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Default Manscaping: A Liberal Conspiracy To Feminize Men And Make Them Look Like Giant Plush Toys - 10-21-2014, 08:05 PM

"Manscaping" is the newest Hollyweird perversion of taking a decently masculine man and transforming him into the image of a modern CareBear.

It starts with drugging the victim, or rendering him stupefied, probably after suffering copious amounts of Starbucks venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar-free syrup, extra shot, light ice, no whip, followed by hours of anal sex. Sitting in a chair (notice how the victim must clutch the arms of the chair to reduce the painful act of sitting).




After hours of staring at another man's chest, and no doubt fantasizing about what he will do after the next Starbucks Adventure, the "Manscape Artist" starts cutting away at the hair God gave the victim.



The poor man is so out of it, he dutifully looks to the camera when ordered. There's probably all kind of Manscape Porn out there now because of these hair dressers. I think it's a shame. God gave men the masculine look of a hairy chest, and to fiddle with it is to tell God He made a mistake, or His Divine Work could be improved upon. This is offensive to me as a True Christian™ and as a woman. If Mr. Etheldreda ever entertained such thoughts, I would call the elders of the church right away and stage an Intervention. But it's not just me. Let's look to the Bible, the source of all we need to know in today's world, thousands of miles and hundreds of generations removed from the world in which it was written, and yet miraculously 100% relevant and proven correct.

In the Holy Bible, shaving of a man's hair was considered an act of humiliation.


Wherefore Hanun took David's servants, and shaved them,
and cut off their garments in the midst hard by their buttocks,
and sent them away.
I Chronicles 19:4

In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river,
by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet:
and it shall also consume the beard.
Isaiah 7:20

And they shall make themselves utterly bald for thee, and gird them with sackcloth,
and they shall weep for thee with bitterness of heart and bitter wailing.
Ezekiel 27:31


The fact that hair grows back when cut or shaven proves that God intends us to have hair. Shaving it in such ridiculous fashions mocks the LORD by mocking His Perfect Design.

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle,
and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Genesis 1:26

What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
1 Corinthians 6:19-20


I have never, ever EVER seen a picture of Jesus with his chest hair shaved in some foolish fashion, and you can't tell me that an omnipotent God couldn't have done it with the snap of His Divine Fingers if He wanted.

Jesus could have advertised anything He wanted on His Holy chest, but didn't! Because we are created in His image, it's nothing short of blasphemy to do this very thing!

This pervert has tricked thousands of men into offending the LORD by allowing him to gaze at their naked chests, creating cityscapes from the hair the LORD placed there to grow on purpose. But look also at the men self-abusing with the barber's clipper:



















This is what happens when you take Jesus out of schools. Boys want to grow up to look like girls' plush toys. If that's not totally gay, I don't know what is.



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Default Re: Manscaping: A Liberal Conspiracy To Feminize Men And Make Them Look Like Giant Plush Toys - 10-22-2014, 05:28 AM

Thank you for that very informative post! I will show it to my fiance because he is about to do a sermon on hair and respecting what the Lord created!


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: Manscaping: A Liberal Conspiracy To Feminize Men And Make Them Look Like Giant Plush Toys - 10-25-2014, 03:58 AM

I thought this was going to be about shaving the hair from one's genital area. I used to do that because I wanted my unmentionables to look good for the women I fornicated with. Then I got saved and stopped having premarital sex. Now I no longer manscape, because who am I going to look good for?

Yes, sometimes the boys in the locker room at the gym see me naked, but I don't care about whether they think my private area looks nicely groomed because I'm not a disgusting gay weirdo.


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Default Re: Manscaping: A Liberal Conspiracy To Feminize Men And Make Them Look Like Giant Plush Toys - 10-25-2014, 04:21 AM

The LORD decided to cover most of my body with thick hair, and I confess that as a former Catholic, my bishop encouraged me to trim it once when we were enjoying an outing at the Jersey Shore. At the time, I thought it somewhat odd that he even took notice of my fur, since I couldn't tell you if he had even one hair on his body; my eyes don't fall lower than another man's eyes.

I stupidly took his advice and instantly felt as if I had sinned against my God. Naturally, Jesus allowed the hair to grow back and I now include thanks for this in my daily prayers. I have devoted my entire body to JESUS, and will never defile His Temple again.

GLORY TO GOD!!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Manscaping: A Liberal Conspiracy To Feminize Men And Make Them Look Like Giant Plush Toys - 10-25-2014, 06:16 AM

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Yes, sometimes the boys in the locker room at the gym see me naked, but I don't care about whether they think my private area looks nicely groomed because I'm not a disgusting gay weirdo.
The gays don't even hide in the locker rooms anymore, advertising their biological wares out in the open. They have no shame, the lot of them, and all society suffers.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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