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01-05-2017, 07:34 PM
Hey dudes and dudettes, Ive been a Christian church member since my birth, my parents were strict Muslims but I do not stray from the path of jesus, I work outside of the church to spread the word of our lord and saviour.
My favourite bible quote is Quran 11:88
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Re: Hello -
01-05-2017, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by holybeliever
Hey dudes and dudettes, Ive been a Christian church member since my birth, my parents were strict Muslims but I do not stray from the path of jesus, I work outside of the church to spread the word of our lord and saviour.
My favourite bible quote is Quran 11:88
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Hello Abu,
If you claim to be a Christian, why don´t you use the proper Bible, the KJV?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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01-05-2017, 07:41 PM
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Hello Abu,
If you claim to be a Christian, why don´t you use the proper Bible, the KJV?
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I dont understand what you mean? Do you speak arabic?
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01-05-2017, 08:40 PM
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I dont understand what you mean? Do you speak arabic?
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Friend, the KJV stands for Kaiser James Bible. If you are speak another language than English, it is the hardest one to read because for it is in old english, and I would recommend instead The Message. However, this forum prefers only the KJV.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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01-05-2017, 08:45 PM
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Friend, the KJV stands for Kaiser James Bible. If you are speak another language than English, it is the hardest one to read because for it is in old english,
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Dear, this is Old English:
And this is Modern English, in which the KJV is written:
I hope that was helpful.
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01-05-2017, 10:15 PM
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I dont understand what you mean? Do you speak arabic?
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Hello Abu,
This is not Babel, this is a Christian forum based in the USA and therefore American (or English if you prefer) is the language we use to communicate. I understand you being chased out of Aleppo makes it difficult to remain your own arabic forum, this however does not mean we should be obliged to cater to you.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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01-06-2017, 04:26 PM
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Dear, this is Old English:
And this is Modern English, in which the KJV is written:
I hope that was helpful.
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I apologize. What I mean is that it am written in ancient dialect.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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01-06-2017, 05:26 PM
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I apologize. What I mean is that it am written in ancient dialect.
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Hello Mr. Jong-un!
I am surprised that you deem something that is barely 400 years old as ancient. In Korea the earliest use of pottery dates back to 8000 years ago,now, that is truly ancient!
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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01-06-2017, 06:27 PM
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Hello Mr. Jong-un!
I am surprised that you deem something that is barely 400 years old as ancient. In Korea the earliest use of pottery dates back to 8000 years ago,now, that is truly ancient!
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Er, Miss de Barriga, how old do you think the Earth is, exactly?
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01-07-2017, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga
Hello Mr. Jong-un!
I am surprised that you deem something that is barely 400 years old as ancient. In Korea the earliest use of pottery dates back to 8000 years ago,now, that is truly ancient!
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Amazing such truly beautiful art can be preserved!
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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01-07-2017, 12:47 AM
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Er, Miss de Barriga, how old do you think the Earth is, exactly?
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Maybe pottery is older than the earth... Maybe God is actually pottery.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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01-07-2017, 12:51 AM
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Maybe pottery is older than the earth... Maybe God is actually pottery.
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This is an interesting question. I was not able to find a reference in Genesis about pottery, at least not in the sense of our current understanding of pottery. Would pottery older than 6000 years contradict the Bible?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Hello -
01-07-2017, 01:10 AM
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Maybe pottery is older than the earth... Maybe God is actually pottery.
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God is the Potter; you are the pottery, a vessel to be filled with the wine of God's wrath (Rev 14:10). God puts up with the likes of you so that He make can make known the riches of His glory to the likes of me.
Rom 9:21-23
21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory . . . ?
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Re: Hello -
01-07-2017, 06:43 PM
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Amazing such truly beautiful art can be preserved!
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I made a mistake, I apologize. It's 8000 BC, not 8000 years ago. I am not sure how to reconcile it with Bishop Usher's reconstruction of Biblical timeline; it seems to me, however, that he did not pay enough attention to Titus 3:9.
It's called the Jeulmun pottery and if you want to call it truly beautiful art, you're entitled to hold such opinion:
However, the paste and temper are bit too coarse, and the decoration a bit to simple for my taste.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Hello -
01-07-2017, 06:59 PM
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It's called the Jeulmun pottery and if you want to call it truly beautiful art, you're entitled to hold such opinion:
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We found something very similar in our garden only last week. My husband called it a broken plantpot.
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