deserves pancreatic cancer.
Quote:
Exodus 15:26
King James Version (KJV)
26And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.
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Re: Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
12-25-2011, 05:38 PM
I sure hope you don't catch the cancer off him. You'd do well to spend more time in your Prayer Closet, and sending in a large Love Offering to God's favorite Church wouldn't hurt either.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
01-01-2012, 11:08 PM
The phone rang last night. His wife left a message on the machine saying he's dying soon and is in hospital and whatever it is that's making me act like an asshole shouldn't stop me from seeing him one last time.
Just goes to show how twisted secular people are. She wants me to go to Hell alongside him. Not a chance! I know where my loyalties lie and am seeing clearly now.
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Re: Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
01-01-2012, 11:55 PM
You need to go over to his home and reclaim all your power tools. Once he dies, all the vultures will be laying claim to everything in the house, including the widows future Soldiers of Christ.
Be sure to mention my prayers.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
01-02-2012, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
The phone rang last night. His wife left a message on the machine saying he's dying soon and is in hospital and whatever it is that's making me act like an asshole shouldn't stop me from seeing him one last time.
Just goes to show how twisted secular people are. She wants me to go to Hell alongside him. Not a chance! I know where my loyalties lie and am seeing clearly now.
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If there's still time, I'd be sure to share pertinent scriptures with him.
Blessed is the man whom thou chastenest, O LORD, and teachest him out of thy law (Psalm 94:12-13)
My son, do not despise the chastening of the LORD, nor detest His correction;
For whom the LORD loves He corrects, just as a father the son in whom he delights. (Proverbs 3:11-12)
Behold therefore the goodness and severity of God: on them which fell, severity; but toward thee, goodness, if thou continue in his goodness: otherwise thou also shalt be cut off. (Romans 11:22) Perhaps there is time to repent and confess before he burns for all eternity.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Somebody I quite like even though they are a filthy sinner has cancer -
01-02-2012, 01:02 AM
Redeemed, your situation got me to thinking. We here at Landover Baptist should offer people like you gifts to be given to hellbound friends.
These would be gifts that reflect your awareness of their terminal illness, but also convey the message they need to repent now. One item might be a gift wrapped fire extinguisher.
Maybe others have good ideas on this.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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