[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by PonziTheScam

Are there any video games that are appropriate for Christian households?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subje...ideogames.html


Try any one of these. If Jesus finds them wholesome, they must be. Note that these must be played exactly as Jesus tells you. Failure to listen to Jesus will result in a bullet train to Hell.


YIC
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[Nobar King]

Did anyone get anything good from their loot boxes?

[yBrode]

OCROP OID!

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by yBrode

OCROP OID!

backwards this spells Dio Porco. God is not a pig, you stupid beaner.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

backwards this spells Dio Porco. God is not a pig, you stupid beaner.

This is indeed a very rude person. Also, the words are usually the other way around, which makes me suspect that this little porco novizio is as illiterate in its own language as he/she/it will undoubtedly turn out to be in American.


You really would think that on Easter Sunday, of all days, we would be allowed to rejoice peacefully on our own private forums. Have these people no shame? Fortunately, we can leave it to Our Lord to deal with them: Romans 12:19.

[TheNoBrain]

"What is seen in the shadows is easily misunderstood in the mind of a child."

Have faith and believe, what you will.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

Have faith and believe, what you will.

Thank you for giving me permission to believe in Jesus and Holy Bible. That's very generous of you, dear.

[TheNoBrain]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Thank you for giving me permission to believe in Jesus and Holy Bible. That's very generous of you, dear.

I mean... I am going to say this:


I

PLAY

THIS

GAME


My mother and father are okay with it, as long as it does not interfere with my studies, my friends are okay with it, as far as it does not extend to the get-together times we really often have. I am shocked to see that Reaper Creeper is a true son of Christ, while Mercy Marcie is the devil herself. I don't even know where to begin. (I also did consider the private message you sent me about my writing style, and I have changed my mind: I'll write all super edgy and like an angst-ridden emo teen.)


Creeper is (in-game lore-wise) a mercenary terrorist, who now works for the organization called Talon. He has been a respectable member of the organization of Overwatch as Gabriel Reyes, but after a really heated argument, Soldier:67 and he blew up the Swiss headquarter of Overwatch. He survived it, and now, motivated by a personal vendetta against the whole band of people he once cared about, now is on an international manhunt to kill them all. He even states on one of the maps: "Overwatch... I'll put an end to your sad story." His phrases include "I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-fuctioning psychopath.", "Die! Die! DIE!", and "Death walks among you." I fail to recognise any Christian motifs here. Can someone please, help me?

Marcie is a doctor, sworn to protect all people under the Hippocratic Oath. Her ultimate, Resurrect, is one of the more... "controversial" ultimates (for the majority of the people here, at least). That ultimate is not meant to do God's work. It's just a game mechanic, as all ultimates are.


I'll be off the forums soon enough if I state blatantly obvious things, so I'll shut my piehole before I get another 40 points of infractions. ¡Apagando las luces!

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

***drivel deleted for brevity***

I'll be off the forums soon enough

OK, and on you way out, don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

I mean... I am going to say this:


I

PLAY

THIS

GAME !

Oh goodness. I'm not surprised. It seems to have screwed up your eyesight as well as your brains. I'm so sorry, dear. I suggest you put down your controller and step outside. Direct sunlight, followed by Bible Reading, that's my advice.

[TheNoBrain]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Oh goodness. I'm not surprised. It seems to have screwed up your eyesight as well as your brains. I'm so sorry, dear. I suggest you put down your controller and step outside. Direct sunlight, followed by Bible Reading, that's my advice.

Been there, done that. Bible. It sounds familiar. Is it some kind of... I don't know, holy book of all Christian, Baptist, Anabaptist, Protestant, Lutheran and Evangelic?


Sorry, but my skills are rusty, I need to go back and make some room between the potatoes and the trees for the strawberry. I'm a farmer, not a scholar.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

Been there, done that. Bible. It sounds familiar. Is it some kind of... I don't know, holy book of all Christian, Baptist, Anabaptist, Protestant, Lutheran and Evangelic?


Sorry, but my skills are rusty, I need to go back and make some room between the potatoes and the trees for the strawberry. I'm a farmer, not a scholar.

You plant your potatoes near trees? Which variety? Because I haven't heard of shade and tree-root liking potatoes yet!


