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The Russians have invaded Alaska! -
10-15-2008, 02:44 PM
The cowards waited until Sweet Sarah was out of state to make their despicable move!
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Gazprom Woos Alaska Amid Chill in Relations With U.S. (Update1)
By Lucian Kim and Tony Hopfinger
Oct. 14 (Bloomberg) -- OAO Gazprom offered to help Alaska develop its natural resources, as Russia's largest energy producer seeks to expand into the U.S. amid the worst chill in relations since the Cold War.
State-run Gazprom sent eight senior executives to Anchorage for talks yesterday with Alaska's Department of Natural Resources and ConocoPhillips Chief Executive Officer Jim Mulva, state and company officials said.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: The Russians have invaded Alaska! -
10-15-2008, 05:32 PM
This would not have happened if Barack HUSSEIN Obama had done the right thing and conceded the presidential race weeks ago. Does his treachery know no bounds?
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Re: The Russians have invaded Alaska! -
10-16-2008, 03:43 AM
I blame the Clintons.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Russians have invaded Alaska! -
10-16-2008, 03:54 AM
Just another way for the Russians to steal what's rightfully ours.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: The Russians have invaded Alaska! -
10-16-2008, 11:45 AM
Typical of Ivan the Bear with Snow Covered Boots; the minute he knows The World’s Best Hockey Mum is off choosing fabrics for the Oval Office, he sneaks in through the back-door and robs America of its fuel supplies. I bet they are secretly laying a pipeline direct to Moscow!
Ha! Just wait until Sarah is back, there’ll be another bearskin adorning her Wasilla Command Post.
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Re: The Russians have invaded Alaska! -
10-16-2008, 01:12 PM
I read about this in Pravda and I am leaving tonight for the Alaskan border. I'll be signaling Gasprom positions to the Alaska National Guard with my cell phone and a butane lighter.
She was right, gosh darn it. Putin has reared his ugly head. Keep me in your prayers that I may not be observed. It is the Russian practice to throw spies into the same military prison with the drunken conscripts. This is too horrible to contemplate, but the Lord is my Shepherd, praise God.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: The Russians have invaded Alaska! -
10-16-2008, 01:33 PM
Keep your head down Brother Alex.
I am slightly confused though, I did not think there was such a thing as a sober Russian. Is it just the conscripts that are vodka hounds?
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Originally Posted by Alex the Russian
I read about this in Pravda and I am leaving tonight for the Alaskan border. I'll be signaling Gasprom positions to the Alaska National Guard with my cell phone and a butane lighter.
She was right, gosh darn it. Putin has reared his ugly head. Keep me in your prayers that I may not be observed. It is the Russian practice to throw spies into the same military prison with the drunken conscripts. This is too horrible to contemplate, but the Lord is my Shepherd, praise God.
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YIC,
Sayved
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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