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Good News for the Nation, Bad News for My Abstinence! -
02-14-2012, 06:23 AM
Speaking as somebody who was not fortunate enough to be home schooled, I can tell you from experience that public school teachers are dirty-minded, foul-mouthed weirdos who delight in burdening children with all manner of lurid, inappropriate talk.
Therefore, I am just pleased as punch that an Arizona senator is sponsoring a bill that would clean up the classroom, forcing teachers to comply with the same (admittedly lax) FCC rules which govern broadcasters:
Censorship Bill Takes Aim at Teachers
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Bill would force teachers to comply with FCC regulations
A newly proposed bill would force teachers to act within Federal Communication Commission standards if it passes.
The Arizona Republic reports SB 1467 establishes penalties for instructors who violate FCC standards in the classroom, ranging from suspension to termination. FCC regulations limit speech classified as indecent, obscene or profane.
The bill's primary sponsor, Senator Lori Klein, said the bill came after constituents complained about teachers using inappropriate language in front of high school students. In its current form, the legislation would target any public classroom from preschool all the way up to community colleges and universities. Klein says she is still working on the bill, as the intent was never to include higher education in the bill. Additionally, changes might reduce the first violation from a mandatory one-week suspension to a warning.
Senate Majority Leader Andy Biggs has signed on to the bill, saying that the bill is not violating free speech standards. He cites U.S. Supreme Court allowances on reasonable speech restriction based on "time, place or manner." But Senate Minority Leader David Schapira says that while the concern is understood, the proposed solution isn't. Schapira also says teachers shouldn't be using the kinds of words that the bill targets in classrooms and that school districts should be implementing the policies.
The bill has not been scheduled for a hearing yet.
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So far so good, right?
Well here's my problem. I have a "thing" for strong, moral women. And when I began to research Lori Klein, I discovered that she is not only strong and moral, but also what the kids would call a "smokin' hottie." See for yourself:
Sen. Lori Klein: If Cain Didn't Hit on Me, He Wouldn't Hit on Anybody
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As Herman Cain decides whether to continue his doomed presidential campaign in the wake of new allegations of infidelity, state Sen. Lori Klein—best known for pointing a loaded pistol at a reporter and/or reading a letter loaded with unproven racist claims on the Senate floor—comes to Cain's defense. CBS News reports:
Lori Klein, an Arizona state Senator and Cain's Arizona state chairman, told CBS News she stands by Cain.
She says she has known him for 12 years and he's "never been anything but a gentlemen—and I am not an unattractive woman."
Klein suggested that if Cain is innocent he should sue White for libel and went on to attack the media for digging up the allegations. She also said that in politics, "we want a virgin to do a hooker's job."
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That Herman Cain obviously has a lot of self control, and I admire him for that. Me? Not so much. Rest assured, brothers and sisters, I have NOT broken my vow to abstain from self abuse!
However, it is impossible for me to think of fair Miss Klein without being driven to distraction. No, no, I have not done anything as vulgar and blatantly wrong as having a sex fantasy about her, but I still feel I have run far afield of the guideline established for us in Mathew:
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Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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I don't want to be an adulterer!
I really don't! Please, friends, pray that God will cool my fires. And please forgive me for waving temptation in your faces by posting that little filly's pics. I just felt it was important to show you exactly how much temptation I'm up against.
Thank you for your prayers.
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Re: Good News for the Nation, Bad News for My Abstinence! -
02-14-2012, 07:10 PM
I understand the temptations of the flesh all too well, my Brother. But this is why we must ask Jesus for help with our carnal lusts every day we walk in this insignificant mortal life.
Even now, twenty years after my last "date" with another homo, I often see a handsome stranger approaching on the sidewalk and start instinctively fumbling with my trousers in anticipation of the sodomy. Some of this is simple rote behavior learned from coupling with thousands of anonymous queers. But it is also Satan still tempting me with the wicked desire for manflesh.
I always turn to God's precious words in 1 Peter 5:8-11, lower my eyes and quickly walk past my potential victim.
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.
But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
To him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen."
Stay strong in Christ.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Good News for the Nation, Bad News for My Abstinence! -
02-14-2012, 07:42 PM
Thank you so much, Brother Harold! That is some very inspiring and enlightening testimony you've just shared.
I'm curious about this gay dating business. It never occurred to me to wonder about this, but when it's two men going on a date, how do you determine who pays for dinner?
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Re: Good News for the Nation, Bad News for My Abstinence! -
02-14-2012, 10:15 PM
Well, gays don't have dates in the sense that normal people do. You know, dinner, a movie and some innocent hand holding. While the "date" may be initiated over strawberry daiquiris in a fern bar, the word is simply fag-speak for consent to violent sodomy, wherein it is agreed that the one proposing the date will pack the mud, and the other will be a submisive bottom queen.
Queers have their own perverted lexicon. It includes some common words that normal people use, but with entirely different meanings. All of it is built around the homo tenet of filthy and incessant sodomy.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Good News for the Nation, Bad News for My Abstinence! -
02-15-2012, 12:07 AM
A guy at my school wore a shirt emblazoned "I'm versatile". I had no idea... .
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Re: Good News for the Nation, Bad News for My Abstinence! -
02-15-2012, 02:56 AM
Thanks for the info, Brother Harold! So I guess if a couple of gays did go out to dinner, the one who'd be "pitching" would, according to the rules of chivalry, be the one who should pay for dinner.
Roberta, I don't believe I've made your acquaintance yet. My mother joined La Leche League in the early 1970s when I was a baby. I'm not quite sure what-all they were into, but it can't have been good.
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