Sorry, but you're not a good farmer, dear. You're one of these "Sunday Warrior" or rather "Sunday Farmer" type, I suppose: you just buy everything at Home Depot and have your Mexican gardener plant it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Sorry, but you're not a good farmer, dear.

Not if he's a nomad, lol!

"Here, let me plant all this produce, then wander away and never come back, hurr durr."

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Not if he's a nomad, lol!

"Here, let me plant all this produce, then wander away and never come back, hurr durr."

Touché, Sister, touché!

[Dotty too]

I would like to ask about your opinion on the latest updates Overwatch has had:

Firstly I would like to know how you feel about the new character Orisa
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Orisa


Secondly I would like to know what you think of the recent event added to Overwatch called 'Uprising'

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Dotty too

I would like to ask about your opinion on the latest updates Overwatch has had:

Firstly I would like to know how you feel about the new character Orisa
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Orisa


Secondly I would like to know what you think of the recent event added to Overwatch called 'Uprising'

I would first like to ask your opinion about Jesus. How do you love to serve Him best? What have you done for Him lately?

[TheNoBrain]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I would first like to ask your opinion about Jesus. How do you love to serve Him best? What have you done for Him lately?

Let's just say I do every single thing to please the Lord, but he has just turned his back on me. And if I see someone turning his back to me, I do the same.


My username should not be anyone's concern. I came here with friendly intentions to shine light into the dark corners, but now I see that the light can't escape the pull of a black hole.


I mean: What's the point of my existence on this forum? The people are not willing to learn, but I offer my knowledge on a silver platter. No strings attached, no tree of wisdom in sight, that knowledge stems from experience. Teaching is hard for me, and yes, that would seem like it's easy.



I have found games of Overwatch with friendly people. How? I don't know, I just found them. There were no politics, no religion, just people chatting, having fun and all of that.


Thank you for reading. I'll be off, reading Lovecraft, because the Bible is now too tame of a night-read.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

Let's just say I do every single thing to please the Lord, but he has just turned his back on me. And if I see someone turning his back to me, I do the same.

Pleasing the Lord requires obeying every single thing that He commands, which strikes me as a bit more work than you have ever put into anything in your life. But hey, if you say that you tried . . .

My username should not be anyone's concern. I came here with friendly intentions to shine light into the dark corners, but now I see that the light can't escape the pull of a black hole.

This "light" of which you speak is probably the equivalent of one of those tiny "press and hold" flash lights designed to be attached to key rings.

I mean: What's the point of my existence on this forum? The people are not willing to learn, but I offer my knowledge on a silver platter. No strings attached, no tree of wisdom in sight, that knowledge stems from experience. Teaching is hard for me, and yes, that would seem like it's easy.

The more legitimate question would be what is the point of your existence on this planet? Other than providing revenue to the nouveau riche A-holes of the gaming industry, I mean.

And who in the H-E-double hockey sticks are you to be offering knowledge to us? How old are you? What have you accomplished in life? Note: 1000 plus hours of game play does NOT count as life experience.

I have found games of Overwatch with friendly people. How? I don't know, I just found them. There were no politics, no religion, just people chatting, having fun and all of that.

Well, it's nice to see that World Peace has been achieved by people who never discuss anything of substance. Let me know how it goes when you start to talk about things that actually matter.

Thank you for reading. I'll be off, reading Lovecraft, because the Bible is now too tame of a night-read.

Ooo, now I am unnerved. You read Lovecraft. You must be a deep and possibly scary person. . . and Oh, if you had ever really read the Bible, you would not find it tame. Seriously, dude, there is some intense stuff in there-- Blood, gore, human sacrifice, incest, gang rape, "hewing" people with axes, (don't worry, that was done by a good guy) mutilation, genocide and lots and lots of vengeance. I've never seen Game of Thrones, but I would bet that it compares.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

Thank you for reading. I'll be off, reading Lovecraft, because the Bible is now too tame of a night-read.

Seriously?

How much less tame than a long string of stories of genocides and rapes do you need for a good night sleep?

[IWantSomeSweetLight]

So this has been on of the greatest thing i have seen and i have come to thr conclusion that i will put aside my wicked ways and flush my computer of sin! In the past few months two more characters have been realised!! I would love to know how you interpret these godless didital creatures! Thank you