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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 10-25-2014, 07:21 PM

I live in Estonia and i belive in God

Yeah people in Estonia dont belive in God ...here there are only few true belivers...
People here complain alot and they are really mean at least most of the people are...
We have a baptist church where i live and there are 170 in there but almost all of them are not saved

But we christians just have to love others
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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 10-25-2014, 11:20 PM

Estonian chicks are hot. And they know how to party. I love them, Jesus approves.

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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 10-26-2014, 12:41 AM

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Estonian chicks are hot. And they know how to party. I love them, Jesus approves.

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God does NOT approve.
1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature


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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 10-26-2014, 06:14 AM

A Follower Of Satan And Proud!! Bring On The Hate You piffleen Pigs!!
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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 10-29-2014, 10:01 AM

Estonia is also a country where people don't drink water but only Vodka, they allready teach kids how to drink vodka in school... That's why Vodka it's cheaper than water or other good healthy drinks

Every Estonorian are drunk everyday and every hour

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And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 10-29-2014, 10:13 AM

Look at this, they also promote drunk sports

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2_WNJWCT8

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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-28-2015, 03:49 PM

dear christians america is closely not a "holy country" or something free of "sin". the people there seem to be actually dumb. i, as an estonian citizen, am laughing hard over this thread because how shallow your view of the world is.
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dear christians america is closely not a "holy country" or something free of "sin". the people there seem to be actually dumb. i, as an estonian citizen, am laughing hard over this thread because how shallow your view of the world is.
Dear Lady,

Tere tulemast! It is so nice to have a real living Estonian on our Forum. We are entranced by this privilege. A chance to spread the love of Jesus to your revolting nation at last! Still, I must say that as you are one of the most atheist countries in the world, your situation is much better than that of the cat lick nations (Romans, Spain, Maxican countries, etc), at least you don't have to start by forgetting the false doctrines!

If I remember it correctly, there are still some Lutheran catholics over there? What are your plans to dispose of them!? Are you relying on the help of Godly Mr. Putin, a good friend of Jesus, who will surely assist you in the near future by a bloodless occupation. I can assure you that all our Brethren are praying for that. However, in the worst case scenario you're on your own fighting the swarms of atheists... Be brave!

Isaiah 3:18
In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon,

Please remember that you have our compassion. Your situation is indeed terrible. A language incomprehensible but fortunately more filled with Russian and German loan words than that of your Northern neighbours, those of Sinland. My favorite book in Estonian is Hobune kes kaotas prillid ära and my favorite song Meie ööt on nii valget ja kuluvat ruttu. And I have always admired the cunning of your sportsmen and women, especially the skiiers Veerpalu and Smigun with the capability to hide their heavy use of hormones. You've made the best of an impossible situation! Our prayers are with you and with Mr. Putin.



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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-28-2015, 04:29 PM

i am 100% okay with the language. also i don't care of what religion people are in here or anywhere. the thing is that most of our nation hated the russian occupation (families being sent to labour camps for no apparent reason etc.). also scandinavia is a great place and you baptists should not judge people because they have their own opinion on things and want a free and independent life.
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i am 100% okay with the language. also i don't care of what religion people are in here or anywhere. the thing is that most of our nation hated the russian occupation (families being sent to labour camps for no apparent reason etc.). also scandinavia is a great place and you baptists should not judge people because they have their own opinion on things and want a free and independent life.
Don't be silly, we don't hate people because they have their own opinion on things and want a free and independent life, we hate people because they hate God!

Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
Psalm 139:19-21


And yet, we are merciful enough to warn you of your impending slaughter by God's Holy Hand. You'd think at least one of you people would be grateful.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-28-2015, 04:40 PM

okay i am done with you mindless americans. HAIL SATAN 666 \m/


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i am 100% okay with the language. also i don't care of what religion people are in here or anywhere. the thing is that most of our nation hated the russian occupation (families being sent to labour camps for no apparent reason etc.). also scandinavia is a great place and you baptists should not judge people because they have their own opinion on things and want a free and independent life.
Dear Sinner,

It is difficult for me to understand you based on these two posts. First, you see all Americans dumb and shallow. Of course, your mighty army also relies on the shallow and dumb NATO (aka the United States of America) for your 'free and independent life'. Secondly, you accept all religions except the one that takes no shortcuts but simply tell sinners what God and Jesus actually told us to do without any interpretations.

Now that you seem to be through the emotional upset you might start examining your soul and see if there are any possible double standards there.

Please.

Matthew 7:3
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Aga miks sa näed pindu oma venna silmas, palki iseenese silmas aga ei märka?)



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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-28-2015, 04:50 PM

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okay i am done with you mindless americans. HAIL SATAN 666 \m/


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Don't be silly. You're account and every foolish thing you've said will be preserved for the souls to follow. We pray that your willful walk to Perdition will serve as a warning to others. While you may be a stubborn fool, we have hope someone in your God Forsaken country will wake up and smell the burning stench of the Lake of Fire, and turn around and run instead into the Arms of Jesus!


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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-28-2015, 04:54 PM

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Dear Sinner,

It is difficult for me to understand you based on these two posts. First, you see all Americans dumb and shallow. Of course, your mighty army also relies on the shallow and dumb NATO (aka the United States of America) for your 'free and independent life'. Secondly, you accept all religions except the one that takes no shortcuts but simply tell sinners what God and Jesus actually told us to do without any interpretations.

Now that you seem to be through the emotional upset you might start examining your soul and see if there are any possible double standards there.

Please.

Matthew 7:3
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Aga miks sa näed pindu oma venna silmas, palki iseenese silmas aga ei märka?)



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i don't mean america, i mean conservative christians, baptists etc. and should i praise america now from this point on? i don't think so.
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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-28-2015, 06:44 PM

I'd just like to point out that I don't know that much about Estonia, so I'm going to reserve my hate until later. Not really that much into hating, right now. However, I don't doubt that God does, indeed, hate Estonia and the Estonerians. Especially the gay ones.


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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-29-2015, 03:52 AM

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okay i am done with you mindless americans. HAIL SATAN 666 \m/


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Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-29-2015, 06:32 AM

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Every year, Estonia hosts their annual celebration of sodomy and homosexuality known as Baltic Pride,
Most western countries will have pride parades, this isn't news. Even "godly 'murica" has multiple pride parades across the country.

Also, in your last point you talk about an area of Estonia populated by Swiss people but the link you left leads to info about an area of Estonia populated by Swedish. I think you either got your links or your countries mixed up.

But what exactly is wrong with an area of Estonia having a large Swiss or Swedish (whichever you actually meant) population?


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Default Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia - 07-29-2015, 07:16 AM

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Most western countries will have pride parades, this isn't news. Even "godly 'murica" has multiple pride parades across the country.

Also, in your last point you talk about an area of Estonia populated by Swiss people but the link you left leads to info about an area of Estonia populated by Swedish. I think you either got your links or your countries mixed up.

But what exactly is wrong with an area of Estonia having a large Swiss or Swedish (whichever you actually meant) population?
Estonia is a vodka store for those Satan's creatures living in Finland. The Great Putin was wise enough to give Estonia "independence" so now they can use that area - they do not need to take any savages and homos to their own holy land.
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