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You rock. -
03-06-2007, 10:35 PM
My socks, Jesus.
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Re: You rock. -
03-07-2007, 12:51 AM
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My socks, Jesus.
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Jesus rocks your socks! What a delightful sentiment!
Well, assuming it's not some bizarre euphemism. I've heard about what some young fellows do, involving their socks.
Perhaps Mother Glynndie could shed some light on this issue? She seems to have great knowledge about teenagers and their habits.
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Re: You rock. -
03-07-2007, 03:59 AM
Well, you know how socks are always revered as boring? (aawwww man! Socks for Christmas?How Boring!)
Well, Jesus has the miraculous ability to make even the dullest of things, including socks, to be super cool (with his infinit reserves of sweetness).
You know Chuck Norris, how he's so awesome? He got that awsomeness from Jesus (Chuck actually is a Christian) as a gift.
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Re: You rock. -
03-07-2007, 10:19 AM
He was true worker. but not a religiuous dude like everyone said
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Re: You rock. -
03-07-2007, 12:48 PM
Jesus wasn't a religious dude? What exactly was your mother taking when she was carrying you? Please show me some passages from the Bible to back up your rather bizzare statement.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: You rock. -
03-07-2007, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Communist Homosexual
He was true worker. but not a religiuous dude like everyone said
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Jesus wasn't a religious dude? What exactly was your mother taking when she was carrying you? Please show me some passages from the Bible to back up your rather bizzare statement.
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Also please back up the ridiculous notion that Jesus Christ, Savior of Mankind, ever worked a day in His life.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: You rock. -
03-07-2007, 01:51 PM
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Re: You rock. -
03-08-2007, 08:28 AM
The wise man built his house upon the rock!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: You rock. -
03-08-2007, 10:26 AM
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The wise man built his house upon the rock!
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Deuteronomy 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
And before anyone says anything, this passage in no way justifies Star-Fiddler's deranged worship of inanimate lumps of stone!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: You rock. -
03-08-2007, 02:00 PM
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The wise man built his house upon the rock!
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Are you referring to Jesus with that or to somebody else?
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Re: You rock. -
03-08-2007, 04:17 PM
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He was true worker. but not a religiuous dude like everyone said
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Who? Do you mean Chuck Noris?
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Re: You rock. -
03-08-2007, 04:34 PM
I guess it depends on the meaning of the word "rock".
Autistic kids rock too! That has nothing to do with JESUS.
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Re: You rock. -
03-11-2007, 03:43 PM
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Also please back up the ridiculous notion that Jesus Christ, Savior of Mankind, ever worked a day in His life.
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Can you back up that Jesus never worked a day in his life?
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Re: You rock. -
03-11-2007, 03:45 PM
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Can you back up that Jesus never worked a day in his life?
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Well, wasn't he quite a bit too busy spreading the Holy Word to be working?
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Re: You rock. -
03-11-2007, 05:27 PM
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Can you back up that Jesus never worked a day in his life?
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No, you are the one making the claim that He worked, so the onus is on you to prove it. Besides, everyone knows it's impossible to prove a negative.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: You rock. -
03-11-2007, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter
Can you back up that Jesus never worked a day in his life?
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What does the Holy Bible say about it? That should be your source. Can you find any scripture that has our Savior© punching a time clock or taking a coffee break? Asking for a raise or calling in sick? The very idea is absurd.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: You rock. -
03-12-2007, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Deuteronomy 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
And before anyone says anything, this passage in no way justifies Star-Fiddler's deranged worship of inanimate lumps of stone!
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Oh? And how doesn't it?
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Re: You rock. -
03-12-2007, 03:32 PM
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Oh? And how doesn't it?
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Because Rachael we must take The Bible as literal truth and not interpret it. That is why that passage doesn't support Starfinder's ideas.
I guess it is hard for a pagan like you to understand.
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Re: You rock. -
03-12-2007, 09:50 PM
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Because Rachael we must take The Bible as literal truth and not interpret it. That is why that passage doesn't support Starfinder's ideas.
I guess it is hard for a pagan like you to understand.
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Dearest Bobby Joe, thankyou for proving my point.
That passage, if taken literally, would mean that you, like SF, are all worshipping a big rock.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: You rock. -
03-12-2007, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
That passage, if taken literally, would mean that you, like SF, are all worshipping a big rock.
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I suppose you believe that Peter was a literal rock with a literal church built upon his back too, don't you harlot?
Don't try to argue the Holy Bible with us, harlot.
We know it better than you could ever dream to do.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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