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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-02-2008, 12:18 AM

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And, the part about secular law only counts if you get caught.
Also, secular law provides for self-defense, and arguing that you needed to defend yourself against a kweer will get you a lot of sympathy from juries in Freehold County.


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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-02-2008, 12:25 AM

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Many sodomites, or homosexuals as they prefer to call themselves, have told me that being gay is not a choice; that they have no control over their feelings.
Homers say lots of silly things, but Romans chapter 1 says that people turn homer as part of God's punishment for idolatry? Do they expect us to believe that they have no control over whether they worship idols?


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I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay, thats the way u are. Im not straight, and im glad the way I am. I wouldnt choose to be any other way.
Dear Librarian,

Don't you feel degraded when a man puts his thingy in your dirty place? Is it really enjoyable being humiliated like that?

You are a faceless nobody on these boards but can you walk in the local sports pub and blatantly advertise "I'm here-I'm queer"? It must be difficult to associate with normal people all the while harbouring such a dark, nefarious secret!

As a woman, I particularly pity your poor mother. Oh, the shame she must bear. There are lots of sick people on this earth and pastors and psychiatrists are there to help. Please try to cure this malady before it's too late. Once Satan has his way with you, you will wish you had chosen to be "any other way".

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May the workers have mercy on you Roberta, for you Fundamentalist Christians will be the first to go when the workers rise up in America, but don't worry you can still save yourselves by supporting the workers of the world.
Translation: If you vote for Hussein Obsama, you MAY be allowed to flee to Argentina when Obsama's Communist Revolution (and the wholesale slaughter of all Christians and Capitalists) begins. This will happen shortly after he loses the election to John McCain.

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This is true, and clearly explains why all the news stories of people "curb-stomping" homersexuals are reported at country clubs and outside restaurants with valet parking. Why, the fine young Christian men who executed Matthew Shepard for his sins against God were trust-fund babies, with net worths in the tens of millions; they only lived in a trailer court to demonstrate their affinity with the common man before returning to Harvard for their final semesters.
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Homers say lots of silly things, but Romans chapter 1 says that people turn homer as part of God's punishment for idolatry? Do they expect us to believe that they have no control over whether they worship idols?
This would certainly explain all the boy-buggery committed by Catholic priests, Pastor!


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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-03-2008, 03:04 AM

whoever said i was gay? Im not gay. the idea of homosexual sex with another man makes me sick. why would i want to put my privates in the place where all the fecies comes out. Im not bisexual either. Im what you call asexual. I dont like anyone no matter if they are a man or a woman. I just dont experience any sexual attraction. I dont commit sodomy, masturbation or pre marital sex. I dont commit any sexual sins unlike alot of people do.
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whoever said i was gay? Im not gay. the idea of homosexual sex with another man makes me sick. why would i want to put my privates in the place where all the fecies comes out. Im not bisexual either. Im what you call asexual. I dont like anyone no matter if they are a man or a woman. I just dont experience any sexual attraction. I dont commit sodomy, masturbation or pre marital sex. I dont commit any sexual sins unlike alot of people do.
Then why are you so drawn to the one section of this forum that deals with homersexurality?

Methinks thou protesteth too much, nancy.


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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-03-2008, 04:34 AM

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I didn't think people like you existed on earth anymore.

Narrow minded freaks who worship some spirit that lives in the sky.

Please.
Its the 21'st century, not 1bc hah.


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What about the 87 - 90% (depending on the poll) of the American population who believe that Man either was directly created by God (roughly half believe exactly what the Bible says) or that God at least had a hand in "evilution"?

Are you saying that 9 in 10 Americans are "narrow-minded freaks" who don't exist in the 21st century?

If so, perhaps you need to look around and see who is really the freak, son.


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Is your hero Barack Hussein Obsambo a "narrow-minded freak"? He spent 20 years attending the same church.
How is he ever going to find a black church that doesn't preach the same message?


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I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay, thats the way u are. Im not straight, and im glad the way I am. I wouldnt choose to be any other way.
Dear Librarian,

I do not understand what you are trying to convey. Here you tell us you're glad to be gay--then you claim total asexuality.

I guess it really does not matter. There is something very wrong with you. In God's eyes you remain an abomination and Satan is not going to care either way.

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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 12:28 AM

where does it say im glad to be gay? I said I was asexual not gay. There is a difference if u didnt know. Gay men like men, whereas asexual men dont like men, or women. Im asexual, i dont like men or women and I dont feel that there is anything wrong with that. I believe in God, and he has answered my prayers. Praise the lord!!!!!!!!!
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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 12:33 AM

In my post i said im fine with People being gay. There is no I there, only people. And exactly how i ask am I an abomination, i have committed no great sin, i havent committed sodomy, premarital sex, lechery, or masturbation or any other sex sin so what exactly am I doing wrong, please help me see the light.
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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 12:43 AM

"I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay."

These words alone will get you a first-class ticket on the Hell Train.

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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 02:02 AM

Im sure considering you can 100% prove that with actual evidence.
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Im sure considering you can 100% prove that with actual evidence.
You do know that Romans chapter 1 condemns faggotry. What many false Christian "churches" conveniently "forget" to preach is the following:

Rom. 1:32: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

In other words, fag-enablers are just as damned as homers themselves.


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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 10:20 AM

Why do you deny the teachings of Jesus?
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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 03:55 PM

Rather strange this, isn't it? homosexuals may or may not make a choice to be different, and the vast majority harm no-one by doing so. Sure there are some perverts/rapists/paedophiles/whatevers in there, but you would always get them anyway. Why does God dislike them so? Think about it, chances are you've never met one, you'll probably never be harmed in any way by one. They generally (99%) don't seek to make you gay if you are not, and have no "gay agenda" as it is most charmingly called.Please don't immeaditly start attacking me, I would just like to know what you honestly think, NOT what the Bible says,NOT what you have been taught or told, but what you THINK

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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 04:02 PM

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Rather strange this, isn't it? homosexuals may or may not make a choice to be different, and the vast majority harm no-one by doing so. Sure there are some perverts/rapists/paedophiles/whatevers in there, but you would always get them anyway. Why does God dislike them so? Think about it, chances are you've never met one, you'll probably never be harmed in any way by one. They generally (99%) don't seek to make you gay if you are not, and have no "gay agenda" as it is most charmingly called.Please don't immeaditly start attacking me, I would just like to know what you honestly think, NOT what the Bible says,NOT what you have been taught or told, but what you THINK

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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 04:43 PM

so where in the bible does it say the " saying Im ok with people being gay" will send me to hell? Im curious.
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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 04:55 PM

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so where in the bible does it say the " saying Im ok with people being gay" will send me to hell? Im curious.
Why not pay attention when a Pastor answers your questions?
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You do know that Romans chapter 1 condemns faggotry. What many false Christian "churches" conveniently "forget" to preach is the following:

Rom. 1:32: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

In other words, fag-enablers are just as damned as homers themselves.


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Default Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? - 06-05-2008, 05:15 PM

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I would just like to know what you honestly think, NOT what the Bible says,NOT what you have been taught or told, but what you THINK
What are you; some kind of satanist? Why are you trying to draw us away from the Bible? We have no need to think, everything we will ever need to know is in the KJV1611.

It's independent thought that has allowed the homers to flourish; why would we take part in such foolishness?
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