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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Obedient69
You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.
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I don't know if you can really call witches "humans" considering they've replaced their souls with dark spirits, but I'm no theologian.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 04:51 PM
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Yes, friend, witches are indeed "sickening", as you point out.
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Not what I meant. Your behavior toward anyone that has a mind of their own is what is sickening. The close-mindedness of you people is a disgrace to the human race.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 04:56 PM
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Not what I meant. Your behavior toward anyone that has a mind of their own is what is sickening. The close-mindedness of you people is a disgrace to the human race.
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You seem to have a real bee in your bonnet about something, Sister. Does your husband know you are on the Internet?
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I don't know if you can really call witches "humans" considering they've replaced their souls with dark spirits, but I'm no theologian.
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Define a human than.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 04:59 PM
Why don't you start a thread on the introductions forum? Tell us about yourself. It's more polite than just coming here and abusing us all. We'd like to help you.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:02 PM
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You seem to have a real bee in your bonnet about something, Sister. Does your husband know you are on the Internet?
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1) I am no "Sister" to prized idiots such as yourself.
2) Does your husband know that you are on the Internet?
3) I am allowed to have free will. Marriage does not stop that.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:17 PM
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Define a human than.
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Do you think dogs have souls? Rats? Cockroaches?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Obedient69
1) I am no "Sister" to prized idiots such as yourself.
2) Does your husband know that you are on the Internet?
3) I am allowed to have free will. Marriage does not stop that.
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Please try to control your anger on our family-friendly forum.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Do you think dogs have souls? Rats? Cockroaches?
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Yes, because they are live beings. CREATED BY GOD.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:29 PM
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1) I am no "Sister" to prized idiots such as yourself.
2) Does your husband know that you are on the Internet?
3) I am allowed to have free will. Marriage does not stop that.
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You are a very rude young lady, is what you are. Why are you so angry? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:31 PM
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Yes, because they are live beings. CREATED BY GOD.
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So dogs, rats, and cockroaches can go to Hell, too?
Do you think gingers have souls?
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Hopkins
You are a very rude young lady. Why are you so angry? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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When did I say I hated Jesus?
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:42 PM
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When did I say I hated Jesus?
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Everything you say proves you ignore God's rules as He put them in His Holy Bible. You not just hate Jesus, you hate Him with a vengeance. Your eternal stay in Hell will be well deserved.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:54 PM
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Yes, because they are live beings. CREATED BY GOD.
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So these living things, with souls, will all go to Hell unless they can repent of their sins and accept the LORD Jesus as their Savior and Master. My dog cannot do such a thing. What kind of monster do you think God is to create a being with a soul, infuse it with an innate default of "sin," and then torment it for all eternity for not having the opportunity to know and love Him?
Plants, too? Fungi? Bacteria? Are they also doomed to eternal torment?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:54 PM
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That is a stereotype the Internet memes started about the "Gingers not having souls".
I don't believe that any soul goes to Heaven or Hell, since I believe in reincarnation even though I am educated in The Bible.
But to be honest, most of your posts are utterly hilarious and I wish you well in aggravating these poor hypocrites.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 05:59 PM
You are all incapable of using your own intellect (or lack thereof to be frank) as you threaten anyone that has opinions and a capability to think and be a open minded human with eternal damnation. As I said before you are hypocrites and are probably going to the same place you're threatening everyone else with.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Disobedient69
You are all incapable of using your own intellect (or lack thereof to be frank) as you threaten anyone that has opinions and a capability to think and be a open minded human with eternal damnation. As I said before you are hypocrites and are probably going to the same place you're threatening everyone else with.
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Who is threatening anyone?
Friend, you're getting worked up here. Try and calm down and read what's actually being written.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Disobedient69
Not what I meant. Your behavior toward anyone that has a mind of their own is what is sickening. The close-mindedness of you people is a disgrace to the human race.
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Where does the Bible tell us to tolerate non-believers? Witches? Queers? Atheists? Feminazis?
Post the Scripture here, or else you owe Jesus and I an apology.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Obedient69
That is a stereotype the Internet memes started about the "Gingers not having souls".
I don't believe that any soul goes to Heaven or Hell, since I believe in reincarnation even though I am educated in The Bible.
But to be honest, most of your posts are utterly hilarious and I wish you well in aggravating these poor hypocrites.
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So you are not a Christian, you think witchcraft is a "belief system" and compares, therefore, in some way to Christianity, whilst you yourself believe in reincarnation? Oh boy, you are one confused little girl.
Didymus is an atheist; he doesn't aggravate us: we know he's wrong. Also, he doesn't throw his weight around like some pre-menstrual feminazi.
Please provide scriptural evidence for our "hypocrisy", since you are "educated in The Bible"[sic].
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Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! -
11-06-2012, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Disobedient69
That is a stereotype the Internet memes started about the "Gingers not having souls"...
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As you avoided answering the question, I'll assume you believe that gingers, dogs, rats, and cockroaches do have souls. Where does it stop? Do fruit flies have souls? Bacteria? Viruses?
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...I don't believe that any soul goes to Heaven or Hell, since I believe in reincarnation even though I am educated in The Bible...
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So who/what determines the form you're next incarnated as? Do you also believe in karma?
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